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Fwd: Fw: Why Trump is President at this time This is worth the read


Greg Petersen
 
May 12 at 8:41pm
 
The mayor of Livermore California explains Trump’s popularity and success. This is perhaps the best explanation for Trump's popularity ....
 
Marshall Kamena is a registered Democrat and was elected mayor of Livermore, CA.. He ran on the democratic ticket as he knew a Bay Area city would never vote for a Republican. He is as conservative as they come. He wrote the following:
 
Trump’s 'lack of decorum, dignity, and statesmanship' By Marshall Kamena, Mayor of Livermore, CA.
 
My Leftist friends (as well as many ardent #NeverTrumpers) constantly ask me if I’m not bothered by Donald Trump’s lack of decorum. They ask if I don’t think his tweets are “beneath the dignity of the office.”
 
Here’s my answer: We Right-thinking people have tried dignity. There could not have been a man of more quiet dignity than George W. Bush as he suffered the outrageous lies and politically motivated hatreds that undermined his presidency.
 
We tried statesmanship.
 
Could there be another human being on this earth who so desperately prized “collegiality” as John McCain?
 
We tried propriety – has there been a nicer human being ever than Mitt Romney?
 
And the results were always the same. This is because, while we were playing by the rules of dignity, collegiality and propriety, the Left has been, for the past 60 years, engaged in a knife fight where the only rules are those of Saul Alinsky and the Chicago mob.
 
I don’t find anything “dignified,” “collegial” or “proper” about Barack Obama’s lying about what went down on the streets of Ferguson in order to ramp up racial hatreds because racial hatreds serve the Democratic Party.
 
I don’t see anything “dignified” in lying about the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi and imprisoning an innocent filmmaker to cover your tracks.
 
I don’t see anything “statesman-like” in weaponizing the IRS to be used to destroy your political opponents and any dissent.
 
Yes, Obama was “articulate” and “polished” but in no way was he in the least bit “dignified,” “collegial” or “proper.”
 
The Left has been engaged in a war against America since the rise of the Children of the ‘60s. To them, it has been an all-out war where nothing is held sacred and nothing is seen as beyond the pale.. It has been a war they’ve fought with violence, the threat of violence, demagoguery and lies from day one – the violent take-over of the universities – till today.
 
The problem is that, through these years, the Left has been the only side fighting this war. While the Left has been taking a knife to anyone who stands in their way, the Right has continued to act with dignity, collegiality and propriety.
 
With Donald Trump, this all has come to an end. Donald Trump is America ’s first wartime president in the Culture War.
 
During wartime, things like “dignity” and “collegiality” simply aren’t the most essential qualities one looks for in their warriors. Ulysses Grant was a drunk whose behavior in peacetime might well have seen him drummed out of the Army for conduct unbecoming.
 
Had Abraham Lincoln applied the peacetime rules of propriety and booted Grant, the Democrats might well still be holding their slaves today.
 
Lincoln rightly recognized that, “I cannot spare this man. He fights.”
 
General George Patton was a vulgar-talking.. In peacetime, this might have seen him stripped of rank. But, had Franklin Roosevelt applied the normal rules of decorum then, Hitler and the Socialists would barely be five decades into their thousand-year Reich.
 
Trump is fighting. And what’s particularly delicious is that, like Patton standing over the battlefield as his tanks obliterated Rommel’s, he’s shouting, “You magnificent bastards, I read your book!”
 
That is just the icing on the cake, but it’s wonderful to see that not only is Trump fighting, he’s defeating the Left using their own tactics. That book is Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals – a book so essential to the Liberals’ war against America that it is and was the playbook for the entire Obama administration and the subject of Hillary Clinton’s senior thesis.
 
It is a book of such pure evil, that, just as the rest of us would dedicate our book to those we most love or those to whom we are most indebted, Alinsky dedicated his book to Lucifer.
 
Trump’s tweets may seem rash and unconsidered but, in reality, he is doing exactly what Alinsky suggested his followers do. First, instead of going after “the fake media” — and they are so fake that they have literally gotten every single significant story of the past 60 years not just wrong, but diametrically opposed to the truth, from the Tet Offensive to Benghazi, to what really happened on the streets of Ferguson, Missouri — Trump isolated CNN.. He made it personal.
 
