Courtesy of The New Yorker:
Before a phone call to a foreign leader, American Presidents are normally supplied with talking points prepared by staffers at the National Security Council, which is housed in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, next to the White House. Because conversations between heads of state can range widely, such materials are usually very detailed. But Trump, as a senior Administration official recently put it, is “not a voracious reader.”
The National Security Council has a comparatively lean budget—approximately twelve million dollars—and so its staff consists largely of career professionals on loan from the State Department, the Pentagon, and other agencies. When Trump assumed office, N.S.C. staffers initially generated memos for him that resembled those produced for his predecessors: multi-page explications of policy and strategy. But “an edict came down,” a former staffer told me: “ ‘Thin it out.’ ” The staff dutifully trimmed the memos to a single page. “But then word comes back: ‘This is still too much.’ ” A senior Trump aide explained to the staffers that the President is “a visual person,” and asked them to express points “pictorially.”
“By the time I left, we had these cards,” the former staffer said. They are long and narrow, made of heavy stock, and emblazoned with the words “the white house” at the top. Trump receives a thick briefing book every night, but nobody harbors the illusion that he reads it. Current and former officials told me that filling out a card is the best way to raise an issue with him in writing. Everything that needs to be conveyed to the President must be boiled down, the former staffer said, to “two or three points, with the syntactical complexity of ‘See Jane run.’ ”
This. Guy. Is. Leading. Your. Country.
It is not enough that Trump is an unqualified arrogant racist asshole, who is not so secretly working for the Kremlin.
He is also incredibly stupid on a level that makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa member in good standing.
Every word he speaks reveals his ignorance, while his tweets reveal his immaturity and pettiness.
To call Donald Trump the Toddler-in-Chief is now considered an insult to toddlers.
I know we are supposed to treat Trump voters like they are not the dumbest people on the planet, but that becomes near impossible with every revelation about the guy they chose over perhaps the most qualified person to ever make a run for the White House.
They had the same information that we had, and yet they could not see the obvious.
Perhaps if we had written it down for them on memo cards with the syntactical complexity of "See Jane run" it might have helped them to understand the obvious.
Or not, because let's face it some people are dumb to the bone.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2018
In preparation for phone calls with foreign leaders State Department staff have to provide Trump with memos dumbed down to the level of Dick and Jane books for early readers.
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Sunday, March 25, 2018
Conservative firebrand Tomi Lahren poses with gun toting yoga pants. The internet is not kind.
So she is so terrified of the world around her that she needs to be packing heat during yoga class?A post shared by Tomi Lahren (@tomilahren) on
Where are her classes held, Beirut?
Courtesy of Raw Story:
Oddly, Lahren’s packing pants appear to be part of a new athletic wear line aimed at women who like to bring guns with them to yoga.
“Alexo” has the motto “Carry With Confidence” and makes pants that can hold a small pistol and a knife.
And here I thought pimping poop tea was the most pathetic thing I would see on the internet.
Speaking of the internet, it responded as you might imagine that it would.
Is that a gun in your vagina or are you just happy to see me? pic.twitter.com/VaiCglvIat— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) March 23, 2018
Breaking News: Tomi Lahren rushed to hospital after trying to do Downward Facing Dog with gun in her yoga pants. pic.twitter.com/4CprzOuy7n— Blue Cap (@BlueCapFL) March 24, 2018
fine, .@TomiLahren you're pro-gun. don't shoot your chocha over it, dummy. not before yoga class.— Andrea Ciannavei (@AndreaCiannavei) March 25, 2018
also, hang some paintings, you look like you live in a corporate apartment. pic.twitter.com/ST95w942Tl
Look this is America, so if Tomi Lahren wants to shoot herself in the vajayjay that is her right to do so.Could you not fit an AR-15 down your yoga pants? pic.twitter.com/pSdITZrBlY— Denise Smith (@neese926) March 24, 2018
However like most outspoken weapon toting dipshits you just know her gun is most likely to shoot and kill an innocent person, and since the people in her yoga class cannot be expected to do all of those complicated stretches covered in Kevlar, the bitch needs to leave her dangerous metal strap-on at home.
Besides how is she ever going to find a man (Or woman) to love her with a gun shoved in her cootchie?
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Majority of Republicans think higher education is bad for the country. Well that explains a lot.
