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Fwd: FW: AMERICAN AIRLINES' PILOT SPEAKS HIS MIND.

Subject: Fwd: AMERICAN AIRLINES' PILOT SPEAKS HIS MIND.

AMERICAN AIRLINES PILOT SPEAKS HIS MIND

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No name calling, no hatred, no political agenda.

CANADIAN COMMENT APPEARS AT THE END OF THE ARTICLE AND IS MEANINGFUL.

THERE IS ALSO SOME RECENTLY ADDED BRITISH COMMENT.

This pilot hit the nail right on the head in his open letter.
A newspaper stated that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. The following is a letter from a pilot. This well- spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is in his heart, beautifully.

YOU WORRY ME!
By Captain John Maniscalco, American Airlines Pilot
I've been trying to say this since 911, but you worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your colour and culture still blended with the beautiful human landscape we enjoy in this country. But you don't blend in anymore. I notice you, and it worries me.

I notice you because I can't help it anymore. People from your homelands, professing to be Muslims, have been attacking and killing my fellow citizens and our friends for more than 20 years now. I don't fully understand their grievances and hate, but I know that nothing can justify the inhumanity of their attacks.

On September 11, ARAB-MUSLIMS hijacked four jetliners in my country. They cut the throats of women in front of children and brutally stabbed to death others. They took control of those planes and crashed them into buildings, killing thousands of proud fathers, loving sons, wise grandparents, elegant daughters, best friends, favourite coaches, fearless public servants, and children's mothers.
The Palestinians celebrated, the Iraqis were overjoyed as was most of the Arab world. So, I notice you now. I don't want to be worried. I don't want to be consumed by the same rage, hate and prejudice that has destroyed the soul of these terrorists. But I need your help. As a rational American, trying to protect my country and family in an irrational and unsafe world, I must know how to tell the difference between you, and the Arab/Muslim terrorist.

How do I differentiate between the true Arab/Muslim Americans and the Arab/Muslim terrorists in our communities who are attending our schools, enjoying our parks, and living in OUR communities under the protection of OUR constitution, while they plot the next attack that will slaughter MORE of the same good neighbours and children?

The events of September 11 changed the answer.. It is not MY responsibility to determine which of you embraces our great country, with ALL of its religions, with ALL of its different citizens, with all of its faults. It is time for every Arab/Muslim in this country to determine it for me.

I want to know, I DEMAND to know and I have a right to know, whether or not you love America ..... Do you pledge allegiance to its flag? Do you proudly display it in front of your house, or on your car? Do you pray in your many daily prayers that Allah will bless this nation; that He will protect it and let it prosper? Or do you pray that Allah will destroy it in one of your Jihads? Are you thankful for the freedom that this nation affords? A freedom that was paid for by the blood of hundreds of thousands of patriots who gave their lives for this country? Are you willing to preserve this freedom by also paying the ultimate sacrifice? Do you love America?? If this is your commitment, then I need YOU to start letting ME know about it

Your Muslim leaders in this nation should be flooding the media at this time with hard facts on your faith, and what hard actions YOU are taking as a community and as a religion to protect the United States of America. Please, no more benign overtures of regret for the death of the innocent, because I worry about who you regard as innocent.... No more benign overtures of condemnation for the unprovoked attacks, because I worry about what is unprovoked to you. I am not interested in any more sympathy; I am interested only in action. What will you do for America - our great country - at this time of crisis, at this time of war?

I want to see Arab-Muslims waving the AMERICAN flag in the streets. I want to hear you chanting 'Allah Bless America'. I want to see young Arab/Muslim men enlisting in the military. I want to see a commitment of money, time and emotion to the victims of this butchering and to this nation as a whole.

The FBI has a list of over 400 people they want to talk to regarding the WTC attack. Many of these people live and socialize right now in Muslim communities. You know them. You know where they are. Hand them over to us, NOW! But I have seen little even approaching this sort of action. Instead I have seen an already closed and secretive community close even tighter. You have disappeared from the streets. You have posted armed security guards at your facilities. You have threatened lawsuits. You have screamed for protection from reprisals.

The very few Arab/Muslim representatives that HAVE appeared in the media were defensive and equivocating. They seemed more concerned with making sure that the United States proves who was responsible before taking action. They seemed more concerned with protecting their fellow Muslims from violence directed towards them in the United States and abroad than they did with supporting our country and denouncing 'leaders' like Khadafi, Hussein, Farrakhan, and Arafat.

