Baby, it’s hot outside. My grandmother used to say, “Horses
sweat. Men perspire. Women glow.” It’s an old saying. But lately, I beg to
differ.
Dog days
(Hounded by humidity and losing lucidity)
My sprint is spent
like long-lost lien.
I’ve showered thrice.
I’m still not clean.
We wonder why the
summer slogs,
But every day will
have its dogs.
I puff and pant like
mongrel mean.
The temp has dropped
a few degrees.
I venture out to catch
a breeze.
If just a mile or
three I’d try,
My tales would justify
some pie.
But after two, I
crawl on knees.
God only knows my top
complaint.
For He has heard I
ain’t no saint.
A trio of excuses grand
I reconstruct to beat
the band
And seek a shadow,
there to faint.
Get up and move, you
soggy slug.
Go grab that water,
gulp and chug.
Then stomp those
sneakers ‘round the block.
Your alibi’s a crusty
crock.
I stand and shrug,
and off I plug.
And still I wonder,
as I fry,
Will this entitle me
to pie?
c2016 by Linda Ann Nickerson
This poem was posted in response to these prompts:
Camera
Critters: pictures of creatures
Simply Snickers:
“tales” (or “tails”), “trio,” and “try”
Shadow Shot
Sunday: “shadow”
Image/s:
Vintage/public domain image.
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