Showing posts with label SEXISM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SEXISM. Show all posts
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TEA REMEDY
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk on Budweiser he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes
home drunk on Budweiser, just take a glass of sweet tea and start
swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and
swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Budweiser stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came
home drunk on Budweiser, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and
swished and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Fw: Fw: GREAT GREAT CARTOON FOR THE DAY!
Hope she gets a groping from TSA each time she flies. R/ T.
Photoshop has a website that conducts weekly contests on a theme that they select.
This week the theme was to build a picture that says "Goodbye to Nancy Pelosi".
The winning entry follows for you to share with friends:
Since Nancy Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House, she must give up her private jet.
She'll be flying Southwest from now on because "Bags fly free"!
Fwd: This may be my last E mail for a while
This may very well be my last email for awhile.
You know my right of center political views, and my love for our country.
I know this will come as a shock to you, but I have made the decision to leave my home for at least one year effective November 24, 2010.
There are many reasons, but the major reason for my decision has been my involvement with a small Militia group down on the Arizona/Mexican border which is fighting to protect our nation against illegal and undesirable immigrants.
I have been in contact with this group for a only short time but I look forward to the day that I will finally join them.
I know most of you will think I am totally crazy -- out of my mind -- but I have not made this decision lightly. Nothing you can say or do will stop me from doing what I truly believe in. For the safety and security of our country these border crossings must be stopped at all costs.
The following photo shows the group I am being assigned to and depending how this works out, it's possible I may never return.
You know my right of center political views, and my love for our country.
I know this will come as a shock to you, but I have made the decision to leave my home for at least one year effective November 24, 2010.
There are many reasons, but the major reason for my decision has been my involvement with a small Militia group down on the Arizona/Mexican border which is fighting to protect our nation against illegal and undesirable immigrants.
I have been in contact with this group for a only short time but I look forward to the day that I will finally join them.
I know most of you will think I am totally crazy -- out of my mind -- but I have not made this decision lightly. Nothing you can say or do will stop me from doing what I truly believe in. For the safety and security of our country these border crossings must be stopped at all costs.
The following photo shows the group I am being assigned to and depending how this works out, it's possible I may never return.
Fw: Woman shot in head ............(a funny one)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed; with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be coincidence
Fwd: The Joys Of Muslim Women
I cannot confirm all of this article is accurate, but the following independent articles confirm parts of it.
http://www.ntpi.org/html/womensrights.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonie_Darwish
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Subject: The Joys Of Muslim Women
In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year
old and have sexual intimacy with this child. Consummating the
marriage by 9. The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the
woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private
parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.
Even though a woman is abused she can not obtain a divorce. To prove
rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses. Often after a woman has
been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return
the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing)
to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at
will' and he does not have to say why he has beaten her.
The husband is permitted to have (4 wives) and a temporary wife for an
hour (prostitute) at his discretion. The Shariah Muslim law controls
the private as well as the public life of the woman.
In the West World (America) Muslim men are starting to demand Shariah
Law so the wife can not obtain a divorce and he can have full and
complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our
sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying
Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly
to the Shariah law.
By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a
slave under Shariah Law, ripping the West in Two. Author and lecturer
Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Shariah
law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two. She recently
authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global
Implications of Islamic Law.
Darwish was born in Cairo and spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza
before immigrating toAmerica in 1978, when she was eight years old.
Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel. He was a
high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in
Gaza. When he died, he was considered a "shahid," a martyr for jihad.
His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position
in Muslim society.
But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned
her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity
after hearing a Christian preacher on television.
In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping sharia law - what it
is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries. For
the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose sharia on
the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed.
Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the
dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that
non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.
Peace and prosperity for one's children is not as important as
assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and
eventually in the world. While Westerners tend to think that all
religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two
systems of ethics - one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims.
Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages
the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.
While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing
a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia
advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be
interpreted as criticism. It's hard to imagine, that in this day and
age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose
to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an
Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West,
such murmurings in the Middle East are silenced through intimidation.
While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance
over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow
an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt
and elsewhere.
In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to
elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so... You
can look at how they have taken over several towns in the
USA..Dearborn Mich. is one... and there are others...
I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this. It will
not be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! It is too bad
that so many are disillusioned with life and Christianity to accept
Muslims as peaceful.. some may be but they have an army that is
willing to shed blood in the name of Islam.. the peaceful support the
warriors with their finances and own kind of patriotism to their
religion.. While Americas getting rid of Christianity from all public
sites and erasing God from the lives of children the Muslims are
planning a great jihad on America ..
This is your chance to make a difference...! Pass it on to your email
list or at least those you think will listen..
Fw: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Fw: Patriotism
I can only send this to a few close friends, because Patriotismis not a national thing anymore!
Every once in a while you see a simple act
of patriotism that just fills your heart with
so much pride that you get lumps in your
What can I say
KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE, DOESN'T IT?
FW: Don't forget about next Saturday
To:
Sent: Monday, August 10, 2009 5:51 PM
Subject: Fwd: Don't forget about next Saturday
Begin forwarded message:
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you
may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than
his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM
Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your
block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All
patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay
to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American
government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of
posing as a national threat.
Fw: Headlines 2029
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California .