IF the true teachings of Islam proclaim tolerance and peace and love for all people, then I want chapter and verse from the Koran and statements from popular Muslim leaders to back it up. What good is it if the teachings in the Koran are good, pure, and true, when your 'leaders' ARE teaching fanatical interpretations, terrorism, and intolerance? It matters little how good Islam SHOULD BE if huge numbers of the world's Muslims interpret the teachings of Mohammed incorrectly and adhere to a degenerative form of the religion. A form that has been demonstrated to us over and over again. A form whose structure is built upon a foundation of violence, death, and suicide. A form whose members are recruited from the prisons around the world. A form whose members (some as young as five years old) are seen day after day, week in and week out, year after year, marching in the streets around the world, burning effigies of our presidents, burning the American flag, shooting weapons into the air. A form whose members convert from a peaceful religion, only to take up arms against the great United States of America, the country of their birth. A form whose rules are so twisted, that their traveling members refuse to show their faces at airport security checkpoints, in the name of Islam.

We will NEVER allow the attacks of September 11, or any others for that matter, to take away that which is so precious to us -- our rights under the greatest constitution in the world. I want to know where every Arab Muslim in this country stands and I think it is my right and the right of every true citizen of this country to DEMAND it. A right paid for by the blood of thousands of my brothers and sisters who died protecting the very constitution that is protecting you and your family.

I am pleading with you to let me know. I want you here as my brother, my neighbour, my friend, as a fellow American...... But there can be no grey areas or ambivalence regarding your allegiance, and it is up to YOU, to show ME, where YOU stand. Until then, "YOU WORRY ME!"
CANADIAN COMMENTS:
I totally agree with this sentiment. I hope you will forget all about the 'political correctness' mandate we've had rammed down our throats, and see if this doesn't ring true in your heart and mind. For Canada, with all the multiculturalism we've been told is so important....why should we not, as Canadians, expect that the millions of new people immigrating to our country will show their love for our country, their allegiance to our country, their willingness to obey the laws of our country, and acceptance that we are a Christian country? Just because they are able to enjoy exercising their own religion, they should NOT expect us to be ashamed of ours. They knew Canada was a Christian country when they came here. Why are we erasing Christianity because immigrants who are unwilling to adopt our way of life expect us to? There is just too much insanity in the world, and we have to start taking a stand. I hope you will forward this, so that others will feel they are not alone if they are starting to feel the same.

BRITISH COMMENTS: At last a clear non-racist example of the concerns that the vast majority of our Nation’s population probably share. The pilot's letter encapsulates all that is fair and just about national pride and protection of one's national culture. I fear it may be too late here in UK, BUT we too want our country back in the form that attracted all these different cultures to come here in the first place!! In all our conversations with a wide range of friends and acquaintances we have not met one that disagrees with our own views. If only we all had the courage of our convictions to pass this on, it is a statement that should be accepted as the heart-felt feelings of someone with honest commendable national pride.

Australian Comment: Best email I have had in years - it needs to be in every paper every day until we get some answers.

THIS IS TOO GOOD TO JUST READ AND DELETE –

LET'S SATURATE NEW ZEALAND, AUSTRALIA, UK, EUROPE, USA,

CANADA AND THE REST OF THE FREE WORLD WITH THIS ONE!

*A German's View on Islam - worth

*A German's View on Islam – worth

reading.

Hard to argue with this.

This is one of the best explanations of the
Muslim terrorist situation I have ever read. His references to past history are accurate and clear.
Not long, easy to understand and well wotrth the read.

The author of this email is *Dr Emanuel Tanya*, a
well-known and well respected psychiatrist. A man whose family was German Aristrocracy.
prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how any German

people were true Nazis, the answer he gave an guide our attitude toward fanaticism.

'Very few people were true Nazis,' he
said, 'but many enjoyed the return of

German pride, and many more were too busy to
care. I was one of those who

just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So,
the majority just sat

back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew
it, they owned us, and we

had lost control, and the end of the world had
come.' My family lost

everything. I ended up in a concentration
camp and the Allies destroyed my

factories.

'We are told again and again by
'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam
is

a religion of peace and that the vast majority of
Muslims just want to live

in peace.

'Although this unqualified assertion may be
true, it is entirely

irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff meant
to make us feel better, and

meant to somehow diminish the spectre of fanatics
rampaging across the

globe in the name of Islam.

