And now for something completely different.

Liberal Theology meets Star Trek.



Honestly, you could take lessons in impersonating William Shatner from this clip.

Darth Vader being a jerk.

Mysterious Paranormal Activity.

Atheists don't have no songs.



Via Frances Beckwith

The shameful part is that John Stewart really is fake-reporting stories that our real news media won't really report.

Like whether Ben Bernanke is just printing money

When Commercials Go Wrong.

I never realized how creepy those old T-Mobile commercials were.

Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail

The Onion.

Thus far the response from the American public has been subdued, though a sixth of the populace did not even receive the e-mail because the message generated 50 million mailer-daemon delivery failure notifications.


"I tried reading [Obama's] e-mail, but it was just way too long," said 48-year-old Sophia Washington of Moraine, OH, adding that because her computer displayed the text all on one line, she had to scroll from left to right in order to read it. "I just ended up skimming to see if my name was in there. It wasn't, but I did notice that my daughter can stay on my insurance for one more year. That's great. I think that's because the Republicans won the midterms."

Happy Thanksgiving to our Vegan friends.

John Mortimer on the development of the First Amendment.

The author of Rumpole of the Bailey - who was a practicing attorney - wrote this:

[speaking in a debate about pornography] A test of pornography was once adumbrated by the Supreme Court of the United States. It was called the Felix Principle. And it was adumbrated in the days when Mr Justice Frankfurter sat upon the court. And a pornographic book was then defined as something which gave Mr Justice Frankfurter an erection. [laughter] And it was noticed that as the years went by... [laughter and applause] and Mr Justice Frankfurter became older and less easily stimulated, the judgements of the Supreme Court became conspicuously more liberal.

Curmudgeon.

John Derbyshire describes a failure of the free market.

"I Think My Wife's a Calvinist" - A Love Song.

I hate it when this happens.

Live the Dream!

Because sometimes wallowing in an ignorant idolatry is "la dolce vita."

From Carl Olsen's post on "Reasons not to become Catholic."

Gentlemen, it's them or us.

Do we want to live as men or live in a world of "sparkly vampires" and "Eat, Pray, Love"?

Watch the damn movie.

Cat Lassie.

A Classic.

Greeks v. Germany in Philosophy Soccer!

"Don't Worry He'll Realize the Irony Soon." - Another Downfall Parody.

Watch it now or else!

They are angry swimsuit models...

...and they are going to kick your ass.

Great Moments in American Culture.

160 cheesy Schwartzenegger movie lines.

Some more unnecessary surgery for narcissistic people

The Chastity Bono post has been getting a lot of attention, but this kind of absurd breast augmentation surgery is right up there in terms of "people who need psychiatric attention."

The woman in the picure - "Stripper Chelsea Charms" - has augmented breasts clocking in at collective 52 pounds. 

Given the freakish "I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away" effect of this picture, let's hope that this is one kind of medical expense that gets deleted by Obamacare.

Yea, I saw Clerks II. What can I say?  Kevin Smith's nerd humor works for me in a way that I'm not entirely proud to admit.

[Via Instapundit, in case anyone is wondering how I got here.]