Courtesy of the Daily Beast:
Fifty-eight percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents say colleges and universities have a negative effect on the country, according to a new Pew Research Center study. This marks a 45 percent increase from last year's study. Comparatively, 72 percent of Democrats and Democrat-leaning independents say higher education has a positive impact on the country. Fifty-five percent of the general population was also found to think positively of higher education.
I have said it before, and I will say it again, Republicans want the American people to be as dumb as possible.
They have been attacking public education and the intellectually elite for decades now because they know full well that smart people do not fall for their bullshit.
When Donald Trump said "I love the poorly educated" he was not just blowing smoke.
Without them he would NEVER have been elected.
Fifty-eight percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents say colleges and universities have a negative effect on the country, according to a new Pew Research Center study. This marks a 45 percent increase from last year's study. Comparatively, 72 percent of Democrats and Democrat-leaning independents say higher education has a positive impact on the country. Fifty-five percent of the general population was also found to think positively of higher education.
I have said it before, and I will say it again, Republicans want the American people to be as dumb as possible.
They have been attacking public education and the intellectually elite for decades now because they know full well that smart people do not fall for their bullshit.
When Donald Trump said "I love the poorly educated" he was not just blowing smoke.
Without them he would NEVER have been elected.
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Sunday, June 25, 2017
Trump's tweets are a goldmine for spies, and they can use them to anticipate his next move or even determine what they will be.
Courtesy of WaPo:Mexico was just ranked the second deadliest country in the world, after only Syria. Drug trade is largely the cause. We will BUILD THE WALL!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2017
Trump’s Twitter feed is a gold mine for every foreign intelligence agency. Usually, intelligence officers’ efforts to collect information on world leaders are methodical, painstaking and often covert. CIA operatives have risked their lives to learn about foreign leaders so the United States could devise strategies to counter our adversaries. With Trump, though, secret operations are not necessary to understand what’s on his mind: The president’s unfiltered thoughts are available night and day, broadcast to his 32.7 million Twitter followers immediately and without much obvious mediation by diplomats, strategists or handlers.
Intelligence agencies try to answer these main questions when looking at a rival head of state: Who is he as a person? What type of leader is he? How does that compare to what he strives to be or presents himself as? What can we expect from him? And how can we use this insight to our advantage?
At the CIA, I tracked and analyzed terrorists and other U.S. enemies, including North Korea. But we never had such a rich source of raw intelligence about a world leader, and we certainly never had the opportunity that our adversaries (and our allies) have now — to get a real-time glimpse of a major world leader’s preoccupations, personality quirks and habits of mind. If we had, it would have given us significant advantages in our dealings with them.
Trump’s tweets offer plenty of material for analysis. His frequent strong statements in reaction to news coverage or events make it appear as if he lacks impulse control. In building a profile of Trump, an analyst would offer suggestions on how foreign nations could instigate stress or deescalate situations, depending on what type of influence they may want to have over the president.
Great, so not only is Trump embarrassing the country with his constant tweeting, but he is also allowing foreign spies to monitor and perhaps manipulate him like no other president before him.
A little further down in the article are these two paragraphs:
What Trump doesn’t say can be very revealing, too. For instance, the lapse of time between when the USS Fitzgerald collided with a cargo ship off the coast of Japan (12:30 p.m. on June 16, in Washington) and when the president tweeted about the incident (10:08 a.m. the next day) was nearly 23 hours. The tragedy marked the U.S. Navy’s most significant loss of life aboard a vessel since terrorists bombed the USS Cole in Yemen in 2000.
Typically, a president would quickly make public remarks about a significant military loss. With Trump, intelligence analysts would note the inconsistency compared with previous administrations and search for similar patterns. Is Trump so hands-off that he waited for his secretary of defense to speak? Did something else capture his attention during those hours that he found to be a higher priority? Between the crash and his first public statement about it, Trump tweeted a video of his remarks on a new Cuba policy, a picture of himself signing the Cuba memorandum and a reference to his campaign promise about Cuba; he also retweeted Sean Hannity, a Fox News personality, promoting an upcoming show on the “Deep State’s allies in the media” working to undermine Trump.
Fairly easy to determine from his tweets that Trump does not know how to respond to a national crisis or emergency until he receives instruction from his aides, but has a knee jerk reaction to every perceived slight which inspires a quick and most often inappropriate off the cuff response.
At the end of the article there is this observation:
Even deleted tweets would be of interest. Trump mostly appears to delete tweets because of spelling errors, later replacing them with a correction. For an intelligence analyst, this would confirm that Trump’s Twitter feed really is a raw insight into his thought process, without much input from aides.
