First there was the vodka poured over a woman's breasts before bottling

Then there was the vaginal yeast yogurt.

Now there's vagina essence beer.

Brewed by the Order of Yoni, Bottled Instinct beer is a "sour ale containing femininity, sensuality, charm, passion, sexuality by using vaginal lactobacillus bacteria in the brewing process."

If you would care to encourage this kind of idiocy there is an Indigogo campaign running. As of this writing they've only gotten 279 of their 150,000 Euro goal.

h/t to Death + Taxes

because I cannot unsee, and to share the pain

the whole gross story
Also the woman across from me on the train tonight was eating a tub of Chobani and this is all I could think of.

Vagina toast

A couple years ago I bought the guy I was dating a custom toaster from Burnt Impressions for Christmas. He loved toast and would eat all mine at brunch, but didn't own a toaster. It would burn skulls into his bread and, since he was a Misfits fan, I had them put the Crimson Ghost skull on the side of the toaster itself. Unfortunately he suddenly turned into a giant vagina in early December and I ended up throwing the beautifully wrapped toaster, along with one of his sweaters, down the garbage chute.

This toaster would have been more appropriate for him:

"The Vagina (A.K.A. Eye of Sauron's Vulva) Toaster" is also on offer from Burnt Impressions. An obvious Valentine's Day choice, it will cost you $34.95 + $11 shipping at Amazon.

So.... vagina cakes are a thing.

And this is the least NSFW and/or disturbing of them. Gird your loins, prepare yourselves, then click here at Mommyish for nine more.

Thank you to Leyla

Well.

That's different.

Available at Amazon.

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That's not what you think it is...

Investigative journalism show Xi'an Up Close did a story on an unusual mushroom found by villagers when digging a new well. Turns out it was not a mushroom at all but a double-ended penetration toy (vagina on one end, anus on the other).
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Buck Angel

So, I'm innocently perusing an article that I came across in a roundabout way entitled, "11 Sexiest Bald Men on Earth (From a Man)" when I see a photo of this guy:

Buck Angel is a porn star. Born a woman. Still has a vagina. Slightly NSFW photo of a statue of him/her after the jump. IT'S CONFUSING.

This is an alarm clock vibrator

The Little Rooster
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Stop Vegetable Abuse

thanks Arbroath

Crrrrrristmas is Coming

This is way scarier, but I did have a purple tiger bathing suit when I was younger. I should totally find those photos & scan them in. For lolz, of course.

photo via scarymansion.tumblr.com