Showing posts with label Jon Stewart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jon Stewart. Show all posts

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Democrats Finding Voice


1. Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) blasted John McCain on the floor of the House yesterday for joking about putting an IED under Jon Stewart's desk:

ThinkProgress: Murtha Slams McCain Over ‘Outrageous’ IED Joke

As he has with all criticism recently, McCain said it was all just a joke.

2. Cartoonist Tom Tomorrow with a devastating cartoon with quotes from all the gasbag corporate media pundits who got the Iraq War horribly wrong.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

McCain on The Daily Show

How is it that Jon Stewart -- A COMEDIAN -- does better political interviews than anyone in our media?



Update: From comments, you can read a transcript of the entire interview on this blog:

The Third Path: John McCain returns to The Daily Show

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Abu Gonzales Testimony: A Joke

So we must turn to Jon Stewart for analysis:



Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Ramesh Ponnuru


Who is this joker, why is he on Jon Stewart tonight, and how can I take seriously anyone who sounds like he inhaled helium before he speaks?

Oh.

Ewww. Conservatives are gross.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

No Wonder They're So Afraid of the Blame Game

Experts Say Faulty Levees Caused Much of Flooding

[W]ith the help of complex computer models and stark visual evidence, scientists and engineers at Louisiana State University's Hurricane Center have concluded that Katrina's surges did not come close to overtopping those barriers. That would make faulty design, inadequate construction or some combination of the two the likely cause of the breaching of the floodwalls along the 17th Street and London Avenue canals -- and the flooding of most of New Orleans.....

Congress authorizes flood- control projects -- after receiving recommendations from the Corps -- and the Corps oversees their design and construction.

John M. Barry -- who criticized the Corps in "Rising Tide," a history of the Mississippi River flood of 1927 -- said that if Katrina did not exceed the design capacity of the New Orleans levees, the federal government may bear ultimate responsibility for this disaster.

"If this is true, then the loss of life and the devastation in much of New Orleans is no more a natural disaster than a surgeon killing a patient by failing to suture an artery would be a natural death," Barry said. "And that surgeon would be culpable."

Like Jon Stewart said: "When people don't want to play the blame game? They're to blame."

Friday, September 16, 2005

The Blame Game: Bush Administration Edition: It Was the Greens! It Was the Greens!

From Mississippi's Clarion-Ledger:

E-mail suggests government seeking to blame groups
Federal officials appear to be seeking proof to blame the flood of New Orleans on environmental groups, documents show.

The Clarion-Ledger has obtained a copy of an internal e-mail the U.S. Department of Justice sent out this week to various U.S. attorneys' offices: "Has your district defended any cases on behalf of the (U.S.) Army Corps of Engineers against claims brought by environmental groups seeking to block or otherwise impede the Corps work on the levees protecting New Orleans? If so, please describe the case and the outcome of the litigation."


The E-mail:

E-mail sent to various U.S. Attorney's offices:

SUBJECT: Have you had any cases involving the levees in New Orleans?

QUESTION: Has your district defended any cases on behalf of the Army Corps of Engineers against claims brought by environmental groups seeking to block or otherwise impede the Corps' work on the levees protecting New Orleans? If so, please describe the case and the outcome of the litigation.

District: __________
Contact: _________
Telephone: ________


As Jon Stewart said, "Little observation: When people don't want to play the blame game? They're to blame."

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Sometimes You Just Need to Laugh

25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes About Hurricane Katrina And Its Aftermath

Late-Night Jokes About the Botched Response to Hurricane Katrina

"While everybody else is busy setting up commissions and finding fault, through the president's leadership he'll end up building a billion dollar dam in Arkansas." --"Daily Show" correspondent Ed Helms
"Why would he build a dam in Arkansas?" --Jon Stewart
"His plan will be to fight the water there so we don't have to fight it here." --Ed Helms

"There's one big difference between George Bush and Marie Antoinette, and that is when Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake,' they had cake." --Bill Maher

Bushisms
Adventures in George W. Bushspeak - Updated Frequently


"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." —George W. Bush, Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005

Friday, August 05, 2005

Traitor Bob Walks

Novak Walks Off Live CNN Program

Robert D. Novak, the syndicated columnist whose unmasking of a C.I.A. operative touched off an investigation about a possible leak, stalked off a live appearance on CNN yesterday afternoon after James Carville, the Democratic strategist, accused him of trying to make a particular point "to show these right wingers" that he had "backbone" and was "tough."

The moderator of the program, Ed Henry, later said on the air that he had warned Mr. Novak that he planned to ask him "about the C.I.A. leak case."

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After Mr. Carville tried to interrupt Mr. Novak twice, Mr. Novak said: "I know you hate to hear me. But you have to."

Mr. Carville interrupted again, saying of Mr. Novak, "He's got to show these right-wingers that he's got backbone."

A moment later, Mr. Carville said directly to Mr. Novak: "The Wall Street Journal editorial page is watching you. Show them you're tough."

Mr. Novak responded with a profanity, before telling Mr. Carville: "I hate that. Just let it go."

He stood up, removed his microphone and walked off.

Novak's exact quote was: "Well, I think that's bullshit. And I hate that. Just let it go."

If you're a TV sort, it's worth staying up until 11:30 p.m. for the re-run of last night's Daily Show on Comedy Central. Jon Stewart was positively gleeful as he showed Novak cursing and walking off, again and again.