Showing posts with label CANADA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CANADA. Show all posts
Fwd: Fw: Health Alert for Men
Health Alert for Men
If you are taking Viagra, make sure the label says
"Made in Canada".
We do not want the Russians meddling in our erections.
Subject: Fwd: FW: I miss Bill Clinton
Subject: Fwd: FW: I miss Bill Clinton
A little inappropriate but hey, he did it, not me!
I miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious.
From a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!
He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
*He played the sax.
*He smoked weed.
*He had his way with ugly white women
*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
*A German's View on Islam - worth
*A German's View on Islam – worth
reading.
Hard to argue with this.
This is one of the best explanations of the
Muslim terrorist situation I have ever read. His references to past history are accurate and clear.
Not long, easy to understand and well wotrth the read.
The author of this email is *Dr Emanuel Tanya*, a
well-known and well respected psychiatrist. A man whose family was German Aristrocracy.
prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how any German
Hard to argue with this.
This is one of the best explanations of the
Muslim terrorist situation I have ever read. His references to past history are accurate and clear.
Not long, easy to understand and well wotrth the read.
The author of this email is *Dr Emanuel Tanya*, a
well-known and well respected psychiatrist. A man whose family was German Aristrocracy.
prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how any German
people were true Nazis, the answer he gave an guide our attitude toward fanaticism.
'Very few people were true Nazis,' he
said, 'but many enjoyed the return of
German pride, and many more were too busy to
care. I was one of those who
just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So,
the majority just sat
back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew
it, they owned us, and we
had lost control, and the end of the world had
come.' My family lost
everything. I ended up in a concentration
camp and the Allies destroyed my
factories.
'We are told again and again by
'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam
is
a religion of peace and that the vast majority of
Muslims just want to live
in peace.
'Although this unqualified assertion may be
true, it is entirely
irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff meant
to make us feel better, and
meant to somehow diminish the spectre of fanatics
rampaging across the
globe in the name of Islam.
'The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at
this moment in history. It is
the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics
who wage any one of 50 shooting
wars worldwide.
'It is the fanatics who systematically
slaughter Christian or tribal groups
throughout Africa and are gradually taking over
the entire continent in an
Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb,
behead, murder, or honour-kill.
It is the fanatics who take over mosque after
mosque. It is the fanatics
who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of
rape victims and
homosexuals. It is the fanatics who teach their
young to kill and to become
suicide bombers.
'The hard quantifiable fact is that the
peaceful majority, the 'silent
majority*,*' is cowed and extraneous.
'Communist Russia was comprised of Russians
who just wanted to live in
peace, yet the Russian Communists were
responsible for the murder of about
20 million people. The peaceful majority were
irrelevant.
'China 's huge population was peaceful as
well, but Chinese Communists
managed to kill a staggering 70 million
people.
'The average Japanese individual prior to
World War II was not a
warmongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and
slaughtered its way across South
East Asia in an orgy of killing that included the
systematic murder of 12
million Chinese civilians; most killed by sword,
shovel, and bayonet.
And who can forget Rwanda, which collapsed into
butchery? Could it not be
said that the majority of Rwandans were
'peace loving?
'History lessons are often incredibly simple
and blunt Yet for all our
powers of reason, we often miss the most basic
and uncomplicated of points:
peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by
their silence.
Peace-loving Muslims will become our Enemy if
they don't speak up. Like my
friend from Germany, they will awaken one day and
find that the fanatics
own them and the end of their world will have
begun.
'Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese,
Russians, Rwandans, Serbs,
Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis,
Nigerians, Algerians, and many
others have died because the peaceful majority
did not speak up until it
was too late.
'Now Islamic prayers have been introduced in
Toronto and other public
schools in Ontario, and, yes, in Ottawa,
too, while the Lord's Prayer was
removed (due to being so offensive? The Islamic
way may be peaceful for the
time being in our country until the fanatics move
in.
'In Australia, and indeed in many countries
around the world, many of the
most commonly consumed food items have the halal
emblem on them. Just look
at the back of some of the most popular chocolate
bars, and at other food
items in your local supermarket. Food on aircraft
have the halal emblem
just to appease the privileged minority who are
now rapidly expanding
within the nation's shores.
