Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Trump fundraising committee uses Mike Pence's NFL walkout to raise money.

Courtesy of Bloomberg: 

President Donald Trump’s joint fundraising committee sent an email Monday asking donors to show support for Vice President Mike Pence’s decision to leave an NFL game in Indianapolis after some members of the San Francisco 49ers kneeled during the national anthem. 

The solicitation from the Trump Make America Great Again Committee, which jointly raises money for Trump’s presidential campaign committee and the Republican National Committee, asks supporters to give at least $5 to the campaign to receive a “I STAND FOR THE FLAG” sticker. 

“Immediately after the vice president’s honorable display of leadership and patriotism, the Fake News Media relentlessly ATTACKED him,” the email says. “The media is NOT going to win this fight, because we have the AMERICAN PEOPLE standing on our side.”

So the whole thing was a phony ass attempt to get the suckers to pony up more money.

Gee, I so wish I could feign surprise here.

Tuesday, October 03, 2017

Donald Trump says that San Juan mayor who criticized FEMA response has "come back a long way," though there is no evidence that she has changed her position. Update!

Courtesy of Politico:  

The mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, has “come back a long way,” President Donald Trump said Tuesday morning of the official he strongly criticized as he departed the White House en route to the hurricane-ravaged island. 

San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz was outspoken last week in her pleas for more support from the federal government, criticizing the rosy recovery picture painted by acting Secretary of Homeland Security Elaine Duke and appealing directly to the president in an interview on CNN. 

While she expressed gratitude for Trump’s help and did not attack him directly, her words were enough to prompt the president into a Twitter spree in which he said the mayor had shown “such poor leadership ability.” At the outset of his Tuesday morning Trip to the island, Trump suggested Cruz had begun to come around. 

“Well, I think she's come back a long way. And you know, I think it's now acknowledged what a great job we've done and people are looking at that,” the president told reporters before boarding Marine One on the White House’s south lawn. “whether it's her or anybody else, they're all starting to say it. I appreciate very much the governor and his comments. He has said we have done an incredible job and that's the truth.” 

Trump did not refer to any specific comments from Cruz that indicated she had “come back” from her criticism of the federal response.

As the article states there is no evidence that Cruz has changed her mind about the US response to the devastation in Puerto Rico.

In fact she tweeted this out just today.
Does not sound as if she came back from anywhere to me.

As for his suggestion that "it's now acknowledged what a great job we've done."

Nope.

Courtesy of CNN:  

Oxfam, a global organization working to end poverty, is criticizing the United States government's response to the crisis in Puerto Rico in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria. 

The group specifically criticized President Donald Trump's administration. 

"Oxfam has monitored the response in Puerto Rico closely, and we are outraged at the slow and inadequate response the US government has mounted in Puerto Rico," Oxfam America President Abby Maxman said in a statement. "Clean water, food, fuel, electricity, and health care are in desperately short supply and quickly dwindling, and we're hearing excuses and criticism from the administration instead of a cohesive and compassionate response." 

The group rarely criticizes government strategies in crises affecting wealthy nations such as the US. 

"The US has more than enough resources to mobilize an emergency response but has failed to do so in a swift and robust manner," Maxman said.

Yeah, that sounds like the opposite of what Trump is saying.

It's almost like he was pushing, what's that called again, oh yeah, fake news.

Update: Trump is currently in Puerto Rico apparently only visiting with the mayors and local politicians who agree to kiss his ring and thank him for deigning to bless them with his presence..
If this were Obama he would have sought out the people who were critical and heard them out so he could learn how to have his team respond better in the future.

But not Trump, he just wants to talk to people who will blow sunshine up his ass.

Update 2: Here is Trump congratulating Puerto Rico for not having TOO many people die, and bitching about the fact that helping them threw the budget "out of whack."
Such a humanitarian.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Donald Trump ends his Manufacturing Council after just about everybody and their brother abandons it.

Trump wants everybody to think that it was his decision to do away with this council, but simply put there were not enough people left to play a game of poker much less make up an actual council.

