As someone eternally loyal to the original Star Wars trilogy it's hard for me to be a great defender of the George Lucas prequel trilogy, which, of course, was a technical achievement more than a success of character or acting.
I can point to moments along the way that I enjoyed in the prequel films. Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace was truly awful and I really don't have much to say about that film. I know many of the olders out there feel the same way. Anakin was atrocious. Jar Jar Binks worse than atrocious and a terrible CGI creation in the name of George Lucas merchandising. I'd have to say Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor are the best things about the Episode 1 prequel. On the whole it's a pretty vacuous film about "Ani" and the disjointed, uneven storytelling cannot be saved by two seasoned actors. Seriously, even Naboo is really boring. The Boy Wonder doesn't quite appreciate these finer details.
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Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones was a huge improvement, but that didn't take a lot. You could have sneezed into a tissue and held it open to the audience and it would have been better. Gross I know. I loved the Jango/ Obi Wan smackdown and the Slave I asteroid chase, but even then it felt different than the original trilogy films. Could it have been a case of too much Slave I? Was it too clean and perfect? The original Boba Fett vessel was like a harbinger of evil to come. I suppose there's never enough Slave I, but it still wasn't the original trilogy. Did Boba give it a paint job along the way? I never did get that, but I haven't paid close attention to the mythology since the original trilogy. I do love the Clone Wars precursor battle at the end in the arena with all of the Republic Gunships and the massive jedi and clone force. Battle don't get much better. Yoda's lightsaber duel with Count Dooku was good. Admittedly, I was never a huge fan of Christopher Lee and the whole Dooku character. Pasting the old timer's face on a younger man's body is hard to buy. I needed someone a tad younger. I wasn't a fan of Darth Maul either. It was like George Lucas was trying way too hard. Dooku wasn't much better going to the opposite, more ordinary extreme. Of course, Episode II had all of those love story interruptions ...Ugh! I know Lucas was trying to tell his love story portion of Star Wars, but the acting was anemic or wooden or however you want to categorize it. Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen had little chemistry. It was hard to watch. It was especially hard to watch them frolic in the fields on those large round alien creatures. It was silly. It was just plain atrocious. Then it was back to the Jango fight. It was such a jarring, strange juxtaposition throughout the film and I'm not opposed to love stories [District 9 anyone?].
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith was good. I think I like it best as a whole. We're almost at the point with this film where George Lucas is close to making a decent Star Wars movie, but that won't happen entirely until Episode IV. You'll have to go back in time for that one. I suppose I'm not demonstrating a great deal of mercy here. I like the Wookie battle on Kashyyyk and some of the heavy equipment and clone gear in that sequence. The coloring looks terrific and it was by far the most interesting location of the three films- odd that it looks closest to Earth. But like everything else in this film it's far too brief. We hardly get to see any of the cool stuff for more than a few seconds. Lucas tried to cram way too much into his epic tale at the expense of the audience. Older fans wanted to sit back and absorb some of these places and take in the details, but just don't blink. It's understandable the modern day video gamers didn't see the problems as much as the raised and reared Atari folk.
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This leads me to the original purpose for this post. I love the various jedi and the races who populate the order, but they are struck down with Order 66 like a group of rag dolls and it was just so mishandled in my opinion it took alot of jedi credibility away for me from the film. Many of them are blindsided and killed from behind and that was just unbelievable, but potentially debateable for me. The biggest crime is committed when the four jedi confront Chancellor Palpatine and they get their asses handed to them in seconds. It was a travesty of justice in more ways than one felt like a betrayal to the Star Wars mythology. No excuse in the world could ever prepare you for the jedi being struck down like four random, nameless, rabble of battle droid. By the way, are the battle droids good for anything? They don't seem to be of any value with the exception of Jedi debris removal and target practice. George Lucas really messed up by attempting to compress his story. It was far too convenient to just wipe the floor with the jedi to move his story forward. No way in a million years would Kit Fisto, Saesee Tiin, Eeth Koth and Mace Windu allow that Sith lord to beat them. In fact, three of the aforementioned jedi are killed in exactly 8 seconds flat [I timed it with a watch]. From the moment Palapatine goes nuclear the deal is done in 8 seconds. HUH?! It wouldn't happen. Four against one. I'm not buying it. Lucas screwed the pooch on this one.
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What I did love about the third and final prequel film was one of the most genuinely touching, human moments in the entire trilogy for me. I was moved by Ewan McGregor in this scene and when it happened I realized what I had missed most about Star Wars, character and investment in those characters. This for me was the greatest moment of the third installment and possibly the prequel trilogy. Granted without the other two films would it have had the same impact?
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Man, that scene choked me up. I'm a softy. All in all the bloated Star Wars prequel films were tedious and just weighted down by a lot of technical talk and political mumbo jumbo. The prequel films were simply disappointing on so many levels. The original Star Wars trilogy is the must see trilogy when Anakin [Darth Vader] and Obi-Wan meet again. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope would see the Obi-Wan/ Darth Vader duel to the death or as The Boy Wonder put it to me, "it's like old man fighting." Ouch! He is harsh. That's okay. I can handle it. And he does love the originals actually, despite the nursing home battle.