Analysts would also be likely to use technology to perform content analysis on the president’s tweets in the aggregate. Intelligence agencies can employ a more robust version than the open-source projects that news organizations have used, because they can marry Trump’s tweets with information they collect through intercepts and other means. Software could look for patterns in speech or word categories representing confidence related to policy, whether Trump is considering opposing points of view and if he harbors uncertainty toward any subject. Computers can perform metadata analysis to build timelines and compare Trump’s Twitter feed with his known public schedule, creating a database of when and where he tweets and what else he’s doing at the time. Anything that provides a digital footprint adds context to the analysis.
Trump says it’s the press’s fault that he uses Twitter as much as he does. His aides clearly want him to stop, but the president just as clearly wants and needs to be heard unfiltered. Fortunately for him, the platform lets him speak directly to his supporters whenever he chooses. Unfortunately for the rest of us, they aren’t the only ones listening.
So there you have it, yet another reason to be mortified, and possibly even terrified, by this presidency.
You know when I pictured a Trump presidency I quite literally pictured an apocalyptic landscape where the entire country was in various stages of decay and self destruction.
I actually think I might have underestimated how bad it was going to be.
We're not even half way through the first year yet.
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Saturday, June 10, 2017
God I hope this guy is not a local.
Courtesy of KTOO:A duct-taped boat? Alaska Coast Guard pulls man and his dog from an inflatable boat that took on water. https://t.co/0zjt3k90o5 #odd— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) June 9, 2017
A man trying to cross Gastineau Channel on a homemade watercraft found himself in a spot of bother Wednesday.
A Coast Guard Station Juneau crew picked the 32-year-old up. According to a news release, he was trying to reach Point Bishop in an inflatable, duct-taped craft when it began taking on water. He was not wearing a life jacket, the release said.
A 25-foot Coast Guard small boat and crew responded, deemed the craft unsafe and transferred it, the man — and his dog — to Douglas Harbor.
They did not give this guy's name, or say where he was from, so I am holding out hope that he is an out of stater and not actually somebody from Alaska.
You would think that even the dumbest Alaskan would know better than to go out onto our waters without a life preserver and in a less than seaworthy craft.
However it is covered in duct tape, and that is the Alaskan's DIY adhesive material of choice.
So who knows?
Thursday, June 08, 2017
Sarah Palin posted a picture of Florida lawmakers to illustrate foreigners cheering to celebrate the Paris accords costing America billions.
Courtesy of Politifact:
It’s clear that Sarah Palin hates the Paris climate agreement.
What’s unclear is why she used a photo of Florida lawmakers to make her point in a Facebook meme.
"Don’t be fooled! The Paris climate accord is a scam," stated the headline at the top of Palin’s Facebook post June 6, 2017. (By June 7, the Facebook meme was no longer available but PolitiFact had taken a screenshot of her post, which had been shared at least 8,000 times.)
Beneath the headline is a photo of an unidentified group of mostly men cheering. The Facebook post doesn’t identify the people in the photo, but they are Florida House members at the state Capitol in Tallahassee.
Beneath the photo Palin shared is text that says: "They pretend it’s about fixing our environment ... But it’s really about stealing billions from the American people and giving it to foreign countries, governments and lobbyists!"
To be clear many of the folks in the photo are Florida Republicans who are certainly not fans of the Paris Climate Accords, and in fact many of who do not accept the conventional wisdom about climate change.
When Politico contacted them about this Facebook post, they had this to say:
Florida Republicans and insiders couldn’t stop mocking and laughing at Palin’s error.
“I’m appalled. … As the owner of a publishing company, I find it appalling that she would use a low-res picture like this when a high-res picture is readily available,” joked state Rep. Scott Plakon, who’s in the picture standing with his hands together as he claps with joy.
Plakon said, “I was almost in tears with laughter” that Palin got it so wrong with her 9:37 a.m. Tuesday post — which was shared nearly 8,000 times and generated hundreds of comments before it was deleted. “I’m not sure what she’s saying. Are we cheering for Paris or against it? I think she’s saying we’re celebrating Paris.”
You know making mistakes is simply part of blogging, but remember Palin outsources her Facebook posts and blog posts to a third party, who apparently gets paid for their work.
I mean if this were the work of some coffee swilling middle aged dude in his pajama bottoms, that would be one thing. But this is a paid professional posting on the Facebook page of a former D-list political celebrity.
I think one would expect better.
But then again this is Palin, so perhaps this is exactly what we should expect.