It's like that time I called off the late night basketball game because I was the only one who showed up, and I forgot my ball at home. 

Perhaps next Trump will close the White House because people there do want to work with him anymore either.

I don't know when we are all supposed to be tired of all of this winning, but I am feeling very energetic.

Saturday, July 01, 2017

Trump's Election Integrity Commission wants the name, address, voting history, social security number, and party affiliation of every voter in America. Did anybody else just feel a cold chill?

Courtesy of WaPo: 

The chair of President Trump's Election Integrity Commission has penned a letter to all 50 states requesting their full voter-roll data, including the name, address, date of birth, party affiliation, last four Social Security number digits and voting history back to 2006 of potentially every voter in the state. 

In the letter, a copy of which was made public by the Connecticut secretary of state, the commission head Kris Kobach said that “any documents that are submitted to the full Commission will also be made available to the public.” 

On Wednesday, the office of Vice President Pence released a statement saying “a letter will be sent today to the 50 states and District of Columbia on behalf of the Commission requesting publicly available data from state voter rolls and feedback on how to improve election integrity.”

Can you say "Massive voter suppression?"

I don't know about you but I would not trust this administration to water my plants for the weekend, much less hand them all of my voter information.

Don't forget that Donald Trump once volunteered super classified information, gathered by an Israeli spy, to the two Russians that he invited into the White House.

Besides if this is in fact "publicly available data" then why can't they gather it their own damn self?

(And I don't know about everybody else but my social security number is certainly NOT "publicly available data.")

Fortunately almost half of the states are already refusing to cooperate.

All of this of course is in response to the in person voter fraud that the Republicans believe is happening all over the country, and for which there is absolutely no supporting evidence.

(And let's not forget that we have a president who is convinced that he would have won the popular vote if it was not for 3 million illegally cast votes for his opponent.)

But in my opinion the real plan is for the Trump Administration to get their hands on this information so that they can challenge the legality of votes in the next upcoming elections, and once again undermine our Democracy.

Hell if they pull this off they may not even need the Russians to help them again.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Remember those Carrier jobs that Donald Trump "saved?" Yeah, that's not happening.

Courtesy of CNBC: 

More than 600 employees at a Carrier plant in Indianapolis are bracing for layoffs beginning next month, despite being told by President Trump that nearly all the jobs at the plant had been saved. The deal, announced with great fanfare before Trump took office, was billed not only as a heroic move to keep jobs from going to Mexico but also as a seismic shift in the economic development landscape. 

Nearly seven months later the deal has not worked out quite as originally advertised, and the landscape has barely budged. 

"The jobs are still leaving," said Robert James, president of United Steelworkers Local 1999. "Nothing has stopped." 

In fact, after the layoffs are complete later this year, a few hundred union jobs will remain at the plant. But that is far different from what then-President-elect Trump said just three weeks after the election. 

"They're going to have a great Christmas," Trump said to cheering steelworkers and local dignitaries on Dec. 1. The plan to close the plant and lay off 1,400 workers had become a frequent topic in the Trump campaign. He said 1,100 jobs would stay in Indianapolis, thanks to the deal. 

"And by the way, that number is going to go up very substantially as they expand this area," he said. "So the 1,100 is going to be a minimum number."

So all of that was bullshit shoveled out for a political photo-op.

Trump actually promised 7 million dollars of incentives, and in return Carrier will continue to retain about 730 manufacturing jobs for the next ten years, but the rest are gone and will continue to move overseas despite promises from Trump to "bring those jobs back home."

By the way the 16 million dollars that Carrier promised Trump to reinvest in the company will go towards automation which will ultimately cost even more human employees their jobs.

Another backdrop that Trump used to talk about saving jobs was at the Boeing plant in South Carolina.

Guess what:

The South Carolina Boeing plant where President Donald Trump spoke about saving American jobs is laying off almost 200 workers, the company says. 

Boeing’s South Carolina assembly plant has notified employees that they will be off the company's payrolls from 25 August, company spokeswoman Lori Guntr told The Independent.

