If it wasn't for double-standards....

2008 - Hey, those conservatives talking about secession are dangerously unhinged and a threat to public decency.

2016 - You know, California secession is not such a wacky idea.

Sorry, Salon, it is a "wacky idea" no matter who is pitching it.

It shouldn't take a Civil War to prove that point.

This is making a mockery of men who wear dresses and demand to be called women.

...plus, it is impossible to parody the left anymore.

Salon posts serious article about how book on "Homosexual Muslim Furries challenges Trump."

Expect to see a lot of this over the next eight years.

Hey, Catholics.

This is why knowing facts is important and stuff.

The asshat in this Salon article recommends:

"eliminate the ritual of confession for children and adolescents;"

Of course, it has been a mainstay slur of liberalism that the confessional is the place where priests seduce children, but does he know the actual data?

Obviously not.

The only comprehensive study of the subject - the Jay Report - put the instances of sexual improprieties occurring in confessionals at less than 2% of the total.

In other words, this guy is an ignorant bigot and articles like this are less about reality than about passing medieval prejudices on to the modern era.

Don't let that happen.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Excuse my hysterical laughter at realizing, again, just how stupid our left-wing elites are.

Salon rips the mask off of Christian disinformation!!!

Jesus went to hell: The Christian history churches would rather not acknowledge

Prior to his resurrection, Christ descended to the underworld -- a paradox most churches prefer not to confront

Apparently, this wasn't covered in Gender Studies or Urban Studies or GLBTQ Studies.