It’s clear that Sarah Palin hates the Paris climate agreement.
What’s unclear is why she used a photo of Florida lawmakers to make her point in a Facebook meme.
"Don’t be fooled! The Paris climate accord is a scam," stated the headline at the top of Palin’s Facebook post June 6, 2017. (By June 7, the Facebook meme was no longer available but PolitiFact had taken a screenshot of her post, which had been shared at least 8,000 times.)
Beneath the headline is a photo of an unidentified group of mostly men cheering. The Facebook post doesn’t identify the people in the photo, but they are Florida House members at the state Capitol in Tallahassee.
Beneath the photo Palin shared is text that says: "They pretend it’s about fixing our environment ... But it’s really about stealing billions from the American people and giving it to foreign countries, governments and lobbyists!"
To be clear many of the folks in the photo are Florida Republicans who are certainly not fans of the Paris Climate Accords, and in fact many of who do not accept the conventional wisdom about climate change.
When Politico contacted them about this Facebook post, they had this to say:
Florida Republicans and insiders couldn’t stop mocking and laughing at Palin’s error.
“I’m appalled. … As the owner of a publishing company, I find it appalling that she would use a low-res picture like this when a high-res picture is readily available,” joked state Rep. Scott Plakon, who’s in the picture standing with his hands together as he claps with joy.
Plakon said, “I was almost in tears with laughter” that Palin got it so wrong with her 9:37 a.m. Tuesday post — which was shared nearly 8,000 times and generated hundreds of comments before it was deleted. “I’m not sure what she’s saying. Are we cheering for Paris or against it? I think she’s saying we’re celebrating Paris.”
You know making mistakes is simply part of blogging, but remember Palin outsources her Facebook posts and blog posts to a third party, who apparently gets paid for their work.
I mean if this were the work of some coffee swilling middle aged dude in his pajama bottoms, that would be one thing. But this is a paid professional posting on the Facebook page of a former D-list political celebrity.
I think one would expect better.
But then again this is Palin, so perhaps this is exactly what we should expect.
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Tuesday, May 09, 2017
Trump EPA fires at least five scientists on review board, considers replacing them with representatives of industries impacted by board's decisions.
Would be the perfect organization if it only had fewer smart people. |
The Environmental Protection Agency has dismissed at least five members of a major scientific review board, the latest signal of what critics call a campaign by the Trump administration to shrink the agency’s regulatory reach by reducing the role of academic research.
A spokesman for the E.P.A. administrator, Scott Pruitt, said he would consider replacing the academic scientists with representatives from industries whose pollution the agency is supposed to regulate, as part of the wide net it plans to cast. “The administrator believes we should have people on this board who understand the impact of regulations on the regulated community,” said the spokesman, J. P. Freire.
Gee, what a great idea.
Perhaps next they should have known terrorists advising Homeland Security on how to keep this country safe.
Or perhaps we should make sure that there are criminals seated on every jury to ensure that the individual on trial is being adequately represented.
And while we are at it perhaps we should allow folks who have colluded with foreign governments to undermine our democracy to be seated in the president's admini.....oh....that's right.
Well then, I guess a precedent has been set.
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Tuesday, May 02, 2017
That time when an actual sitting US president asked why the Civil War had to happen. update!
Don't know much about history Don't know much biology Don't know much about a science book, Don't know much about the french I took |
President Trump during an interview that airs Monday questioned why the country had a Civil War and suggested former President Andrew Jackson could have prevented it had he served later.
"I mean had Andrew Jackson been a little bit later you wouldn't have had the Civil War. He was a very tough person, but he had a big heart," Trump said during an interview with the Washington Examiner's Salena Zito.
"He was really angry that he saw what was happening with regard to the Civil War, he said, 'There's no reason for this.'"
Jackson, the nation's seventh president, died in 1845. The Civil War began in 1861.
The president further questioned why the country could not have solved the Civil War.
"People don't realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?" Trump said during the edition of "Main Street Meets the Beltway" scheduled to air on SiriusXM.
"People don't ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?"
.......?
You ever read something that your mind refuses to accept that you just read?
And if you have, how often is it usually a quote from Donald Trump?
Fortunately while my mind was drawing a blank, Chelsea Clinton came up with an actual answer.
Yeah, that's essentially the answer.1 word answer: Slavery. Longer: When Andrew Jackson died in 1845 (16 yrs before the Civil War began), he owned 150 men, women and children. https://t.co/Icg6puG2JZ— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) May 1, 2017
Mother Jones found a real live historian to weigh in who suggested that perhaps Trump should step down from office until he can be educated past his current fourth grade elementary school level, and is brought up to speed on American history.
