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Fw: Iowa Flooding

"I don't know for sure if this is a viral email or not, but someone posted this on a forum I frequent, billed as 'shamelessly stolen from a friend's email'. It comes across to me as being racist and filled with myths and exaggerations from the Katrina aftermath. I hope this is useful. I don't have right wing friends or relatives, so I rely on your place to keep up with the Internet legends." -Andy

Happy Fourth of July, Andy! Thanks for the fine right-wing find. You are correct, MRWD reader Michael just submitted a doozie that sadly confirmed your suspicions:

"I get this kind of junk all the time from various family members. I used to get angry...but what's the use?"- Michael


Right-wing comment found on a forum frequented by Andy:
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Just a personal observation...as I watched the news coverage of the massive flooding in the Midwest with over 100 blocks of the city of Cedar Rapids, Iowa under water, levees breaking, and the attention now turned downstream for when this massive amount of water hits the Mississippi, what amazed me is not what we saw, but what we didn't see...

1. We don't see looting.
2. We don't see street violence.
3. We don't see people sitting on their rooftops waiting for the government to come and save them.
4. We don't see people waiting on the government to do anything.
5. We don't see Hollywood organizing benefits to raise money for people to rebuild.
6. We don't see people blaming President Bush.
7. We don't see people ignoring evacuation orders.
8. We don't see people blaming a government conspiracy to blow up the levees as the reason some have not held.
9. We don't see the US Senators or the Governor of Iowa crying on TV.
10. We don't see the Mayors of any of these cities complaining about the lack of state or federal response.
11. We don't see or hear reports of the police going around confiscating personal firearms so only the criminal will be armed.
12. We don't see gangs of people going around and randomly shooting at the rescue workers.
13. You don't see some leaders in this country blaming the bad behavior of the Iowa flood victims on "society" (of course there is no wide spread reports of lawlessness to require excuses).

Somehow, somewhere, sometime President Bush must be held accountable for this problem, but the people of Cedar Rapids don't seem to understand that is how it is done. What is wrong with them??

(Shamelessly stolen from a friend's email...)

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---Actual email found by Michael---

> *Subject:* Iowa Flooding
>
>
>
> Why aren't Hollywood celebrities holding telethons
> asking for help
> in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the
> floods?
>
> Why aren't the media asking tough questions about why
> the
> federal government hasn't solved the problem? Or asking
> where are the
> FEMA trucks (and trailers)?
>
> Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa people
> to free hotels
> in Chicago?
>
> Why isn't it giving them $200 vouchers that they can
> spend on alcohol
> and vice?
>
> When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up
> the levees
> that failed in Des Moines?
>
> Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks?
>
> Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes
> and
> big screen television sets?
>
> When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to
> rebuild
> a "vanilla" Iowa, because that's the way God
> wants it?
>
> Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage complete with
> reports
> of cannibalism?
>
> Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates
> white, rural people?
>
> How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the Iowa
> flooding ever again?

FW: Three Kick Rule

Three Kick Rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Missouri. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck. It fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Missouri. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."


The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

(I love this part....)

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

 
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