So is everybody tired of all of this "winning" that Trump promised us yet?

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Donald Trump finally comes out and admits that he was bullshitting about taping James Comey.


I think we all knew that Trump was full of shit the minute he first tweeted this out.
But don't think that Trump made this admission voluntarily, he was pressured by the Democrats.

Here is what Chuck Schumer said about the non-existent tapes:  

It is clear that President Trump’s legal defense is to refute Mr. Comey’s account. Well, the President threatened Mr. Comey with the release of tapes of their conversations. Presumably that includes the conversation when President Trump asked Director Comey to “let go” of the Flynn investigation. 

It’s awfully curious that no one from the President’s team will either confirm or deny the existence of those tapes, when the tapes are the only way to prove that Mr. Comey’s testimony, which came under oath, was false or misleading. 

President Trump: if you disagree with anything the Director said today, play the tapes for all of America to hear. Or admit that there are no tapes.

Trump was in a box of his own making, so all he can do now is try to obfuscate the truth and hope that the media moves on in a couple of days.

And they probably will, because soon there will be something newer and stupider to cover about Donald Trump.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Fox News drops "Fair and Balanced" slogan. Yeah, like anybody with half a brain cell bought that in the first place.

Courtesy of New York Magazine: 

As Fox News moves further into the post–Roger Ailes era, the network is shedding one of its most iconic elements. According to network executives, Fox News has abandoned the marketing slogan “Fair & Balanced.” The decision was made last August after Ailes’s ouster by Fox News co-president Jack Abernethy, because the phrase had “been mocked,” one insider said. Another executive explained that the tagline was “too closely associated with Roger.” Fox executives have been instructed by management to market the network by its other tagline: “Most Watched. Most Trusted.” 

It is hard to overstate the significance of what shedding “Fair & Balanced” means for Fox News. (It would be like the New York Times giving up “All the News That’s Fit to Print.”) Ailes invented the slogan when he launched the network in 1996, and over the years it became a quasi-religious doctrine among Fox’s anchors and viewers. The effectiveness of Fox News as a vehicle for conservative ideology depended on it. “If you come out and you try to do right-wing news, you’re gonna die. You can’t get away with it,” Ailes once told a reporter. 

Inside Fox, Ailes held “Fair & Balanced” seminars with staff members. “He would call a group of senior producers and make you watch the channel and he’d point out stuff, like a banner that’s slightly liberal,” a senior producer told me. “He would say, ‘The news is like a ship. If you take hands off the wheel, it pulls hard to the left.’” Ailes also used “Fair & Balanced” when making hiring decisions, such as saying a job candidate “wasn’t ‘fair & balanced,’” because the person went to a college he didn’t like.

Well it's about time that Fox stopped pretending they were in anyway fair and balanced, because as this article reports that has NEVER been the case.

Roger Ailes set out to report the conservative side of the news without any regard to he actual facts, and by gum that is EXACTLY what Fox News did.

As for that whole "Most Watched. Most Trusted" slogan, the first is only true because every TV, in every waiting room, in America seems to be tuned to Fox News, and the second is only true among the simplest simpletons in the country.

In fact I really only KNOW something is bullshit once Fox News or Sarah Palin report it as fact.

Tuesday, June 06, 2017

Donald Trump tweets his disdain for MSM "fake news." Apparently it undermines his own attempts to spread fake news.

Actually, and I have said this before, everybody wants Trump to stay on social media because it is hysterical watching his paid spokespeople scramble to spin the stuff he tweets into something completely opposite.
Once again Trump is confusing "fake news" with actual fact based reporting.

However while we are on the topic of fake news, guess who just spread a huge pile of it.

Courtesy of Brookings:

Last month, President Trump visited Saudi Arabia and his administration announced that he had concluded a $110 billion arms deal with the kingdom. Only problem is that there is no deal. It’s fake news.