Then, just as Alinsky suggests, he employs ridicule which Alinsky described as “the most powerful weapon of all.”... Most importantly, Trump’s tweets have put CNN in an untenable and unwinnable position. ... They need to respond.
 
This leaves them with only two choices. They can either “go high” (as Hillary would disingenuously declare of herself and the fake news would disingenuously report as the truth) and begin to honestly and accurately report the news or they can double-down on their usual tactics and hope to defeat Trump with twice their usual hysteria and demagoguery. The problem for CNN (et al.) with the former is that, if they were to start honestly reporting the news, that would be the end of the Democratic Party they serve. It is nothing but the incessant use of fake news (read: propaganda) that keeps the Left alive.
 
Imagine, for example, if CNN had honestly and accurately reported then-candidate Barack Obama’s close ties to foreign terrorists (Rashid Khalidi), domestic terrorists (William Ayers & Bernardine Dohrn), the mafia (Tony Rezko) or the true evils of his spiritual mentor, Jeremiah Wright’s church.
 
Imagine if they had honestly and accurately conveyed the evils of the Obama administration’s weaponizing of the IRS to be used against their political opponents or his running of guns to the Mexican cartels or the truth about the murder of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and the Obama administration’s cover-up.
 
So, to my friends on the Left — and the #NeverTrumpers as well — do I wish we lived in a time when our president could be “collegial” and “dignified” and “proper”? Of course I do.
 
These aren’t those times. This is war. And it’s a war that the Left has been fighting without opposition for the past 50 years.
 
So, say anything you want about this president - I get it - he can be vulgar, he can be crude, he can be undignified at times. I don’t care. I can’t spare this man. He fights for America!
 
Please pass this on..over and over, and again and again...
 

Fw: As if we didn't have enough to worry about

Good Lord,
as if We "Didn't Have Enough" to Worry About

I had to take my vehicle to the mechanic the other day for service. The Service Manager, Pete, gave me a ride home, and on the way he told me his theory about the upcoming election and the next four years of U.S. government. At first, I thought it a bit farfetched. But as I listened to him, it began to make sense, scary sense...


I believe that Hillary Clinton will win the election in November, Pete began. Then, sometime between November and January, Hillary will be indicted. The IRS is now investigating the Clinton Foundation, and the whole e-mail thing isn't over yet.

Once under indictment, she wont be able to assume the Office of the President in January. Tim Kaine, who will not actually be the Vice President because neither he nor Hillary have been inaugurated, cannot assume the Presidency.


The Speaker of the House cant move up to it because there is already a sitting President and Vice President. So President Obama, in an Executive Order citing emergency situation, gives himself another four years in office.

Pete believes Obama has been planning this for a while now, knowing he has enough on Hillary to indict her. Had the Attorney General indicted her based on evidence from the FBI, this plan wouldn't have worked because the DNC would have quickly come up with another candidate.


If you think about it, its not that outrageous. Many people on the left, including the President, want Obama to stay another four years. The law prohibits him from being re-elected, so the only ways he can do it is by declaring martial law and suspending the election (which would be a very negative thing for the country) or to declare himself still President because the elected candidate cannot assume her duties.

The latter makes more sense and is actually more feasible. And since its never been done before, it would set a precedent that would be difficult to challenge.


Of course, if Trump wins the election, none of this is going to happen. But what if Pete is correct? Four more years of Obama and a mostly useless Republican House and Senate would give Obama the time he needs to continue destroying/changing the country to fit his stated goals.


I thanked Pete for the ride home and for messing up my day. Now I've got more things to worry about.

FWD: What are the odds?

Funny how simple non-partisan math brings things into perspective:

The odds of winning the Florida lottery are 1 in 22,957,480.

The odds of winning the Powerball is 1 in 175,223,510.

The odds of winning Mega Millions is 1 in 258,890,850.

The odds of a hard drive failing in any given month are roughly one in 36.

The odds of two different drives failing in the same month are roughly one
in 36 squared, or 1 in about 1,300.

The odds of three drives failing in the same month is 36 cubed or 1 in 46,656.