His final words were "God help us."
I am of course not a religious man, but I certainly understand the sentiment.
I swear that every day Donald Trump says something that becomes the new most shocking thing I have every heard come out of the mouth of a US president.
Update: It appears Trump is trying to do a little damage control.
Continues to demonstrate a crippling lack of knowledge about American history.President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 2, 2017
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Monday, November 21, 2016
The Washington Post interviews Paul Horner, impresario of a Facebook fake-news empire about how easy it is to fool people these days.
Remember this? |
On why it is easier to get fake news passed around than it was several years ago:
Honestly, people are definitely dumber. They just keep passing stuff around. Nobody fact-checks anything anymore — I mean, that’s how Trump got elected. He just said whatever he wanted, and people believed everything, and when the things he said turned out not to be true, people didn’t care because they’d already accepted it. It’s real scary. I’ve never seen anything like it.
On whether or not he thinks his fake news helped get Trump elected:
My sites were picked up by Trump supporters all the time. I think Trump is in the White House because of me. His followers don’t fact-check anything — they’ll post everything, believe anything. His campaign manager posted my story about a protester getting paid $3,500 as fact. Like, I made that up. I posted a fake ad on Craigslist.
Here is that ad. If it looks familiar it's because several trolls tried to pass it off as real here on IM as well.
On how easy it is to dupe Trump supporters:
I thought they’d fact-check it, and it’d make them look worse. I mean that’s how this always works: Someone posts something I write, then they find out it’s false, then they look like idiots. But Trump supporters — they just keep running with it! They never fact-check anything! Now he’s in the White House. Looking back, instead of hurting the campaign, I think I helped it. And that feels [bad].
On how great a Trump presidency will be for his fake news sites:
It’s great for anybody who does anything with satire — there’s nothing you can’t write about now that people won’t believe. I can write the craziest thing about Trump, and people will believe it. I wrote a lot of crazy anti-Muslim stuff — like about Trump wanting to put badges on Muslims, or not allowing them in the airport, or making them stand in their own line — and people went along with it!
On how lucrative all of this is for him right now:
Right now I make like $10,000 a month from AdSense.
Must be nice. I don't make anything even close to that.
I guess these days real news is just not as lucrative as fake news.
WaPo also has another story, about two guys who proudly call themselves "the new yellow journalists," and who also make a ton of money writing inflammatory false stories and shopping them to Facebook.
After reading these two articles, and then adding the Russian hacks, the Wikileaks data dumps, and the FBI putting their thumb on the scale, it is really not that surprising that Trump won the electoral college.
After all this was a perfect storm of stupid.
We thought that having so much information at our fingertips would improve people's ability to access facts, but instead we find that their lack of intelligence combined with laziness just makes many folks easy targets for propagandists, hoaxers, and shit posters who fill their heads with nonsense and confuse them on the difference between fact and fiction.
For his part Facebook founder Mark Zuckerburg now says that he has a plan for filtering out the BS and only allowing REAL news outlets to post their stories, but how long will it be before these "yellow journalists" find their way around those new filters?
And ultimately is it kind of too late now that the worst outcome has already been realized?
The managing editor of Snopes thinks that the damage is likely irreparable:
But as managing editor of the fact-checking site Snopes, Brooke Binkowski believes Facebook’s perpetuation of phony news is not to blame for our epidemic of misinformation. “It’s not social media that’s the problem,” she says emphatically. “People are looking for somebody to pick on. The alt-rights have been empowered and that’s not going to go away anytime soon. But they also have always been around.”
The misinformation crisis, according to Binkowski, stems from something more pernicious. In the past, the sources of accurate information were recognizable enough that phony news was relatively easy for a discerning reader to identify and discredit. The problem, Binkowski believes, is that the public has lost faith in the media broadly — therefore no media outlet is considered credible any longer. The reasons are familiar: as the business of news has grown tougher, many outlets have been stripped of the resources they need for journalists to do their jobs correctly. “When you’re on your fifth story of the day and there’s no editor because the editor’s been fired and there’s no fact checker so you have to Google it yourself and you don’t have access to any academic journals or anything like that, you will screw stories up,” she says.
If she's right and journalism has been tainted beyond repair than what does that mean for all of us moving forward?
That's a question for which I am not sure I want to know the answer.
