Showing posts with label wyoming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wyoming. Show all posts

Fwd: FW: A Wyoming Story

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his 1911 Colt .45 with a 7-round magazine plus one in the chamber and yelled,

"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."

Just another example of why you need to own high-capacity firearms.

Fwd: FW: Hunting Buddy

Subject: FW: Fw: Hunting Buddy


LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!
In the news this week:
A Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel.
The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".
By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be called" mentally unstable".
If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Oklahoma, he'd be called "a novice gun collector".
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".
In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".
In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".
AND...... in Texas, he'd be called "a hunting buddy".

Fw: GARFIELD ON OIL CRISIS [:)



A  lot of  folks can't understand how we  came   to   have an oil shortage here in our   country. 
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Well,  there's a very simple   answer. 
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Nobody  bothered to check the oil. 
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We   just didn't know we were getting  low. 
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The  reason for that  is purely  geographical. 
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Our  OIL is located  in: 
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal    Florida
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Coastal  Louisiana 
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Coastal  Alabama 
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Coastal  Mississippi 
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Coastal  Texas 
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North   Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
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Texas
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Our  dipsticks are located  in  DC
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Any  Questions?  NO? Didn't think  So
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