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"Here's an oldie from my right-wing Grandmother. " -Madeline
Thanks Madeline. You know we've been starving for another George Carlin forward. For a while there I thought they had come to a full stop.

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery",
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!



And last but not least...

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer
now that she's behind bars. ! O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America
willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to
jail.

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we
> use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to
> deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be
> 11 million less people using our gas. The price of
> gas would come down. Bring our troops home from
> Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
> illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
> canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .
> Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must
> serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's
> pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his
> tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
> he defended this country. He will also be
> registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This
> option will probably deter i llegal immigration and
> provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
> aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
> If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
> without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
> If you think this is a good solution to both the
> problems, forward it to your friends.
>
> I just did.
> George Carlin