John Cleese on The Other Palin: "A Nice-Looking Parrot"

He concludes: "And she's running as the partner of a 72-year-old cancer survivor! I mean, Monty Python could have written this. [laughs] And I'm sorry, Michael Palin, to say you're not the funniest Palin any more, but you're not."

Michael Palin for President

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! More qualified than Sarah, for sure. She may eat mooseburgers, but he eats Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans and Spam!