I’ve spoken to contacts in the defense business and on the Hill, and all of them say the same thing: There is no $110 billion deal. Instead, there are a bunch of letters of interest or intent, but not contracts. Many are offers that the defense industry thinks the Saudis will be interested in someday. So far nothing has been notified to the Senate for review. The Defense Security Cooperation Agency, the arms sales wing of the Pentagon, calls them “intended sales.” None of the deals identified so far are new, all began in the Obama administration. 

Well then, now who is it that is spreading fake news?

It also turns out that Trump is actually taking credit for deals put together by the Obama Administration, and the rest is just pie in the sky fantasy.

An example is a proposal for sale of four frigates (called multi-mission surface combatant vessels) to the Royal Saudi navy. This proposal was first reported by the State Department in 2015. No contract has followed. The type of frigate is a derivative of a vessel that the U.S. Navy uses but the derivative doesn’t actually exist yet. Another piece is the Terminal High Altitude Air Defense system (THAAD) which was recently deployed in South Korea. The Saudis have expressed interest in the system for several years but no contracts have been finalized. Obama approved the sale in principle at a summit at Camp David in 2015. Also on the wish list are 150 Black Hawk helicopters. Again, this is old news repackaged. What the Saudis and the administration did is put together a notional package of the Saudi wish list of possible deals and portray that as a deal. Even then the numbers don’t add up. It’s fake news. 

Moreover, it’s unlikely that the Saudis could pay for a $110 billion deal any longer, due to low oil prices and the two-plus years old war in Yemen. President Obama sold the kingdom $112 billion in weapons over eight years, most of which was a single, huge deal in 2012 negotiated by then-Secretary of Defense Bob Gates. To get that deal through Congressional approval, Gates also negotiated a deal with Israel to compensate the Israelis and preserve their qualitative edge over their Arab neighbors. With the fall in oil prices, the Saudis have struggled to meet their payments since.

Great, an imaginary deal that the Saudis could not afford to pay for anyway.

Is this more of what Donald Trump refers to as "winning?"

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Trump takes to Twitter to attack Democrats and promise better health care bill than Obamacare.

Actually I would argue that the Democrats have better leaders than the Republicans right now.

After this shot at the Dems Trump immediately jumped into selling some new and improved healthcare plan to his Twitter followers.

Wait, what?

So NOW the Republicans have a bill that covers preexisting conditions and  brings down deductibles?

What kind of wizardry is this?

That's what John Dickerson wanted to know on Face the Nation this morning.
Of course that does not really pass the smell test.

Courtesy of Think Progress 

It isn’t clear what Trump means when he claims that “pre-existing conditions” are in the bill. In fact, Republicans gutted protections for people with pre-existing conditions last week. On Tuesday, Republican leaders proposed an amendment to the latest version of the legislation that would raise premiums by thousands of dollars for people with pre-existing conditions and thus make health care unaffordable for many Americans. 

That’s why it was so puzzling that Trump insisted pre-existing conditions were covered “beautifully.” 

Journalists and health care experts, such as Andy Slavitt, Andy Slavitt, the former acting administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, all pointed out that the president doesn’t seem to be familiar with his party’s current plan or how it functions.

You see the problem is that Trump has been conditioned by the response of his most ardent supporters who swallow everything he says like guppies waiting for the fish food to fall into their open mouths, while  more intelligent folks, let's call them "NOT Trump supporters," fact check everything he says and realize that he simply lies all of the damn time.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Sarah Palin's entire CNN interview with Jake Tapper.

First off I think that Caitlin Jenner should stop getting work done because she is starting to lose mobility around the mouth area.

Secondly no. despite what several media outlets are hinting at, Sarah Palin was not sexually harassed at Fox News.

Nor does it appear that she has any empathy for those women who were.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

When asked about the cases of sexual harassment at Fox News, Palin said that she “use to be with Fox News” and emphasized, “I used to be with Fox.” She revealed that the “corporate culture needs to change” at the network. But also took a shot at former female anchors who have complained after the fact. 