'In the U.K, the Muslim communities refuse to
integrate and there are now
dozens of "no-go" zones within major
cities across the country that the
police force dare not intrude upon. Sharia law
prevails there, because the
Muslim community in those areas refuse to
acknowledge British law.
said, 'but many enjoyed the return of
German pride, and many more were too busy to
care. I was one of those who
just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So,
the majority just sat
back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew
it, they owned us, and we
had lost control, and the end of the world had
come.' My family lost
everything. I ended up in a concentration
camp and the Allies destroyed my
factories.
'We are told again and again by
'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam
is
a religion of peace and that the vast majority of
Muslims just want to live
in peace.
'Although this unqualified assertion may be
true, it is entirely
irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff meant
to make us feel better, and
meant to somehow diminish the spectre of fanatics
rampaging across the
globe in the name of Islam.
'The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at
this moment in history. It is
the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics
who wage any one of 50 shooting
wars worldwide.
'It is the fanatics who systematically
slaughter Christian or tribal groups
throughout Africa and are gradually taking over
the entire continent in an
Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb,
behead, murder, or honour-kill.
It is the fanatics who take over mosque after
mosque. It is the fanatics
who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of
rape victims and
homosexuals. It is the fanatics who teach their
young to kill and to become
suicide bombers.
'The hard quantifiable fact is that the
peaceful majority, the 'silent
majority*,*' is cowed and extraneous.
'Communist Russia was comprised of Russians
who just wanted to live in
peace, yet the Russian Communists were
responsible for the murder of about
20 million people. The peaceful majority were
irrelevant.
'China 's huge population was peaceful as
well, but Chinese Communists
managed to kill a staggering 70 million
people.
'The average Japanese individual prior to
World War II was not a
warmongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and
slaughtered its way across South
East Asia in an orgy of killing that included the
systematic murder of 12
million Chinese civilians; most killed by sword,
shovel, and bayonet.
And who can forget Rwanda, which collapsed into
butchery? Could it not be
said that the majority of Rwandans were
'peace loving?
'History lessons are often incredibly simple
and blunt Yet for all our
powers of reason, we often miss the most basic
and uncomplicated of points:
peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by
their silence.
Peace-loving Muslims will become our Enemy if
they don't speak up. Like my
friend from Germany, they will awaken one day and
find that the fanatics
own them and the end of their world will have
begun.
'Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese,
Russians, Rwandans, Serbs,
Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis,
Nigerians, Algerians, and many
others have died because the peaceful majority
did not speak up until it
was too late.
'Now Islamic prayers have been introduced in
Toronto and other public
schools in Ontario, and, yes, in Ottawa,
too, while the Lord's Prayer was
removed (due to being so offensive? The Islamic
way may be peaceful for the
time being in our country until the fanatics move
in.
'In Australia, and indeed in many countries
around the world, many of the
most commonly consumed food items have the halal
emblem on them. Just look
at the back of some of the most popular chocolate
bars, and at other food
items in your local supermarket. Food on aircraft
have the halal emblem
just to appease the privileged minority who are
now rapidly expanding
within the nation's shores.
'In the U.K, the Muslim communities refuse to
integrate and there are now
dozens of "no-go" zones within major
cities across the country that the
police force dare not intrude upon. Sharia law
prevails there, because the
Muslim community in those areas refuse to
acknowledge British law.
'As for us who watch it all unfold, we must
pay attention to the only group
that counts - the fanatics who threaten our way
of life.'
'Lastly, anyone who doubts that this issue is
not serious and just deletes
this email without sending it on, is contributing
to the passiveness that
allows the problems to expand.
Extend yourself a bit and send this on. Let us
hope that thousands
world-wide read this, think about it, and
send it on before it's too late,
and we are silenced because we were
silent!!
FW: Pork On Your Fork
Subject: FW: Pork On Your Fork
Subject: Pork On Your Fork
Go CANADA!
Pork On Your Fork
Well Said Mayor!
