Wednesday, November 30, 2005
More on a pop icon
And another random article has a very good explanation, for foreigners, of "Alla Pugacheva's Everlastimg [sic] Magic." The best comparison I can think of to someone in the US context would be Elvis Presley, who was, like Pugachova, once young and attractive and then grew bloated and overblown, with crazy on-stage outfits, etc. I've heard people say about both Elvis and Alla Borisovna that they both had tremendous stage presence in live shows at all stages of their careers, so maybe the comparison is a good one. I guess we can wish Pugachova better luck in dealing with the twilight of her stardom than Elvis had.
Sunday, November 27, 2005
The more things change...
Moscow... A strange city, entirely unlike any European capital. America growing through the ancient walls of the Kremlin, the geometrical Lenin mausoleum next to the multi-colored Asiatic Saint Basil, a moth-eaten droshky next to the newest Hispano-Suiza, both stopping at the command of a policeman's white stick, the policeman wearing European white gloves and having an obviously Mongolian face with high cheekbones and narrow eyes; large shop windows displaying caviar and sturgeon and on the opposite side of the street a long queue of people waiting to buy herring or grain...
From Evgeny Zamyatin's lecture, "The Modern Russian Theater."
Originally delivered in Prague on December 20, 1931.
Happily, Andy is back and blogging. This makes me feel better about dropping out of sight for another couple of weeks in order to dispense with exams, and drop out of sight I must. But Andy has a handle on most of the stories I would be covering anyway, so check out SiberianLight for your fix.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
High Culture
For two reasons, it is disturbing to think that Western readers may regard Pelevin as Russia's most representative writer. First, Pelevin does not readily distinguish between things as they are and his arcane elaborations. A naive reader may confuse his phantasmagoric ravings for true descriptions of Russian reality; this reader will never talk to any Russian again without a burning desire to run for his life. Second, Pelevin might actually be Russia's most representative writer.
"Sovietization by Stealth"
"Sovietization by Stealth," by Konstantin Sonin
Moscow Times, October 4, 2005, page 10
[...] The question of what led to the collapse of the Soviet Union now gives rise to heated debates only among professional political scientists. But the question is not as academic as it might seem at first glance. To understand why, consider a purely economic event that took place last week -- Gazprom's acquisition of Sibneft.
Your assessment of the Sibneft deal -- as well as of state-owned Rosneft's acquisition of Yuganskneftegaz, state-owned Unified Energy Systems' planned purchase of a large stake in Power Machines and the possible acquisition of Norilsk Nickel by state-owned diamond giant Alrosa -- will depend to a large extent on how you explain the downfall of the Soviet Union. If spies, Star Wars and geopolitical forces were to blame, then everything's fine.
But if the main reason for the collapse was economic, then we're in trouble, because this means that we're expending our own money and effort to rebuild the very same Soviet system of industrial organization and management whose ineffectiveness, so obvious in the final decades of the Soviet era, led to such regrettable consequences.
If this is the case, all the government's talk about economic stimulus, private property and transparency that economists love so much is pure nonsense. In effect, this means that the old Soviet-era Oil Industry Ministry, Nonferrous Metals Ministry and Medium Machine-Building Ministry have become the driving forces behind Russia's new economic policy.
It would have been nice if the authorities had bothered to tell us that they had set a course -- and not just economically -- back to the U.S.S.R.
Then again, not telling us is very much in line with the Soviet style of leadership, a haughty disdain for the governed that seemed to say: It doesn't matter if you believe us or not, we're still going to do it our way. [...]
More recently, media critic - and Izvestia opinion page editor - Alexei Pankin wrote about the "undemocratic" selection process at work in the TEFI Awards, Russia's equivalent of the Emmys:
"Television Awards and Democracy," by Alexei Pankin
[...] [A]fter 10 years of experimenting, the academy instituted a procedure that the Communist Party rejected back in 1985: the roll-call vote. The voting now works like this. Three groups of 12 electors are selected at random from the body of 130 academy members. These electors in turn vote publicly for their favorite programs. "There's no way the selection is random," one academy observer told me after noticing that the voting groups included employees of the same stations whose shows were nominated for various awards.