“Women don’t deserve — they should not ever have to put up with any kind of intimidating workspace,” Palin said. “At the same time if a woman believes that she is being intimidated and harassed, she needs to stand up and do something about it, not stick around for a paycheck for years and years and years, and then after the fact complain about what she went through.” 

Tapper asked Palin if she ever experienced any harassment while working at Fox News and she wouldn’t answer, saying only that he can ask Fox News why her contract wasn’t renewed. Palin did say that she wouldn’t accept any form of harassment and would absolutely speak up if it occurred. 

“It sounds like you experienced something,” Tapper said. 

“I just — you know, it was just time to part ways and, and, you know, get — get out there in, I guess, a more diverse arena to express views,” Palin concluded.

Sarah Palin, and her entire family actually, are the quintessential victims. 

For years now she has been creating false narratives about how she and her hillbilly family have been harassed and abused, so does ANYBODY really think that if she had actually suffered any REAL abuse at Fox News that she would have kept it to herself?

Hell no.

Simply put Palin sees a way of getting a little media attention and so she is hinting at this just like she hinted at a presidential run for all of those years to keep the dipshits on the hook.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

CNN's Fareed Zakaria sums up Donald Trump's strategy in just one word, "bullshitting."

Courtesy of CNN: 

"I got into trouble during the campaign saying something about the President which I still think is true," Zakaria told Don Lemon on "CNN Tonight." "I think the President is somewhat indifferent to things that are true or false."

Asked about whether he thought Trump actually believed he was wiretapped, Zakaria contended that Trump's success is based on a lifetime of falsehoods. 

"He has spent his whole life bulls**tting," Zakaria said. "He has succeeded by bulls**tting. He has gotten the presidency by bulls**tting. It's very hard to tell somebody at that point that bulls**t doesn't work. Because look at the results. He sees something, he doesn't particularly care if it's true or not, he just put it out there." 

Zakaria highlighted Trump's brushing off a question about the White House citing a Fox News report, that claimed British intelligence tapped his phones at President Obama's request.

I know we all realize this to be true, and are just happy that the news folks are finally saying it out loud, but just think about what this means for a minute. 

Essentially Zakaria is accurately saying that the president of the United States is completely full of shit, and that he has no intention of ever being truthful.

It is not a case of a politician stretching the truth, massaging the facts, or lying by omission. This is right to your face lying with virtually every single fucking word that comes out of your mouth.

This is pathological.

And what it means is that the American people, and the world, cannot trust ANYTHING that this president, and by extension this White House, says about ANYTHING.

Therefore since this man is the the most visible representative of the United States our country no longer has any credibility, about anything, anywhere in the world.

Go ahead, tell me again how untrustworthy Hillary Clinton was again.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Just in case you thought there would be fewer lies and conspiracy theories on Donald Trump's OFFICIAL presidential account, think again.

Courtesy of The Independent:

The man behind Donald Trump’s official presidential tweets is a former golf caddy who has repeatedly promoted fake news stories and conspiracy theories on social media. 

The official President of the United States (POTUS) Twitter page was updated on Sunday to confirm the messages are being posted by Dan Scavino, Mr Trump’s “assistant” and Director of Social Media. 

Mr Scavino has used his own Twitter page to publish a number of untrue posts, including one of a video he said showed Syrian refugees in Germany holding a rally in support of Isis. The event was actually a protest against a German far-right group. 

He has also repeatedly shared content from conspiracy theory websites and fake news organisations, including InfoWars - a website whose founder, Alex Jones, believes the 9/11 attacks were an “inside job” carried out by the US government, that a number of other terrorist attacks on US soil were also the responsibility of the government, and that Osama in Laden was a CIA asset. 

So really nothing has changed.

We can not believe anything tweeted by Donald Trump on his personal account, and we cannot believe anything tweeted on the presidential account.

Oh and we also cannot believe anything said by his press secretary, his spokespeople, or, most likely, anybody in his cabinet.

Well this should be a fun and fact free four years.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Just listen to those "cheers" as Donald Trump leaves that meeting where he yelled at the media for lying about him.

