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Democrat or Republican—this is funny 

 

A little post-election humor.

 

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope 
accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right 
into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just 
floated in place.

 

The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go 
get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."

 

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to 
the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and
handed the Pope his hat.

 

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were 
speechless.

 

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

 

But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the 
story. Their banner headlines read,

 

"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

Look out Americans! From E. Alexander, this forward carries double the suspicion, thanks to a hand-crafted rejoinder...

"I have attached both the original wacky forward and the reply my friend and I penned. "

Something to think about.

Food for thought

Bigoted or not........just read and think and draw your own conclusions.

Can Catholics be Good Americans?

Can a devout Catholic be an American patriot and a loyal citizen? Consider this:

Theologically, no. Because his allegiance is to the Pope, the ruler of a foreign city-state.

Historically, no. Throughout history, nations ruled by the Catholic Church have been amongst the most repressive, oppressive, and war-mongering on record. Exhibiting a distinct lack of compassion and disdain for freedom of religion, their historical record is the antitheis of what our Nation stands for.

Idealogically, no. Because his faith was an inspiration for Nazism. ("I learned much from the Order of the Jesuits. Until now there has never been anything more grandiose, on the earth, than the hierarchial organization of the Catholic Church. I transferred much of this organization into my own party" -Adolf Hitler).

Socially, no. Because his allegiance to Catholicism forbids him to make friends with Protestants or Jews. (blasphemers and the killers of Christ)

Politically, no. Because he will use the political platform to further the causes of his true leader, The Pope.

Domestically, no. Because polygamy is accepted (the Bible is rife with men w/ multiple wives), they are anti-woman (women are not to speak in church. 1Cor. 14:34-35, 1Timothy 2:11-15), and they are anti-handicapped (the 'afflicted' are not to enter church. Lev. 21:16-23).

Religiously, no. Because no other religion is accepted by his God except his own. (Acts 4:12, John 14:6)

Intellectually, no. Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Protestant Biblical principles written for a nation founded by those fleeing the persecution of Catholic rule.

Philosophically, no. Because Catholicism, Jesus, and the Bible do not allow freedom of religion and expression.

Ethically, no. Because his Church concealed crimes against children and protected those guilty of them.

The Protestant Christian nation of America has historically seen his leader, The Pope, as the Anti-Christ. The militant Catholic group IRA/Sinn Fein and their allies are responsible for terrorist attacks that have killed over 2000 men, women, and children.

Spiritually, no. Because when we declare "one nation under God," it is the Protestant Christian's God. Not the God of those who worship the mother of Christ and bow to the leader of a foreign nation.

Therefore after much study and deliberation....perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL CATHOLICS in this country.

They obviously cannot be both good Catholics and good Americans. Call it what you wish...it's still the truth. If you find yourself intellectually in agreement with the above (God forbid), perhaps you will share this with your friends(one would hope not).

Of course, the above is RIDICULOUS. It is just as ridiculous as the initial forward about Muslims was. I could create equally ludicrous lists 'proving' that Jews, African-Americans, Italians, Germans, American Indians, and even Women are incapable of being 'good Americans'. We cannot let Theological hubris distort our view of our fellow Americans. The more who pull their heads out of their myopic and bigoted rears, the better it will be for our country.

The war on ignorance is bigger than we know.

"Hi. ... I have an old friend who likes to send me this garbage, and even though he's never struck me as a hard-line wingnut, I also don't think he's very bright. He just thinks these things are funny/profound, and it gives him something to do. I guess. I don't have the heart to ask him to remove me from his forwarding list, and sometimes I even fire back a rebuttal. He says, "Hey, I didn't write it, I just send it on."