Moscow Times, November 22, 2005, page 10
I must admit this hadn't occurred to me, but given the authority of my source, I decided to check out the allegation. I asked one of the academy members if the selection was actually random. He clearly assumed that I wouldn't have asked unless I knew something, so his reply was evasive: "I have no proof to the contrary." Based on that reply, I began to think that he must know something that he could not or would not say without betraying an academy secret. And now I am sharing my own doubts with the readers of this column, leading you perhaps to question the integrity of the country's top television awards.
This story has much in common with the history of Russian democracy. Thanks to Mikhail Gorbachev, we received the full range of democratic rights, and since then we citizens have combined our efforts with those of the state to turn those rights into a joke. Even if an election were free and fair these days, no one would ever believe it.
"Heavenly" divorce
Apparently, though, the Russian public doesn't care that much any more. Today, Echo conducted an unscientific call-in survey of their listeners, and as it turns out they were not too sad to see this "fairytale romance" come to an end - only 18% said they were sad that the Pugachova-Kirkorov union was over.
Maybe the marriage crumbled under the stress created by Kirkorov's extensive public shaming (3 good articles in English there) in 2004 for calling journalist Irina Aroyan a c*** and mocking her accented Russian in a contretemps at a press-conference. News agency Regnum has a "dossier" of over 200 articles on this - filed under "The Kirkorov Scandal."
Fun from Russian Marketing Blog
This ad became legendary because the Moscow city authorities banned it soon after it showed up on billboards around the city a couple of years ago. RMB moves beyond the basic reaction ("he-he, the euro and dollar are 'doing it'") and considers the implications:
What are a dollar and a euro doing? This is a kind of psychological projective test. Me and most of my friends at the first glance thought they were dancing. But then we looked closer and realized they are doing something else. They are making money.In the fall of 2003, when this ad appeared, the Euro had relatively recently overtaken the dollar for the first time, exchange-rate-wise. This was a big issue in Russia, because so many people keep (kept?) their savings in cash dollars at home, and another way to interpret the ad is that the Euro is "screwing" the dollar. As I traveled to Western Europe during that time, and ever since, I know I felt like my dollars were getting screwed...
Still I cannot get the message of this ad. First, if the dollar becomes pregnant, what kind of money would it bear? Like, if you leave a dollar bill and a euro bill inside your wallet for a night then in the morning you will find a thousand rubles. Second, if they make money then the euro is definitely male and the dollar female. Why? Because euro is stronger than dollar? But then if the US Federal Reserve changes dollar discount rate would it change dollar sex as well.
RMB also had a post recently about something that I've found amusing for some time: the phenomenon of Russian liquor producers using "replacement ads" to promote their brand. These are ads, ostensibly for water, chocolates, or pickled peppers, which prominently display the logo and colors of a brand of vodka, often with an ambiguous slogan (RMB notes one I haven't seen before - Slavyanskaya vodka/water's tagline is, “A person can stand three days without drinking. But he can also spend them drinking."). Meanwhile, the products ostensibly being advertised are nowhere to be seen in your local supermarket.
Resources for students
A very different, but equally interesting, online resource that I happened upon recently is an extensive collection of materials on the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia in 1968, provided by the University of Michigan Special Collections Library.
New kid on the blog
What sold me on this blog and made me want to write it up at a time of day (night) when I should be going to sleep or already there? The author's description of Moscow, which is right on:
There are many little things about this big city I am thankful for: its people, its oh so predictable unpredictability, its sadness, its roughness, its aggressive and creative energy, its metro, its identity. Moscow knows who she is. It might not always be pretty, but boy does She have an answer! Pow!
