Here's a little knock knock joke for you.
Because it's Leap Year.
And I know you want to celebrate with me.
So...
Go ahead.
Really.
You say, "Knock, Knock!"
Got it?
Okay.
Go! Really! It's your turn first.
"Knock, knock!" You say.
Wait! Wait! That's not right!
Let's start over.
I start first.
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?" you say.
"Mary!"
"Mary who?" you say.
"Mary me and I'll love you forever!" I say.
Awwww...
Cute, wasn't it?
You can't roll your eyes at me, Missy. I warned you right in advance. I told you not to leap to any conclusions.
Sadly, even though I did a bunch of google searches I couldn't find a single Leap Year knock knock joke.
So.
Yeah.
That's the VERY best I could come up with today.
But!
Happy Leap Year anyway.
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