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Iraq's deputy foreign minister assassinated

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Greetings from the Fluffy Bunny coven. Let us gather 'round the cauldron and partake in the watching of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the WB

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(Brunei Online)

Illegal loggers hire female strippers to protect their hot wood

(13)

Letter announces prom "Protection Package" of condoms and lubricants to go along with complimentary rooms at the hotel hosting the prom. Smells like teen prank

(27)

Trip to Edinburgh Butterfly Park goes horribly awry for 18-month-old when the pirahna-type fish attack

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Delta commuter jet veers off runway at DFW airport. Elderly pilot apparently looking for farmers' market

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British war ships crash into each other while demonstrating their evasive maneuvers

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Buzzard dive-bombs rural England. Department of Department of Redundancy calls in an air strike

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Very beautiful brunette (not safe for work)

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Man reports marijuana stolen, faces charges

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(Some Guy)

Kazadir and the Gypsies prepare to be photoshopped

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Japanese Justice Ministry to allow Beetle, Sardine and Dung as names for newborn, sadly Fark not mentioned

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Hitman shot hirer in willy

(39)

(Some wiener)

Sausage factory owner believes it was okay to kill three meat inspectors for harassing and provoking him. Provocation consisted of inspecting his sausage factory

(61)

Nichols escapes death penalty. Red-neck riots to ensue

(139)

Andy Roddick again sets record for fastest serve. Girlfriend Mandy Moore again frustrated

(45)

Buzzards: 22, cyclists: 0. Hitchcock surrenders

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Why women fake orgasms. Men everywhere not clicking link because they don't really care, as long as they get theirs

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Japanese "sleep room" includes massage bed, soundproof walls, sleep counselor and reruns of Dawson's Creek

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(Some Guy)

Golf fan gets to carry PGA Tour pro's bag after his caddy is fired in the middle of the round

(25)

Twenty-three-acre lake disappears into sinkhole

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Father of videogames, Ralph Baer, speaks to High Times

(54)

Skyscapers act like giant bird-zappers, kill one BILLION birds every year. Here comes the just-pulled-this-out-of-my-ass science

(65)

"Son of Sam" killer David Berkowitz's prison blog, courtesy of The Smoking Gun

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Tractor-trailer carrying 35,000 pounds of fresh fish explodes into flames after hitting moose

(63)

Loan company offering poor people credit card -- at 65 percent interest

(111)

(Web India)

Justine Timberlake and Cameron Diaz throw surprise pajama party on plane full of people

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In case you were wondering, trying to pass 30,000 explosive devices through a security checkpoint is a dumb idea

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Drew and Brooks meet Melissa Lima in Los Angeles (with pic)

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Border Patrol agents upset that their new uniforms are made in Mexico

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(This Is London)

Proof that you're unfit to be a hitman: Mistaking your sidekick's groin for the victim's head

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Princess was a con-artist. And a man

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(Local10)

Man decides to look for keys in the middle of interstate. Darwin-arity ensues

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McCain says no to vice-president offer from Kerry

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(Roanoke Times)

Eighty-year-old man finally decides to settle a 15-year-long financial dispute -- with a .357 caliber handgun

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(wxyz.com)

Two-year-old boy survives 80-foot fall thanks to well placed bushes

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Man commits suicide by jumping out of a helicopter into the Grand Canyon

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Priest's memoirs tells of sex with women and a frustrated gay liaison

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Thousand-year-old padded bra unearthed in China

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(Jinx)

You submitted this with a funnier headline -- new Fark gear available

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U.S. Dietary Panel revises Food Pyramid. Beer and Ho-Ho's left off

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Ebert tells LOTR fans to get a life, follows with underhanded apology. Vin Diesel to curse his colon

(132)

(Some Guy)

The Olsen Twins turn 18 this weekend -- celebrate by checking out their senior-year high school portraits

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TSA offering free knives and wire cutters to frequent flyers

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Germany's Euro 2004 team doctor advises players not to have sex before games because of physical and emotional strain involved. Advises drinking heavily instead

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Pics of man breaking world's handstand record

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Photoshop theme: Unlikely people surfing. Link goes to a surfer unlikely to be people

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Wearing your "Kiss My 4R5E" t-shirt to court is probably not going to impress the sheriff

(40)

(Palm Beach Post)

Military intelligence: Instead of sultry singing babe, troops at Gitmo given Jared from Subway

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Britain invents force field for tanks. "Raise shields and hail the vessel, Mr. Worf"

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Naughty, dirty, brazen. Ooohh, yeah. (Not safe for work)

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Vandals hit 33 cars in police-station parking lot

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Nine hundred-pound man gets a free ride on a cargo net, a pony ride from paramedics, finally rolls onto plank and calls it the most active day of his life

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Portugese police will allow British soccer hooligans to get stoned as a way of preventing a riot

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In an attempt to fight obesity, candy makers to start using healthier ingredients

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Light beer sales will surpass regular beer in the United States by next year as low-carb diets such as Atkins and South Beach become more popular. Your dog sticks with Guinness

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Hot guy in need of a fluffer (not safe for work)

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Screaming fit leads to marijuana bust

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Economists claim money doesn't buy more sex. Economists have never heard of prostitution

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AudioEdit a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting

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(Some Guy)

Photoshop young Anakin Skywalker all grown up and posing with a fan

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Bank error in your favor. Collect $60,000. Oops, wrong card. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $60,000

(141)

Yukon men try to give hitch-hiking Sasquatch a lift

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Increase in average ass size since 1922 leads to replacement of seats at Wimbledon

(74)

(Wichita Eagle)

"Debbie Does Dallas" opens in Wichita to rave reviews

(69)

Transport officials assigned to count traffic on deserted cul-de-sac

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(Some Guy)

IBM, Cisco develop world's most complex chip. Not nearly as interesting as world's largest Cheeto

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Teacher accused of viewing pr0n with his second-grade class

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(Amazon.com)

Amazon selling 9,000 ladybugs

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(WATE)

Man drives farm tractor onto active runway to prevent plane from landing. Jailarity ensues

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Cop: "Excuse me, sir. Do you realise you were travelling at 109 kph in your 15 tonne eight-wheel-drive Light Armoured vehicle?" Driver: "Yes, yes I did"

(132)

Despite paying $5.50 per gallon, six helicopters land at gas station in Norway to get some fuel (slideshow)

(53)

(Some Guy)

Dear Los Angeles Lakers, you are now our bitch. Love, The Detroit Pistons

(394)

(The WMUR Channel)

New graduation tradition: Peeing all over the school

(61)

South Africa civil servants shocked that they're being asked to do work; more shocked when new boss starts holding meetings at 4:00 AM

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