The odds of seven different drives failing in the same month
(like what happened at the IRS when they received a letter asking about
emails targeting conservative and pro Israeli groups) is 37 to the 7th power

or 1 in 78,664,164,096. (that's over 78 Billion to 1)

In other words, the odds are greater that you will win the Florida Lottery 342
times than having those seven IRS hard drives crashing in the same month.

Someone is NOT telling the truth,
and I think we all know who it is.

Fwd: FW: Hunting buddies

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.
 Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'

 The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley .'

 The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.'

 'What! He had two ass-holes?' asked the mortician.

 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Stanley with them two ass-holes.

 Cooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama administration as planning, development, and strategy consultants for the IRS & Justice Department.

Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fwd: Please read this one !!!

This is supposed to be the United States of America, not some Orwellian dystopia where citizens can be arrested, detained, and deemed mentally deficient all because they expressed their dissenting political opinion!

DailySanity Newsletter from Conservative-Daily.com

Government Arrests People for Anti-Obama Posts!

.
Dear Conservative,
I have been thinking over the past few days about a simple question: Why do Liberals despise the Bill of Rights?
Whether it is the Second Amendment's right to bear arms or the Fourth Amendment's protection against unreasonable searches and seizures, Liberals seem to look at these rights as nothing more than guidelines.
Now, I know what many of you are thinking. Yes, there are plenty of Republicans who oppose much of the Bill of Rights. While they may be "Republicans," that is nothing more than a title. They certainly are not Conservatives.
While it has always been fashionable for the Left to target the Second Amendment, it has been assumed that the First Amendment was set in stone and wasn't up for debate. That was until Barack Obama entered the White House. Now, Harry Reid has promised to put a Constitutional amendment up for a vote to change the 1st Amendment!
Make no mistake; there are a lot of people who really hate Obama and his leftist policies. You can count me as one of them. As much as individuals may hate Obama, hatred alone has never been a crime. U.S. citizens have an enumerated right to speak their minds when it comes to politics without fear of being punished.
So, what do we do when U.S. citizens begin to be rounded up and detained over "controversial" Facebook posts about the President? What are we supposed to do when the government equates disapproval of a President with a conspiracy to overthrow the government? 
This is happening right now!
The IRS scandal is a perfect example of government bureaucrats punishing Conservatives for their political views. Even though Conservative non-profit groups were doing the same thing as their Liberal counterparts, only those on the Right were targeted by Lois Lerner.
Most people will never experience this type of targeting and 1st Amendment violations unless they start up their own non-profit. But what about the things you post on Facebook, Twitter, or even over e-mail?
You might remember the story of Brendan Raub. Brendan is a Marine who would often take to Facebook to express his, for lack of a better word, "displeasure" of how the Obama administration was running the country.
In one of his Facebook posts, Brendan listed everything wrong with the country today, talking about how our leaders do not respect the People. Ironically, the post also criticized how the government doesn't respect individuals' rights.
Within days, Brendan Raub was in police custody. Not because he physically hurt anyone... Not because he was plotting to overthrow the country... But because he voiced his dissent (rather eloquently, I might add) and urged people to take their country back.
Once he was detained, the FBI forced Raub to undergo a psychological evaluation against his will. When the tests came back, it was determined that Brendan Raub was suffering from "Oppositional Defiant Disorder." This is a mental disorder where individuals cannot help but oppose authority figures.
Under this definition, half of the country is "Oppositional Defiant." Actually, according to the most recent polling, 55% of the country disapproves of Obama. Is that what it has come to? First, we were deemed racists for opposing Obama. Now we're mentally ill for disagreeing with him?
This is supposed to be the United States of America, not some Orwellian dystopia where citizens can be arrested, detained, and deemed mentally deficient all because they expressed their dissenting political opinion!
This is exactly what people say could never happen in America... And yet it continues to happen!
Now, the Democrats are determined to abolish/alter the 1st Amendment of the Constitution to re-define what political speech is permissible and what political speech warrants a jail sentence!
This is all connected! The Left wants to control what you can and cannot say as a way to control dissent. Harry Reid has promised that he will put a Constitutional amendment up for a vote in the Senate to change the 1st Amendment. These two Liberal branches of government are conspiring to take away YOUR right to free speech and they expect you to just accept it.
Over my dead body!
Growing angrier by the day,
Joe Otto
Conservative Daily

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Fw: Jay Leno speaks some truths

Subject: Jay Leno speaks some truths
 

Now that he's a short timer, Jay does not feel constrained to stay within the network guidelines of "no Obama criticism and staying politically correct" -- what a breath of fresh air!

