Layers of white on white

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Kazimir Malevich's version:

ah!

Probo the robot is supposed to help autistic children with detecting emotion.

Looks like Oscar the Grouch meets Alf, scares the hell out of me.

thanks Arbroath

I love animals, just not this much

Nothing to Do with Arbroath has an article about an unexpectedly sexy calendar being sold to support an Irish no-kill shelter.
"She was completely comfortable with the shoot," a shelter spokesperson said of the model, pictured above. Apparently not everyone is.

Those cats at Orangina are bananas (NSFW)

First there was this weirdness. Now here's the winner of the "Shake that Orangina" contest.

masked

The Chap via kitchensoup

Best of CL: Anyone ever been caught...

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Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT

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...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Plus everyone knows horizontal stripes aren’t slimming

Number 1 in the GQ Magazine article/slide show "Regrets: A Look at Our Occasional Lapses in Judgment" is this dishy 1967 swimsuit/vest/hat ensemble. It’s hard to tell in this grainy photo, but I think the female model’s expression is “Dude, I am so not sleeping with you.”

photo by Leonard Nones from GQ via men.style.com

I'm going to stop turning in rent on the 4th

1980's Serigraph Poster at RO Gallery

Landlord arrested, charged with killing, burying tenant

Police say they nabbed a killer landlord on Tuesday -- one who buried his tenant's body under his home and let it rot for four days before it was discovered. Police discovered the body on July 1 after neighbors complained of a foul smell coming from a home. A search for the smell's source led investigators to a three-foot crawl space beneath the elevated home's floorboards. There, they found the body buried in a shallow grave.

cat killer caught

I'm sure this horrid cat killer story has been picked up by National press but these whacked out cat killings are the biggest thing going on in my neck of the woods right now. To get you cubs up to speed: over 19 dead severely mutilated cats have been found in Miami in the past few weeks. Most of these cats have been neighborhood pets and kittens gone missing. Everyone has been freaking out assuming it was some sort of satanic ritual or gang initiation. Older people love jumping to those two conclusions. Anyways, I had a feeling it was going to be some well to do sadistic teenage fucker with too much time on his hands. Well my kitties, I was right. Police arrested this kid who they've suspected was the cat killer for quite some time.

Courtesy of Miami-Dade Corrections

Tyler “cat killer” Weinman, not his class picture but his mugshot. Yes, he's actually smiling.

Who smiles like this in a mugshot???

Not too many details have been released on the crimes themselves but it has been reported that several of these massacred cats were discovered posed. This gross freak of nature posed the poor cats for sick satisfaction...and not in a good way ala my favorite David Shrigley piece:

CAT. Taxidermy, wood, acrylic paint

This whole thing really disturbs me. Not only does this creep live 10 minutes from my parents home but he also graduated from my high school. People are seemingly pleased to have the suspected killer caught but many folks are still defending him saying he was a good kid. I have realized that I clearly don't believe in justice or innocence before proven guilty. I have already convicted this sicko in my mind and I want him to get the maximum sentence for his Dexter-ish cat crimes. Fortunately slick guy over here just turned 18 so he's nice and legal. He'll be some juicy low hanging fruit in jail.
I really like my mother's suggested punishment of locking him in a cage with a really hungry man eating lion.

lets get manly

If You're Ever On Dancing With The Stars. . .

. . .you might want to consider some of this headgear I found on Etsy. Otherwise, I'd stay away.

This shiny starfish is eating her face.


This is from the Wedding collection. Something old, something new, something fucking hideous that my cousin made out of a paper plate.


One time, at color guard camp, we all made our own headbands for the parade out of cardboard and spray paint.

I'm totally down with being craftacular and all that, but these kindergarten craft projects are being SOLD. . .for MONEY. . .like $30 or $40 a pop. From CANADA - well, that explains it.

What happened to my beautiful Joaquin?

Dancing at the Sundance Film Festival in oven mitts.

Back when the meds were working.

Update: That may not be The Joaq in the first photo. A discussion here with current photos.

Need someone to take your drunk ass home? this is SO WRONG

Ok...
so Diceman and I are driving around yesterday...and I *GASP* "I swear I just saw a cab with a condom guy logo!". We had passed him quickly and I thought, maybe I didn't see that right.
(plus we were driving by the Scottsdale Borgata!)

We let him catch up, in fact he ends up going to the same gas station with us. It got WORSE.. so the Cab Company is NAMED "Jimmy Hat Cab Company" and the logo is ...yes... a condom ...a personified condom at that.. and it is over the "J" like a condom that has been applied.

Well, I get marketing and grabbing attention.. you only get 1 shot, all that...BUT seems highly inappropriate for a business that focuses on.............

1. driving drunk girls home
2. driving business men and woman to the airport and back home
3. picking up tourists at upscale resorts to take them to fashion square... or
p.f. changs...
4. taking $5 hookers and/or their John's to pay by the hour motels
5. taking $1000 hookers to your home or office party
(ok 2 appropriate uses IF prositution were legal, otherwise-no,not over my dead hookers body)

.........to have this painted on your car..and HUGE..not to mention when your in any of these situations how you would avoid this company when looking up a cab company in the first place. It's not like people just dial "cab" and wait for something to show up.
also, in the tourist cases, typically another person is calling the cab for you and they sure as hell arn't going to pick this one and have a couple little old ladies waiting in the valet only to see this thing pull up.

I just visualize being in this cab...alone.. with a guy driving this and on so many levels I'm disturbed

so, between this and the looks of the driver, your chances of being raped in a cab seem likely, but they WILL use a condom so it's really not that bad.
although if I were a judge in the case afterwards I might just skip to "well she was asking for it" instead of my usual.. "well, what was she wearing?"


ps - why does everything have to be personified? thats really the point of this post.

My eyes are bleeding.

Apparently Ice-T's wife, "Coco," has her own semi-nudie magazine. I was at Barnes & No-no Hole's today & I see this nasty nasty nasty shaved beaver staring up at me. Like a plucked chicken right in my face - white meat. Gaaa! Why??. . . I mean WHY?!? I only stopped in for the new Lucky, why am I bleeding from the eye sockets?

And now here it is for you - Happy Labor Day!