Musings on the mess in the military
When we were living up in Boston, I got onto the mailing list for "Perspective," a somewhat interesting newsletter published by the Institute for the Study of Conflict, Ideology & Policy at Boston University. It comes out rarely (between 2 and 4 times a year), so sometimes the articles are published with substantial delay. For example, there's an article in the October-November 2005 issue talking about reactions around the CIS to the Rose and Orange Revolutions, and it talks among other things about the reaction of "Kyrgyz President Askar Akayev" (I wonder where that one-time champion of democracy is today? Under suspicion, that's where.) without mentioning the Tulip Revolution of March 2005, which turned Akayev out of office rather unceremoniously. The only conclusion can be that the article was written before March, i.e., that at least 6 or 7 months elapsed before it was published.
All of that digression is just to note that I'm not sure how current Felgenhauer's article is, but I found it interesting enough to want to quote it at length here. You can read the whole article here, and my shorter but still lengthy edited version below. To sum up, former Chief of the General Staff Anatoly Kvashnin spent his time in the top post "involved in intrigue, in personal showoffs and occasional binge drinking"; and his replacement, Yuri Baluyevsky, is so competent that during negotiations with the Chinese over last summer's joint military exercises, and during the exercises themselves, "Baluyevsky was visibly at the helm, while [Defense Minister Sergei] Ivanov appeared on the scene briefly as the blabbing figurehead - that in fact he is." Nevertheless, the top military leadership is not engaging in meaningful reforms but is merely "busy misappropriating tens of billions of petrodollars that are being pumped into the defense budget."
Felgenhauer discusses the personalities a bit, but more importantly he has some very lucid things to say about the implications for military reform in Russia and addresses such questions as whether there is now (or ever will be) civilian management of the military in Russia. The article is peppered with sharp observations about things like how "laws passed by parliament are never of much importance" in Russia and how the growing number of contract ("volunteer") soldiers in Russia's army is nothing but a "typical Putinite Potemkin village-style reform that will cost the budget billions, while not solving any real problems." The bottom line? "Within the Russian military something is constantly changing, but the basics do not seem to change at all."
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"Russia's Imperial General Staff," Pavel Felgenhauer
Perspective, October-November 2005, page 1
In July 2004, General Anatoly Kvashnin - number two in the Russian military hierarchy - was dismissed as Chief of Russia's all-powerful General Staff after seven years of holding the job. The ouster ended a public brawl between Kvashnin and his immediate superior Defense Minister Sergei Ivanov, appointed by President Vladimir Putin in 2001.
Before taking on Ivanov, Kvashnin publicly locked horns with the previous Defense Minister (1997-2001) Marshal Igor Sergeyev and eventually succeeded in ousting him. During his tenure, Kvashnin often made reckless public statements. In June 2003, Kvashnin surprised the nation by announcing publicly that the Russian military was in a "post-critical state" and had degraded into a rabble of thieves and crooks. [...]
There was much talk of a profound contraction of responsibilities of the General Staff after Kvashnin's ouster and of a "strengthening" of the role of the Defense Ministry. On June 19, commenting on the dismissal of Kvashnin and the appointment of his successor - General Yuri Baluyevsky - as Chief of the General Staff, Ivanov told journalists: "Putin and I believe that the General Staff must concentrate on long-term planning of the future development of the Armed Forces and the modeling of the wars of the future, while working less on current matters in the units and crisis managing."
In May 2004, in the annual address to a joint session of both chambers of parliament, Putin not only talked of "modernization of the army" being a national priority, but also specifically mentioned "civil control" of defense spending as essential to reform. Putin's pronouncements strongly indicated a serious change in our military, since meaningful "civil control" is surely impossible, while an omnipotent General Staff continues to be in charge.
Were Putin and Ivanov serious, when calling for reform? Today, over a year later in October 2005, it's clear that it was all just talk, that a personality clash between Ivanov and Kvashnin masqueraded as something more serious. [...]