"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."

On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one."
On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month."
Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: "Remember the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?"
On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS."

"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject."
"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records."
"It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth."
"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'"
On Obama's commencement address: "He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs."
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: "The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi ."

On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: "They took 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House."

now the last, and I think best!—

"These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It's gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American."

Fw: new form of rationing...

Isn't this a scary thought....


Fw: Lemon....love it

Subject: Fw: Lemon....love it
 

 
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried .... over time: weightlifters, longshoremen, etc., but nobody could do it. One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence .... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon .... and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the IRS."

Fw: Fwd: Fwd: MORE DECEPTION...

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: MORE DECEPTION...
 


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Fwd: MORE DECEPTION...
Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2013 14:12:21 -0500 (EST)


 
 

Sent: 3/1/2013 10:54:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time
Subj: MORE DECEPTION...
 
  DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM BOTH TIMES..HE'S A LYING, CHEATING BASTARD. PROBABLY THE WORST EVENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY..MORE SURPRISES TO FOLLOW THESE NEXT FEW YEARS..


Subject: Fw: Hidden Taxes on Fishing and Other Sports Items for Obamacare - Cabela's Blows Whistle

I read this and followed the links to the IRS site and read the info. Just to be sure I went on-line, went to the IRS web site, clicked on Forms and Publications, searched tor 510, and I got the same info as the links in this article take you to. What was really interesting was reading the pages that followed the list and seeing that the tax is different for different items, some are 10%.
 
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW  and maybe enough people will get mad and contact their congressmen.
 
Ron
You need to see this. I think all Retailers need to show this on their receipts. 
This is corrupt Government at it’s best.
Sporting equipment as Medical devices???????
 
 
Subject:  Cabela's. It is true. Consumers were not to know, now they do
 
 
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/95/pg1/srtpages
Medical Excise Tax on Retail Receipts Show How We’re Screwed by Obamacare, page 1
ATS Members have flagged this thread 13 times
Topic started on 30-1-2013 @ 06:18 PM by seeker1963
An Infowars reader sent along an image of a sales receipt from Cabela’s, a popular sporting goods store.

The receipt (pictured at left) spells out what Obama and the feds want to keep secret – the middle class is being heavily taxed despite all the fatuous rhetoric of Democrats who invariably play the class warfare card to sell their confiscatory taxation policies.

“The 2.3% Medical Excise Tax that began on January 1st is supposed to be ‘hidden’ from the consumer, but it’s been brought to the public’s attention by hunting and fishing store Cabela’s who have refused to hide it and are showing it as a separate line item tax on their receipts,” the email states.



























Now please hold on and bare with me before you say "OH, another Alex Jones article!" because I did some research and found directly from the IRS's website information that PROVES this to be true and an accurate portrayal of something hidden in Obamacare that I was not aware of!

Now being sceptical of this I went to the IRS website and found this!
Q1. What is the medical device excise tax?

A1. Section 4191 of the Internal Revenue Code imposes an excise tax on the sale of certain medical devices by the manufacturer or importer of the device.

Q2. When does the tax go into effect?

A2. The tax applies to sales of taxable medical devices after Dec. 31, 2012.

Q3. How much is the tax?

A3. The tax is 2.3 percent of the sale price of the taxable medical device. See Chapter 5 of IRS Publication 510, Excise Taxes, and Notice 2012-77 for additional information on the determination of sale price.
IRS.gov

So being more curious I clicked on "Chapter 5 of IRS Publication 510" And WALLAH! What do I find under "MEDICAL DEVICES" under "MANUFACTURERS TAXES"?
Manufacturers Taxes
The following discussion of manufacturers taxes applies to the tax on:
Sport fishing equipment;
Fishing rods and fishing poles;
Electric outboard motors;
Fishing tackle boxes;
Bows, quivers, broadheads, and points;
Arrow shafts;
Coal;
Taxable tires;
Gas guzzler automobiles; and
Vaccines.
IRS.gov

I think we have definately been fooled, if we believe that the Affordable Care Act is all about health
care. It truely does appear to be nothing more than a bill laden with a whole lot of taxes that we the
people have yet to be aware of!
--
john

Fw: Obamacare Enforcement


Subject: Fw: Obamacare Enforcement
 
 
 
Watch the video (link) under the cartoon.   


