I know zip, shinola, doo-dah about guns...

... so I steer clear of the gun/anti-gun contretemps, because it is far better to be thought of fool than, by opening my mouth, end any doubt about that question, but I know some of you do, and I have to say that I admire Dale Price's state of the art deconstruction of the issues just as a matter of prose styling, e.g. describing Piers Morgan as an "ethically-questionable carnival barkers with [a] plummy accent."