Baluyevsky is a much less ambitious person than Kvashnin and at the same time, a much better military top staff professional. During the years that Baluyevsky was Kvashnin's number two in the General Staff, he was running the entire outfit, while Kvashnin was involved in intrigue, in personal showoffs and occasional binge drinking. (Baluyevsky, as well as Ivanov, according to overall Russian standards of general officer alcohol consumption, may be called teetotalers).
Baluyevsky's lack of ambition has made his relations with Ivanov much smoother than Kvashnin could ever manage. For more than a year there have been no public spats between the General Staff and the Minister. At the same time, Baluyevsky's professional and organizational capabilities have in fact accelerated the role of the General Staff in decision-making. For example, during the arduous negotiations with the Chinese military over joint exercises that eventually took place in Aug. 2005 on the shore of Tsingtao peninsula south-west of Beijing, and during the actual execution of the maneuvers, Baluyevsky was visibly at the helm, while Ivanov appeared on the scene briefly as the blabbing figurehead - that in fact he is.
Since Baluyevsky was in fact running the General Staff under Kvashnin, it would be unreasonable to expect that policies and procedure would change dramatically, when after many years of working the show behind the scenes, a person finally becomes number one and officially in charge. The Law on Defense was rewritten and direct references depicting the role of the General Staff were dropped, but in real life, this did not change much. In Russia, laws passed by parliament are never of much importance. The ruling bureaucracy interprets the laws and issues its own executive ordinances on how they should be implemented. Parliament does not have any power to control how laws are interpreted or implemented, it cannot censure any minister, and it does not have the power to subpoena any executive official to give evidence under oath. [...]
After the demise of the Soviet Union, President Boris Yelπtsin was pressed to appoint a genuine civilian as Defense Minister, but balked at the idea to have a fellow politician with political ambitions in charge of the Russian (Soviet) military machine. General Igor Rodionov was retired in 1996 to pose for several months as a "civilian Defense Minister," former KGB General Ivanov is today playing the same role, but the Soviet structure of the Defense Ministry, and General Staff have been preserved since 1991 without much change. [...]
Russian military intelligence - GRU, as big in size as the former KGB and spread over all continents - is an integral part of the General Staff. Through GRU, the General Staff controls the supply of vital information to all other decision-makers in all matters concerning defense procurement planning, threat assessment and so on. High-ranking former GRU officers have told me that in Soviet times the General Staff used the GRU to grossly, deliberately and constantly mislead the Kremlin about the magnitude and gravity of the military threat posed by the West in order to help inflate military expenditure. There are serious indications that at present the same foul practice is continuing. [...]
The Russian/Soviet top military administration has demonstrated remarkable consistency in structure, procedure and strategic intentions during periods of unusual change in Russia, and the total dominance of the General Staff in decision making has been preserved the whole time. This has provided stability and continuity of command within our military. All major players seem, at present, to be content to keep it as it is: The military chiefs mind their own affairs without much control and do not in any way threaten the Kremlin, while staying busy misappropriating tens of billions of petrodollars that are being pumped into the defense budget.
In many public speeches Putin and Ivanov called for the creation of a more compact, well-armed, modern military. At the same time, our high brass still insists upon sustaining a mass mobilization armed force with relatively cheap, mass-produced tanks and guns. The legacy of World War II is still considered, in our military academies, as the finest of modern military tactics, operational art and strategy. Suggestions that drastically would cut numbers in exchange for increasing quality are dismissed as pro-Western diversions that are intended to "disarm Russia" in the event of an imminent U.S.-lead NATO invasion.
The end result is a "strategic compromise" that merges irreconcilable patterns of military planning and development. Russia is trying at the same time to have a Soviet-type mass army of conscripts and reservists, while at the same time attempting to assemble hundreds of contract solders to form new professional units. As a result, Putin and Ivanov get the worst of both: An old Soviet-type armed force with a Soviet command structure that is continuing to decompose, and in essence, has lost the ability to fight the "big wars" it was built to fight. Any mass mobilization is now a dream, since the reservists are not trained and the heavy weapons in the storage bases are old and mostly dysfunctional. The "permanent readiness" units are also equipped with the same old weapons and inadequately trained.