Sent: Sat, Jun 30, 2012 9:05 am
Subject: Fwd: FW: Obamacare Enforcement



Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:28:24 -0500
America's most lawless President launches his most vicious attack yet.
























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Fw: Word of the Day: Dhimmitude

I have seen this word written lately but did not know what it meant and didn't find it in the dictionary!   I didn't think to google it!!!
 
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 3:08 PM
Subject: Word of the Day: Dhimmitude

Had never heard the word until now... Type it into Google and start reading... Pretty interesting.  Note that Muslims and certain other religions are exempt from the Obamacare penalties and it is supported by law.  We are surrendering from within!  The boy is leading us right down the path to total control!


Word of the Day: Dhimmitude
  
Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-muslim populations conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to islam.

 
The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia muslim diktat in the United States .  Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured. Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking" and "usury" and is thus banned.  Muslims are specifically granted exemption based on this. How convenient. So I, a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax.  Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance.  Non-muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize muslims.  Period.  This is Dhimmitude.

Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to islam.  In this case, the incentive to convert to islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor.  If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver.  "Sure, I'll be a muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, bro?"

I highly recommend sending this post to your contacts. This is desperately important and people need to know about it - quickly.

Fw: Government pencil sharpener

New U.S. Government Pencil Sharpener
To help pay for the $700 billion+ stimulus package, the treasury department is selling these wonderful Christmas gifts.
Here's the new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener. Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms. Watch your mail box!





Fw: Dang it !!!!!!! :o)

Subject: Dang it !!!!!!!! :o)

If
you traded in a clunker worth $3500, you get $4500 off for
an apparent "savings" of
$1000.

However,
you have to pay taxes on the $4500 come April 15th
(something that no auto dealer will tell you). If you are in
the 30% tax bracket, you will pay $1350 on that
$4500.

So,
rather than save $1000, you actually pay an extra $350 to
the feds. In addition, you traded in a car that was most
likely paid for. Now you have 4 or 5 years of payments on a
car that you did not need, and your clunker was costing you
less to run than the payments that you will now be
making.

But
wait, there is more: You also got ripped off
by the dealer.

For
example, every dealer here in LA was selling the Ford Focus
with all the goodies including A/C, auto transmission, power
windows, etc for $12,500 the month before the "cash for
clunkers" program
started.

When
"cash for clunkers" came along, they stopped
discounting them and instead sold them at the list price of
$15,500. So, you paid $3000 more than you would have the
month before. (Honda, Toyota, and Kia played the same list
price game that Ford and Chevy
did).

So
lets do the final tally
here:




You
traded in a car worth: $3500

You
got a discount of: $4500

Net
so far +$1000

But
you have to pay: $1350 in taxes on the
$4500

Net
so far: -$350

And
you paid: $3000 more than the car was selling for the month
before

Net
-$3350

We
could also add in the additional taxes (sales tax, state
tax, etc.) on the extra $3000 that you paid for the car,
along with the 5 years of interest on the car loan but lets
just stop here.

So
who actually made out on the deal? The feds collected taxes
on the car along with taxes on the $4500 they
"gave" you. The car dealers made an extra $3000 or
more on every car they sold along with the kickbacks from
the manufacturers and the loan companies. The manufacturers
got to dump lots of cars they could not give away the month
before. And the poor stupid consumer got saddled with even
more debt that they cannot
afford.

The
Obama administration convinced Joe consumer that he was
getting $4500 in "free" money from the
"government" when in fact Joe was giving away his
$3500 car and paying an additional $3350 for the
privilege.

Fwd: Fw: Check out NOAH TODAY...

Yuck-yuck. -- dave

Thanks Dave, this is a re-do of an older email, with, um, music. Imagine if all forwards had a midi soundtrack. Ahhhhh... Never mind. -m

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Fw: On Becoming Illegal


FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY!

Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for
your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent ,
Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA


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