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AN IOWA FARM STORY

Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.  The aged cow was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She said that he should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, but she said, "You killed it, so if they have to have money, it will come out of your pocket!"  She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.

 "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me.

 

I had just stepped inside the door and said, "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'  The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

Sent: Wed, Aug 20, 2014 8:23 AM EDT
Subject: At last--someone with a brain does something!


From: Subject: Iowa says Nope!


Why can't the rest of the states do the same thing.



"People will forget what you said; People will forget what you did.
           But people will never forget how you made them feel."


Obama flies illegal teens to Iowa.    Iowa Governor flies them back to Honduras



Governor of Iowa announced: Iowa will not take any illegal children.    Yesterday Obama overruled him and sent him 124 teens 13-19, landed the plane in Des Moines.    Airport manager called the office of the Governor - Bransted, he drove to the airport and chartered a United plane from Chicago.    Within 8 hours all the teens were loaded on, got food and drink.  The plane left Iowa 8 o'clock Des Moines.   Next stop was Honduras.   Plane was unloaded.   4 social workers from Iowa made sure they got to the terminal, told the Honduras officials, here are your teens, they have no papers, you let them come illegally to America.   Iowa refuses to take them.  Iowa has its own laws.    No minors who are not with adults.   Iowa has not heard one thing from Washington.

http://conservativetribune.com/governor-defies-obama-illegals/

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Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent ,
Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA

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"Oh-boy the emails are coming fast from my right wing family, Must be an election year. Here is a new twist on an old one..." -Wayne and Laurel

Thanks, this is an election year version of Fwd: FW: Social Security with an ominous Hillary and Obama closer, framed in a curious quote from Thomas Jefferson. Lovely. Send in more!

RE: The immediate Clinton-FBI punishment for sending the information to Iowa voters and police officers.

Dear Madam and/or Sir,

As you may recall, I just emailed the information on what is behind the Clinton quest for U.S. presidency, in fact. Due to the lawlessness of FBI under its Director Robert S. MUELLER, I and my wife are partly homeless. His top level subordinates, including now his executive assistant director Willie HULON and his assistant director Timothy BEREZNAY in charge of National Security Branch NSB of FBI manage that we have been extorted over $70,000.00 in setting up, maintaining computers and the housecleaning for a privilege of doing the house sitting without any pay from Thursdays to Mondays/Tuesdays.

Immediately after sending you the information in question, these and other WSI/SWW and GRU moles in the NSB of FBI for Senator Hillary RODHAM CLINTON and her run for the White House punish us with keeping longer on the street although we have paid much too much for doing the house sitting. We can go there on Friday, instead of Thursday, e.i. TODAY evening which is the day of caucuses in Iowa. We are already 38.0 hours without any sleep. They will keep us for 24.0 hours more. This will be 62.0 hours altogether. It is the torture which is self-explanatory in the contents of my information provided to you as the voter. It speaks for itself.

Sincerely,

Slawomir J. Borowy

PLEASE, CONSIDER FORWARDING URGENTLY TO THE CAUCUS GOERS IN IOWA, FIRST OF ALL.