Hello!
Well, St. Patrick's Day is around the
corner so I thought we'd have a little
fun.
Here are some St. Pat's jokes. Enjoy!
No cheating...answers below :)
Why did the Leprechaun climb over the
Rainbow?
How do you spot a jealous Leprechaun?
What do you call a big Irish spider?
Why do Leprechauns hate running?
Why are so many Leprechauns florists?
What happens when you cross poison
ivy with a four leaf clover?
How is a good friend like a four leaf
clover?
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To get to the other side!
He/she is green with envy!
Paddy long legs!
They'd rather jig than jog!
They have green thumbs!
You get a rash of good luck!
They are hard to find!
How did you do?
Irish blessing:
May your blessing outnumber
the shamrocks that grow, And
may trouble avoid you wherever
you go.
~Keep on Dreaming~
