Showing posts with label BARBARA STREISAND. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BARBARA STREISAND. Show all posts

Fw: New radios

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer
yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next
few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but
I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry
on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,
Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!

FW: London Daily Mail article

----- Original Message -----

John T. Reed

London Daily Mail editorial 1/6/2009

Obama's Victory--A British view

A victory for the hysterical Oprah Winfrey, the mad

racist preacher Jeremiah Wright, the US mainstream media who abandoned any

sense of objectivity long ago, Europeans who despise America largely because

they depend on her, comics who claim to be dangerous and fearless but would

not dare attack genuinely powerful special interest groups. A victory for

Obama-worshippers everywhere. A victory for the cult of the cult. A man who

has done little with his life but has written about his achievements as if

he had found the cure for cancer in between winning a marathon and building

a nuclear reactor with his teeth. Victory for style over substance,

hyperbole over history, rabble-raising over reality.

A victory for Hollywood , the most dysfunctional

community in the world. Victory for Streisand, Spielberg, Soros, Moore, and

Sarandon. Victory for those who prefer welfare to will and interference to

independence. For those who settle for group think and herd mentality

rather than those who fight for individual initiative and the right to be

out of step with meager political fashion.

Victory for a man who is no friend of freedom. He and

his people have already stated that media has to be controlled so as to be

balanced, without realizing the extraordinary irony within that statement.

Like most liberal zealots, the Obama worshippers constantly speak of Fox and

Limbaugh, when the vast bulk of television stations and newspapers are

drastically liberal and anti-conservative. Senior Democrat Chuck Schumer

said that just as pornography should be censored, so should talk radio. In

other words, one of the few free and open means of popular expression may

well be cornered and beaten by bullies who even in triumph cannot tolerate

any criticism and opposition. A victory for those who believe the state is

better qualified to raise children than the family, for those who prefer

teachers' unions to teaching and for those who are naively convinced that if

the West is sufficiently weak towards its enemies, war and terror will

dissolve as quickly as the tears on the face of a leftist celebrity. A

victory for social democracy even after most of Europe has come to the

painful conclusion that social democracy leads to mediocrity, failure,

unemployment, inflation, higher taxes and economic stagnation. A victory for

intrusive lawyers, banal sentimentalists, social extremists and urban snobs.

Congratulations America !

Fw: 2008 Democratic National Convention

OK, ok.. Here's an all-star line up I'm sure you will enjoy. Who knew these events ran so late? And when is the baby-eating?

---begin forward message---
2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 PM ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 PM ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 PM ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 PM ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 PM ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon

10:00 PM"Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbra Streisand

11:15 PM ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 PM ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard
Dean

12:15 AM ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 AM ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 AM ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 AM ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 AM ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 
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