Uh, look I don't want to be unnecessarily contrarian here but what "cheers" do the folks at CBS think they are hearing?

And is this what happens to the media in America?

Donald Trump takes them behind the woodshed and gives them a paddling and all of  the sudden it is fluffy pro-Trump news from then on?

Why do I get the idea that I will soon have to move into somebody's attic and start writing my thoughts in a diary?

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Melania Trump would like to explain to you why her website was taken down.

Courtesy of the Washington Post: 

"The website in question was created in 2012 and has been removed because it does not accurately reflect my current business and professional interests," it reads -- though as an image and not an actual tweet, since it's 11 characters too long. ("The website in question is from 2012 and has been removed bc it does not accurately reflect my current business and professional interests" works, FYI.) 

So, that's fine, but: What website? 

MelaniaTrump.com, a site which once hosted information about Trump's beauty products, jewelry line and life story. It was up earlier this week, but now simply flips over to the more generic Trump.com because, Trump says, it didn't reflect her current business and professional interests.

Now there are a couple of problems with that.

First she's a Trump so, you know, they lie.

Secondly the website has said the same thing since 2006, not 2012.

And thirdly the real problem, of course, is not that any information was outdated but rather that it included this:

Virtually all reports, not circulated by the Trump campaign, report that Melania actually dropped out of college after a year to pursue her modeling career.

Which of course led to her meeting the Donald, and the rest, as they say, is a never ending disaster movie.

Let's face it, she's an idiot, he's a liar, and they want to be the First Family.

Don't forget to vote kids.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

The inevitable unmasking of Donald Trump.

I can't believe how easy it is to fool these schmucks.
So as the Republican convention starts there have been a number of extremely damaging articles that have been published that call into question every positive thing he presents about himself and accentuates his negatives.

Let's take a look at three of them.

First there is this from the Washington Post:

As he has prepared to be named the Republican nominee for president, Donald Trump has not read any biographies of presidents. He said he would like to someday. 

He has no time to read, he said: “I never have. I’m always busy doing a lot. Now I’m more busy, I guess, than ever before.” 

Trump’s desk is piled high with magazines, nearly all of them with himself on their covers, and each morning, he reviews a pile of printouts of news articles about himself that his secretary delivers to his desk. But there are no shelves of books in his office, no computer on his desk.

Reporters and others have already extensively pointed out the obvious similarities between Trump and Sarah Palin, and this is just one more to add to the pile.

Palin's answer to what she read disqualified her almost immediately for the job of VP in 2008, however there is little evidence that Trump will suffer the same fate eight years later.

(By the way, also like Palin, Trump claims that he makes decisions using "common sense." Yeah you need a whole lot more than common sense to run this country.)

This from Newsweek:

 Donald Trump, who often says he only likes winners, tells one grand tale of loss: In 1990, he nearly went bankrupt and was forced to ask dozens of banks to whom he owed money to change the terms on their loans and forgive some of his debts. 

It was, the real estate developer admits in his 1997 book "The Art of the Comeback," the darkest period of his professional life. In his telling, it's a story of redemption, of resilience, and proof of his exceptional negotiating skills and shrewd thinking. 

Six people who participated in the loan workout negotiations have a different recollection, raising questions about a key part of the personal narrative that many of Trump's supporters have found compelling as he campaigns to be the next president of the United States on Nov. 8. On the campaign trail he has portrayed himself as a survivor and a master negotiator.

The six bankers and lawyers involved in the deal claim that Trump did not come to them looking for a better deal, but that it was the banks who approached him when they recognized he was on the brink of collapse, and the only "deal making" was on their part as they worked out how to save his business.

In the end all Trump did was sign on the dotted line. So much for any "Art of the Deal."