Deputy Defense Minister General Alexander Belousov told journalists in September 2005 that 70 percent of contract soldiers recruited today are in fact conscripts that sign on after half a year of conscript service. The forced redressing of conscripts into "volunteer contract solders and sergeants" is a typical Putinite Potemkin village-style reform that will cost the budget billions, while not solving any real problems. [...]
Within the Russian military something is constantly changing, but the basics do not seem to change at all
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Overheard in Moscow
One of my favorite publications, Bol'shoi Gorod, has a piece in a recent issue titled "Tasty Conversations," which may or may not have been inspired by the "overheard in Moscow" LJ site, and which - if you believe the commenters on the web version of the article - may or may not be fictional. I was reading this a couple of nights ago in a fit of procrastination and found myself laughing out loud.
The conversations were supposedly overheard in Cafe Pushkin. The upscale restaurant, which has stayed popular for too long to call it trendy, is right around the corner from BG's editorial offices, so maybe they really did have their writers sitting in there for hours at a time waiting for the people at neighboring tables to say something interesting. But some of the conversations seem too good to be true, not to mention the fact that many of them reveal details about the people speaking which you'd like to think a journalist wouldn't want to publish without getting consent. I wanted to write that they've succeeded in capturing the zeitgeist, but that sounds a bit pompous...
If I were a betting man, I'd say the conversations are probably fictional, but as I enjoyed them I found that to be almost beside the point. Maybe one of the commenters who suggested that some of the conversations are real and some are fake had it figured out. Anyway, they took me right back to Moscow and made me feel very nostalgic. They are full people who are gossipy, silly, self-absorbed and self-important, sometimes drunk and often unhappy. I guess when you grow to love a city, and it's forever, you love that city and the characteristics of its inhabitants warts and all. Anyway, if this is fiction, I hope some of the writers involved (it was a team effort) are working on first novels. I was going to try translating one of the funnier ones, but they are so full of colloquialisms that I don't think the humor would really come through.
Friday, November 18, 2005
VVP on energy policy
My favorite line from the article, though, has nothing to do with energy policy specifically but encapsulates an idea that's often occurred to me while engaged in arguments with Russians about their country's policies: "It is profoundly disturbing that many people who wish Russia well are characterized as anti-Russian for raising inconvenient questions." Indeed.
Tragedy and farce in torts class
From the case of Carvalho v. Decorative Fabrics Co.:
The petitioner worked in respondent's factory as a 'flock-boy.' His duties consisted of handling and working with yarn. At the end of a work shift it was customary for fellow employees to assist each other in removing the lint and yarn which accumulated on their clothing by use of an airhose. On the particular day in question, February 25, 1974, a fellow worker, while cleaning the yarn from petitioner's clothing, placed the airhose in the vicinity of petitioner's rectum causing petitioner to be knocked to the floor.The question in this case was whether such an injury should be covered by workmen's compensation insurance. But the more important lesson that I took away from it was a lesson that applies to all sorts of dangerous pranks - it's all in good fun until someone's rectum gets perforated. The synopsis in our casebook didn't even mention that the victim's title was "flock-boy," but this case still had the lecture hall laughing out loud.
On the following evening, petitioner began suffering severe pain and discomfort and was taken by a friend to the emergency room of the Pawtucket Memorial Hospital. There he was examined by a physician who diagnosed the injury as a perforated rectum.
We then moved on to the case of Kerr-McGee Corp. v. Hutto, where the court's majority opinion was that a death in the workplace was compensable by the state's workmen's comp scheme despite the unusual circumstances of the employee's death - one justice dissented:
I must respectfully dissent from the opinion of the majority of the Court which holds that workmen's compensation benefits must be paid for the death of a service station attendant who was shot and killed because he was engaged in a love affair with the wife of the service station owner (the wife managed the station where the deceased worked).Oh, the humanity of it all...