'The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at
this moment in history. It is

the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics
who wage any one of 50 shooting

wars worldwide.

'It is the fanatics who systematically
slaughter Christian or tribal groups

throughout Africa and are gradually taking over
the entire continent in an

Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb,
behead, murder, or honour-kill.

It is the fanatics who take over mosque after
mosque. It is the fanatics

who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of
rape victims and

homosexuals. It is the fanatics who teach their
young to kill and to become

suicide bombers.

'The hard quantifiable fact is that the
peaceful majority, the 'silent

majority*,*' is cowed and extraneous.

'Communist Russia was comprised of Russians
who just wanted to live in

peace, yet the Russian Communists were
responsible for the murder of about

20 million people. The peaceful majority were
irrelevant.

'China 's huge population was peaceful as
well, but Chinese Communists

managed to kill a staggering 70 million
people.

'The average Japanese individual prior to
World War II was not a

warmongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and
slaughtered its way across South

East Asia in an orgy of killing that included the
systematic murder of 12

million Chinese civilians; most killed by sword,
shovel, and bayonet.

And who can forget Rwanda, which collapsed into
butchery? Could it not be

said that the majority of Rwandans were
'peace loving?

'History lessons are often incredibly simple
and blunt Yet for all our

powers of reason, we often miss the most basic
and uncomplicated of points:

peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by
their silence.

Peace-loving Muslims will become our Enemy if
they don't speak up. Like my

friend from Germany, they will awaken one day and
find that the fanatics

own them and the end of their world will have
begun.

'Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese,
Russians, Rwandans, Serbs,

Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis,
Nigerians, Algerians, and many

others have died because the peaceful majority
did not speak up until it

was too late.

'Now Islamic prayers have been introduced in
Toronto and other public

schools in Ontario, and, yes, in Ottawa,
too, while the Lord's Prayer was

removed (due to being so offensive? The Islamic
way may be peaceful for the

time being in our country until the fanatics move
in.

'In Australia, and indeed in many countries
around the world, many of the

most commonly consumed food items have the halal
emblem on them. Just look

at the back of some of the most popular chocolate
bars, and at other food

items in your local supermarket. Food on aircraft
have the halal emblem

just to appease the privileged minority who are
now rapidly expanding

within the nation's shores.

'In the U.K, the Muslim communities refuse to
integrate and there are now

dozens of "no-go" zones within major
cities across the country that the

police force dare not intrude upon. Sharia law
prevails there, because the

Muslim community in those areas refuse to
acknowledge British law.

'As for us who watch it all unfold, we must
pay attention to the only group

that counts - the fanatics who threaten our way
of life.'

'Lastly, anyone who doubts that this issue is
not serious and just deletes

this email without sending it on, is contributing
to the passiveness that

allows the problems to expand.

Extend yourself a bit and send this on. Let us
hope that thousands

world-wide read this, think about it, and
send it on before it's too late,

and we are silenced because we were
silent!!

FWD: Global warming - Takes an Australian tells it like it is!!! #1

Very interesting.

Subject: Global warming - Takes an Australian tells it like it is!!! #1

Our president is trying to divert attention from his treaty with Iran to saying Carbon is our # l Problem, he is a congenital liar of the nth degree, pushing energy taxes called cap and trade.

I have always been skeptical of the “Global Warming” science. There are way too many forces in nature that humans simply cannot match, let alone change!

Check this out.

Global warming – Takes an Australian tells it like it is!!!

Ian Rutherford Plimer is an Australian geologist, professor emeritus of earth sciences at the University of Melbourne, Professor of Mining Geology at the University of Adelaide, and the Director of Multiple Mineral Exploration and Mining Companies. He has published 130 scientific papers, six books and edited the Encyclopedia of Geology.

Born February 1946

(age 68) 12

Residence

Australia

Nationality

Australian

Fields

Earth Science,Geology, Mining Engineering

Institutions

University of New England,University of Newcastle,University of Melbourne,University of Adelaide

Alma mater

University of New South Wales,Macquarie University

Thesis

The pipe deposits of tungsten-molybdenum-bismuth in eastern Australia (1976)

Notable awards

Eureka Prize (1995, 2002),Centenary Medal (2003), Clarke Medal (2004)

Where Does the Carbon Dioxide Really Come From?

Professor Ian Plimer could not have said it better! If you've read his book you will agree, this is a good summary.

