Happy Friday!

Even if you ARE ugly.

Via

baby owl in the lion's den

A tawny owl chick fell into the lions' enclosure at a zoo in Devon, UK and lived to tell about it!

Who's my cute wittle kitty? Who is?

thanks Arbroath

RIP Patrick Swayze

masked

The Chap via kitchensoup

Best of CL: Anyone ever been caught...

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Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT

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...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Carwash a bit rough on the car

I'm going to stop turning in rent on the 4th

1980's Serigraph Poster at RO Gallery

Landlord arrested, charged with killing, burying tenant

Police say they nabbed a killer landlord on Tuesday -- one who buried his tenant's body under his home and let it rot for four days before it was discovered. Police discovered the body on July 1 after neighbors complained of a foul smell coming from a home. A search for the smell's source led investigators to a three-foot crawl space beneath the elevated home's floorboards. There, they found the body buried in a shallow grave.

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