And speaking of the "Art of the Deal." here is an excerpt from the interview that The New Yorker conducted with the man who actually wrote that book for Donald Trump: 

Schwartz thought about publishing an article describing his reservations about Trump, but he hesitated, knowing that, since he’d cashed in on the flattering “Art of the Deal,” his credibility and his motives would be seen as suspect. Yet watching the campaign was excruciating. Schwartz decided that if he kept mum and Trump was elected he’d never forgive himself. In June, he agreed to break his silence and give his first candid interview about the Trump he got to know while acting as his Boswell. 

“I put lipstick on a pig,” he said. “I feel a deep sense of remorse that I contributed to presenting Trump in a way that brought him wider attention and made him more appealing than he is.” He went on, “I genuinely believe that if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes there is an excellent possibility it will lead to the end of civilization.” 

If he were writing “The Art of the Deal” today, Schwartz said, it would be a very different book with a very different title. Asked what he would call it, he answered, “The Sociopath.”

So essentially, much like Sarah Palin, virtually EVERYTHING we think we know about Donald Trump is pure unadulterated bullshit.

Well good job Republican party, you did it again. 

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Donald Trump gives the lamest excuse ever for why Sarah Palin did not get invited to speak at the Republican convention.

Courtesy of the Washington Examiner:

Former vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin isn't included in the official list of speakers for the Republican National Convention next week, and Donald Trump suggested in an interview that her absence is because she lives too far from the venue. 

"She was asked," Trump told the Washington Examiner in a phone interview on Thursday. "It's a little bit difficult because of where she is. We love Sarah. Little bit difficult because of, you know, it's a long ways away."

Wait, so the ONLY reason that Sarah Palin is not speaking at the big GOP convention next week is that it is too far for her highness to fly?

Well it certainly was not too far for her to fly when she was endorsing Donald Trump.

Nor was it too far for her to fly to give a high school commencement speech, appear on a reboot of a 70's game show, or to show up at the Indianapolis 500.

In fact, as we have all seen, Sarah Palin will jump on a plane to get the hell out of Alaska for pretty much any reason you can think of.

So, why do we REALLY think she is not going to appear on that stage?

Monday, July 04, 2016

According to Donald Trump everybody got it wrong. That was not the Star of David, that was Sheriff's badge.

Yeah dishonest media WTF?

How could anybody confuse a perfectly fine sheriff's badge with an anti-Semitic Star of David image?

I mean so what if the image first showed up on a neo-Nazi message board.



After all who are you going to believe, the media, logic, your own common sense, or the renowned truth teller Donald J. Trump?

(Hey, at least he didn't say his Twitter account was hacked.) 

Saturday, June 11, 2016

No Bernie Bros, Sanders did not actually win California.

So if you got anywhere near Reddit early this week, or really most anyplace on social media, you probably stumbled across a link claiming that there were millions of uncounted ballots in California and that, either we still did not know who won California for sure, or they had been counted and we now "knew" that Bernie Sanders won the state and the corrupt corporate media stole this final victory from his campaign.

Many of these websites also claimed that there were incidences of voter fraud being reported in real time during the primary, but that seemed mostly due to some faulty machines, some disorganized polling places, and of course poorly prepared Sanders supporters.

Even before the uncounted ballots were tallied up Politifact gave the reporting that Sanders would win California a "Pants on Fire" rating.

Well now those uncounted ballots have been counted, and as expected it changed nothing.
By the way I have every confidence that supporters of Bernie Sanders will continue to cry foul and refuse to accept that this election was not stolen from him.

Which is really sad because the Sanders' campaign actively fed into this conspiratorial thinking and may actually have helped to disenfranchise thousands of young voters who may take decades to ever trust the system enough to participate again.

Unless of course they succeed in convincing Sanders to run as a third party candidate.

In that case Sanders will of course still fail to win the presidency but he can take solace in the fact that he will become one of the most hated men in America if his clumsy attempt undermines the Clinton campaign and allows Donald Trump to emerge victorious. 

Friday, June 10, 2016

Trump supporters try to pass off actress in horror movie makeup as victim of violence from liberals. Seriously?

After this was posted on Twitter cult movie icon Bruce Campbell called them out.

Damn these Trump supporters are morons!