PLIMER: "Okay, here's the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland . Since its first spewing of

volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the

past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet - all of you.

Of course, you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to suppress - it’s that vital

chemical compound that every plant requires to live and grow and to synthesize into oxygen for

us humans and all animal life.

I know....it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have

accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of driving Prius hybrids, buying

fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kids "The Green Revolution"

science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of

toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, vacationing

at home instead of abroad!!!

Nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your 50 cent light bulbs with

$10.00 light bulbs.....well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in

just four days. The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in just four days - yes,

FOUR DAYS - by that volcano in Iceland has totally erased every single effort you have made

to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And there are around 200 active volcanoes on the planet

spewing out this crud at any one time - EVERY DAY.

I don't really want to rain on your parade too much, but I should mention that when the

volcano Mt Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in 1991, it spewed out more greenhouse

gases into the atmosphere than the entire human race had emitted in all its years on earth.

Yes, folks, Mt Pinatubo was active for over one year - think about it. Of course, I shouldn't

spoil this 'touchy-feely tree-hugging' moment and mention the effect of solar and cosmic

activity and the well-recognized 800-year global heating and cooling cycle, which keeps

happening despite our completely insignificant efforts to affect climate change.

And I do wish I had a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud, but the fact of the matter is

that the bush fire season across the western USA and Australia this year alone will negate

your efforts to reduce carbon in our world for the next two to three years. And it happens

every year.

Just remember that your government just tried to impose a whopping carbon tax on you, on

the basis of the bogus 'human-caused' climate-change scenario. Hey, isn’t it interesting

how they don’t mention 'Global Warming' anymore, but just 'Climate Change' - you know why?

It’s because the planet has COOLED by 0.7 degrees in the past century and these

global warming ‘BS’ artists got caught with their pants down. And, just keep in mind that

you might yet have an Emissions Trading Scheme - that whopping new tax - imposed

on you, that will achieve absolutely nothing except make you poorer.

It won’t stop any volcanoes from erupting, that’s for sure!!!

But, hey, relax...... and have a nice day!"

Fw: Haven't heard it put better than this. :-)

From Down under!

HAVEN'T HEARD IT PUT BETTER!

The son of an illegal immigrant asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"

"Well, son, that's when the Australians work and we get all the benefits from it!"

"But Dad, aren't the Australian people unhappy about that?"

"Sure they are son, but that's called 'racism.'"

FW: "Rambo Granny" If only there were millions more like her!

"Rambo Granny" If only there were millions more like her!

Hot off the press from Australia. You GOTTA Love This!

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia, Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.
I shall pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

http://www.e-thepeople.org/article/38663/

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An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, which is quoted as follows:

"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

"The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period.

That means you are about 25 percent more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., than you are in Iraq."

Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington .

Fw: Fwd: Fw: Why can't He be our President...Never Happen Here

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd – Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.
Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians'.

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'. 'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,

'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'

Maybe if we circulate this , American citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

If you agree, please SEND THIS ON.

FW: THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER

THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER
> For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
>

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

Fw: Here - Here!!

One thing about Blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up a terrorist's prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one Australian's life, then I have just three things to say,'

'Red is positive,

Black is negative, and

Make sure his nuts are wet.'

Fw: Australian Cartoons

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FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER....

Looks to me like the Aussies have a better handle on American politics than a heck of a lot of Americans do. Wish these could be seen by more here in the USA. - so I'm sending to all of you to pass them along. These are the best I've ever seen, and how true!!

These are not American cartoons.

God Bless the Aussies!

Remember these are from Australia ...

they have a handle on our politics

Fw: Brilliant Idea!!!

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Hard Workin Aussie. Pass it on if you agree

Fwd: Fwd: If Only it was this simmple [sic]

This would-be presidential speech forward was found by our regular contributer, Dana. This was sent in before, but here it glows passionately in full color text. Before you read this patriotic address, may I suggest you ready yourself by standing on your desk and clenching your fists? It should be proudly read it out loud, perhaps with a bull horn (if available). Important: Stomp your foot when it comes to the "thank a soldier" closer.

This marks the birth of a new MRWD key word: DARN TOOTIN.
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THIS IS GREAT - IF ONLY IT WAS THIS SIMPLE...

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mes amies, Gl?ck meine Freunde, y?a?a mo? ?py?b?.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put'em?

Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin'.

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America .. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America .. Thank you and good night.'

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.

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