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OK, ok.. Here's an all-star line up I'm sure you will enjoy. Who knew these events ran so late? And when is the baby-eating?

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2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 PM ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 PM ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 PM ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 PM ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 PM ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon

10:00 PM"Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbra Streisand

11:15 PM ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 PM ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard
Dean

12:15 AM ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 AM ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 AM ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 AM ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 AM ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home