Meanwhile, in California

We're a bit perplexed as to why a rabid cyclist and cycling fan like Charles Johnson, who posts breathless updates during -- and sometimes even after -- every single Tour de France, is choosing to ignore a world-class cross-country bicycle race that is taking place right in his own backyard.

Apparently an exciting bicycle race is only LGF-worthy if there are French people available to be humiliated.

(picture hat tip 'LGF Watch reader')