I firmly believe in the concept of workmen's compensation for the protection of workers who are killed or injured from the hazards of their work. However, to allow benefits for injuries or death arising out of a love affair, as in the present case, seems to me to stretch the workmen's compensation concept too far and certainly far beyond the intent of the legislature which provided that benefits would only be payable for injuries or death arising out of and in the course of a workman's employment. I fail to see how Mr. Hutto's employment had anything to do with his death except to afford the amorous couple the opportunity to meet.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
More on the detrimental effects of blogging
For some reason this all reminds me of the old Russian saying - a word is not a swallow - once you let it go, you can't catch it again (since I don't have a Russian keyboard handy, I'll render the original as "Slovo ne vorobei - otpustish', ne poimaiesh'", and will invite anyone who thinks I've got it wrong to comment). Even if you delete your blog, I think Google still keeps it cached for a while. So be good, for goodness' sake.
"Spinning Russia"
The channel’s chief editor is 25-year-old former Kremlin pool reporter Margarita Simonian. She says she has the strength to stand up to any Kremlin pressure, but when I asked her to name Putin’s greatest flaw, she paused for a long time, and said, “It’s a huge country.” When I asked her what she meant, the pause was so long and awkward that I felt sorry for her and changed the subject.Loyal "Scraps of Moscow" readers will remember Ms. Simonian from her appearance here last spring as the recipient of an award from Minister of Defense Sergei Ivanov. She was rewarded then for "strengthening fellowship in battle"; the task now before her, buffing Russia's image with foreign TV viewers, will definitely require all of the "courage and fortitude" with which Ivanov credited her. Turns out, according to a different article about "Russia Today" by the same author as the "Spinning Russia" piece, Simonian was also the fortunate recipient of flowers from President Putin himself on the relatively recent occasion of her 25th birthday.
Because Simonian apparently enjoys such favor from Putin and his inner circle, and because it looks like the launch of "Russia Today" is going to be, among other things, an opportunity for certain principals involved to make their careers or get rich by diverting some of the $30m which the government has earmarked for the project, I was tempted to take a cynical approach and headline this post something like "Oh, to be young and a
However, in an effort to be "fair and balanced," I have to admit that I'm glad to see the Russian government at least trying to improve its image. One would hope they would focus also on some of the substantive issues which have caused their "image problem," but at least realizing there is a problem is a good first step.
And I have to say that I absolutely understand Simonian's response to the reporter's question above. She wasn't hired to comment on Putin's flaws, and her response about Russia being a "huge country" is an excuse that a lot of people make for why it's so poorly governed. Furthermore, while in general the Russian government might be able to teach even the Bush Administration a thing or two about cronyism, in this case the Kremlin has shown that it realizes the importance of the job by going with a professional (albeit a young, apparently loyal, and presumably easily controlled one) in selecting Russia Today's chief editor. That's more than the Bushies can say about their "public diplomacy" efforts, of which the signal event of late has been the disastrous Middle East tour by long-time Bush friend Karen Hughes.
The eXile had a piece this past summer (one that was actually reminiscent of the high standards of that newspaper's commentary 5+ years ago, a rarity nowadays) about the "Russia Today" project, comparing it at length to similar American propaganda efforts past and present.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Slate critic likes Tatu
t.A.T.u., the most shameless of all manufactured pop sensations, have become critics' darlings. Dangerous and Moving can be described, without reservations, as a very good second album. It's stronger and stranger than the debut, and t.A.T.u.'s improbably winning songwriting formula—equal parts Roxette, Nine Inch Nails, and Buddha Bar—has, by now, been sharpened into the kind of sound you recognize from the opening bar.Guess it must be worth a listen. I haven't heard the new album, so I don't really have anything to say about it, but I do remember that their first album was much more enjoyable than one might have guessed.