Well, thank you so much Sandy. You really blew.

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Happy Friday?

Um, hope you get some action in an art museum?
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How could you resist a man in a bacon suit?

Available from Stupid.com.
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"BABY'S BABY IS PREGNANT TOO!"

Etsy user spellingmistakes (Darren Cullen) has created a baby doll that's pregnant with its own baby doll that's pregnant with its own baby doll. The fun never ends, but it does get really tiny.
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Nice cameltoe, Ernie.

Lingerie company Yandy present the utterly ridiculous "Sexy Bert" and "Sexy Ernie" Halloween costumes.

Seems like a great way to snag a pedophile! Have fun ladies!
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UPDATE: Hahahaha this is their Cookie Monster costume!

(the cookie is not included, btw)

UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Sesame Street issued a cease-and-desist letter to Yandy over their "Sexy Big Bird" costume.

Care for a Nippletini?

German liquor company G-Spirits (link is most likely NSFW unless you work at a topless bar) is marketing spirits which have been poured over the naked boobies of models before being bottled.
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From G-Spirits' "Questions and answers" page:
3. You're not getting problems with the public health department, do you? [sic]

G-Spirits: Of course not. Obviously we conform to their requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it.

Sister Panda?

I don't even watch this show. I don't understand this.
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