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactiv ity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
FW: Windfall Tax
" This came from my wife's friend in North Carolina; couldn't find any debunking on it yet." -JC
-------Begin Forward---------
Windfall Tax on Retirement Income
Adding a tax to your retirement is simply another way of saying to the American people, you're so darn stupid that we're going to keep doing this until we drain every cent from you. That's what the Speaker of the House is saying. Read below...............
Nancy Pelosi wants a Windfall Tax on Retirement Income. In other words tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. This woman is a nut case! You aren't going to believe this.
Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K and Mutual Funds! Alas , it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!
This woman is frightening. She quotes..." We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income, (didn't Marx say something like this), in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest." ( I am not rich, are you)
When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied: "We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as 'Americans'." (Read that quote again and again and let it sink in. "Lower your retirement, give it to others who have not worked as you have for it".
Send it on to your friends. I just did!! This lady is out of her mind and she is the speaker of the house!
FW: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD - THE VERSION FOR POLITICALLY CORRECT LIBERALS
"I remember buying the tongue-in-cheek 'Politically Correct Bedtime Stories' back in the 90's (the writing was a lot better than this email). I find the added notes of sexuality pretty creepy--they say a lot more about the author than about political correctness." -Alicia
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Date: Sun, Jul 27, 2008 at 9:19 PM
Subject: FW: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD - THE VERSION FOR POLITICALLY CORRECT LIBERALS
Subject: FW: LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD – THE VERSION FOR POLITICALLY CORRECT LIBERALS
| LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD – THE VERSION FOR POLITICALLY CORRECT LIBERALS |
| Written by To The Point News | |
| Sunday, 27 July 2008 | |
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother," although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist. Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house. "But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?" Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form. "But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?" Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for women to oppress each other, since all women were equally oppressed until all women were free. "But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?" And Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't stereotypical women's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community. "But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?" But Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way, although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people called "health". Thus Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off. Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors. Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the woods and be accepted as valid lifestyle role models. On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper, and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers. She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket. Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, and chose to dialogue with the Wolf. She replied, "I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity." The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on my way." Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her Grandmother's house. But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action affirmative of his nature as a predator. Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put on Grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedclothes, and awaited developments. Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said, "Grandma, I have brought you some cruelty-free snacks to salute you in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch." The Wolf said softly "Come closer, child, so that I might see you." Red Riding Hood said, "Goodness! Grandma, what big eyes you have!" "You forget that I am optically challenged." "And Grandma, what an enormous, what a fine nose you have." "Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I didn't give in to such societal pressures, my child." "And Grandma, what very big, sharp teeth you have!" The Wolf could not take any more of these specieist slurs, and, in a reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped out of bed, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see her poor Grandmother cowering in his belly. "Aren't you forgetting something?" Red Riding Hood bravely shouted. "You must request my permission before proceeding to a new level of intimacy!" The Wolf was so startled by this statement that he loosened his grasp on her. At the same time, the woodchopper burst into the cottage, brandishing an ax. "Hands off!" cried the woodchopper. "And what do you think you're doing?" cried Little Red Riding Hood. "If I let you help me now, I would be expressing a lack of confidence in my own abilities, which would lead to poor self esteem and lower achievement scores on college entrance exams." "Last chance, sister! Get your hands off that endangered species! This is an FBI sting!" screamed the woodchopper, and when Little Red Riding Hood nonetheless made a sudden motion, he sliced off her head. "Thank goodness you got here in time," said the Wolf. "The brat and her grandmother lured me in here. I thought I was a goner." "No, I think I'm the real victim, here," said the woodchopper. "I've been dealing with my anger ever since I saw her picking those protected flowers earlier. And now I'm going to have such a trauma. Do you have any aspirin?" "Sure," said the Wolf. "Thanks." "I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on his firm, well padded back, gave a little belch, and asked, "Do you have any Maalox? And could you pass me the salt?" |
Fwd: Two new Navy ships
"A new and completely ridiculous smear on Senator Obama." -Taylor
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Two new Navy ships
USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!
BEAUTIFUL!
When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.
Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling
1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet
Size
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds
5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons
6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet
Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation
8. Costs the Navy approximately $ 25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).
US Navy welcomes the
USS Barack Obama
Sunday, July 2, 2006 Jiddah, Saudia Arabia. Headed for Kuwait, the US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.
The USS Barack Obama (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Jiddah, saudia Arabia
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and has been commissioned in preparation for a Barack Obama presidency, and will adhere to his publicized military budget cuts.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 2 knots. No diesel on this baby!
It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very
USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!
BEAUTIFUL!
When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.
Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling
1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet
Size
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds
5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons
6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet
Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation
8. Costs the Navy approximately $ 25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).
US Navy welcomes the
USS Barack Obama
Sunday, July 2, 2006 Jiddah, Saudia Arabia. Headed for Kuwait, the US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.
The USS Barack Obama (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Jiddah, saudia Arabia
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and has been commissioned in preparation for a Barack Obama presidency, and will adhere to his publicized military budget cuts.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 2 knots. No diesel on this baby!
It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very
menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no arms or weapons of any kindallowed on board.
The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.
This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.!
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Obama has orders to seek refuge in Saudia Arabia.
When not on maneuvers the ship will be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters along with Chuck Schumer for photo-ops. The Obama's Should be very proud.
As a standing order there are no arms or weapons of any kindallowed on board.
The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.
This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.!
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Obama has orders to seek refuge in Saudia Arabia.
When not on maneuvers the ship will be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters along with Chuck Schumer for photo-ops. The Obama's Should be very proud.
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