Dorval, Quebec mayor.
"PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK"
A commercial promoting pork says:
"PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK" The MAYOR REFUSES TO REMOVE PORK FROM SCHOOL CAFETERIA MENU AND EXPLAINS WHY:
Muslim parents demanded the abolition of pork in all the school canteens of a Montreal suburb.
The mayor of the Montreal suburb of Dorval has refused, and the town clerk sent a note to all parents to explain why.
"Muslims must understand that they have to adapt to Canada and Quebec, its customs, its traditions, and its way of life, because that's where they
chose to immigrate.
"Muslims must understand that they have to integrate and learn to live in Quebec. "They must understand that it is for them to change their lifestyle, not the Canadians who, so generously, welcomed them.
"Muslims must understand that Canadians are neither racist nor xenophobic. Canada accepted many immigrants before Muslims showed up (whereas the reverse is not true, in that Muslim states do not accept non-Muslim immigrants)."
"Just like other nations, Canadians are not willing to give up their identity or their culture.
"And, if Canada is a land of welcome, it's not the Mayor of Dorval who welcomes
foreigners, but the Canadian-Quebecois people as a whole.
"Finally, they must understand that in Canada ( Quebec ) with its Judeo-Christian roots, Christmas trees, churches and religious festivals, religion must remain in the private domain."
The municipality of Dorval was right to refuse any concessions to Islam and Sharia.
"For Muslims who disagree with secularism and do not feel comfortable in Canada, there are 57 beautiful Muslim countries in the world, most of them
under-populated and ready to receive them with open halal arms in accordance with Sharia.
"If you left your country for Canada , and not for other Muslim countries, it is because you have considered that life is better in Canada than
elsewhere. We will not let you drag Canada down to the level of those 57 countries.
"Ask yourself this question - just once: "Why is it better here in Canada than where you came from?"
"A canteen with pork on the menu is part of the answer."
If you came to Canada with the idea that you will displace us with your prolific propagation and eventually take over the country, you should pack
up and go back to the country you came from. We have no room here for you and your ideology.
If you feel the same, forward it on. If not, hit the delete, and prepare to be displaced.
Your Everyday Freedom is Not Free, Your Military Paid For It!
Subject: Trump flight #1600
ha ha ha ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
Fw: MAYBE TRUDEAU SHOULD BUILD A CANADIAN WALL
Subject: MAYBE TRUDEAU SHOULD BUILD A CANADIAN WALL
Meanwhile, From Canada...
by Jim Quinn via The Burning Platform blog,
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.
“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?"
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Fw: Trump Already Destroying Arizona Economy
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Fwd: FW: CANADA's TOP 10 - SAD
Subject: CANADA's TOP 10 - SAD
This
is so sad; from a proud, strong country to the laughing stock of the
world.
Canadians'
Version of David Letterman's Top 10. Just makes you want to shake your
head in disbelief, and, just maybe choke someone in
charge.
This
is Canada 's Top Ten List of America 's Stupidity.
#
10 Only in America ... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich
at a $35,000.00 per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event.# 09
Only in America... could people claim that the government still
discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a
black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black
while only 14% of the population is black, 40+% of all federal
entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X
the rate that go to Hispanic# 08 Only in America... could they
have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy
Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who
once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who
are in favor of higher taxes.# 07 Only in America... can they have
terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily
react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.#
06 Only in America... would they make people who want to legally become
American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of
thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone
who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American
citizens. (probably should be number one)# 05 Only in America ...
could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the
country's Constitution be called EXTREMISTS# 04 Only in America
... could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy
alcohol, but not to vote.# 03 Only in America ... could people
demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the
public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested
in a major U.S. Oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company
making tennis shoes (Nike).# 02 Only in America... could you
collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded
history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for
total spending of $7 Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have
nearly enough money.# 01 Only in America.... could the rich people
- who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair
share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.Bonus: "
Only in America do you have to pass a drug test to get a pay check, yet
any crack head can get their welfare check no questions asked."PLEASE DON'T KEEP THIS - SEND IT OUT TO YOUR ENTIRE
LIST.
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