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Sunday, October 02, 2016
I'm pretty sure God was not born in this country.
I think that this idiot and all of the Duck Dynasty morons should ALL waste their votes like this."Uncle Si" Robertson of @DuckDynastyAE spoke about the election and why faith "is the most important thing." More: https://t.co/E0BLetKUzz pic.twitter.com/1dMmLwQ0m5— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 30, 2016
And I would assume that their VP choice is between the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Sarah Palin's appearance on Match Game last night.
— Match Game (@matchgameabc) September 15, 2016God I cannot even imagine how that would convince anybody to tune into this show.
And for good reason, it was HORRIBLE!
Here was Palin's attempt to drum up viewers on Facebook:
Nothing is more fun than the infiltration of traditionally liberal Hollywood; gives us a chance to interact with those who may assume they can't have much in common with a Commonsense Conservative. I always have a blast doing these pop culture venues!
This one sure was: here's a sneak peek of our Match Game episode with my liberal pal Alec Baldwin - airs tonight as the season finale on ABC 10/9pm central.
I thoroughly enjoyed working with the entire cast and crew on this episode.
My aspiring-comedian nephew Payton McCann accompanies me on these forays - he's the best sidekick in NYC. I love him! (And check out my fellow game show panelist, Jack McBrayer, he looks just like Payton.)
Enjoy the diversion from all-things politics!
- Sarah Palin
Personally I did not watch it because I was more entertained by watching some paint dry.
However I saw a few clips, and it was brain cell murdering stupid.
Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself.
So they dug up a dried up old has been of a politicians to appear on a dried up old has been of s show. I guess in some ways that is kind of perfect.
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Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Donald Trump attacks Hillary Clinton for running a "policy free campaign." Say what?
Yes so that was the easy, and completely predictable, response from Clinton to Trump's accusation that Hilary has no child care plan.It’s literally right here: https://t.co/jxNWmHVuES https://t.co/1qlok816tO
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 14, 2016
However he did not stop there.
Courtesy of the AP:
TRUMP, at a rally Tuesday in Clive, Iowa: "In recent days, we've rolled out one new policy idea after another ... By contrast, Hillary Clinton is running a policy-free campaign. She offers no ideas, no solutions."
THE FACTS: By any measure, Clinton has released far more specific plans on far more topics than her GOP rival. Trump's website currently lays out eight policy positions, including spelling out his "economic vision," his plans for child care and immigration reform and his plan to "pay for the wall." Clinton's offers position on 38 issues for potential voters to read.
They cover, for example, efforts to cure Alzheimer's disease and autism, a prescription for reining in Wall Street, a plan for tuition-free in-state college, and a menu of initiatives to combat climate change.
She even outlines an initiative to protect zoo animals in the event of a disaster.
Jesus what is he going to accuse her of next?
Not owning any pantsuits?
I have been saying for awhile that I don't think that Trump really wants to win this thing, and now that his poll numbers are going up it looks like he is trying to lose even harder.
Either that or he is just a fucking moron.
Or both.
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Saturday, July 30, 2016
Ryan Bundy wants the federal government to pay him a million dollars for being a defendant, or inmate. No, I'm NOT kidding.
Courtesy of KOIN 5:
In bizarre court documents filed Tuesday, Ryan Bundy declared himself sovereign from state and federal government and wanted to be paid $1 million to accept “the role” of defendant or inmate.
Bundy, the brother of co-defendant Ammon Bundy in the case of the takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, is acting as his own attorney. The federal court filings were submitted by his court-appointed legal assistant.
Ryan Bundy said he does not accept the role as defendant or inmate without fair and just compensation of $1 million. He also said he is willing to play the “role” of “judge” or “bailiff” for $1 million.
He also demanded $100 million if he has to face a judge for the conspiracy matter related to the takeover and occupation of the federal facility.
Okay so how long was that car parked on his face again?
In bizarre court documents filed Tuesday, Ryan Bundy declared himself sovereign from state and federal government and wanted to be paid $1 million to accept “the role” of defendant or inmate.
Bundy, the brother of co-defendant Ammon Bundy in the case of the takeover of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, is acting as his own attorney. The federal court filings were submitted by his court-appointed legal assistant.
Ryan Bundy said he does not accept the role as defendant or inmate without fair and just compensation of $1 million. He also said he is willing to play the “role” of “judge” or “bailiff” for $1 million.
He also demanded $100 million if he has to face a judge for the conspiracy matter related to the takeover and occupation of the federal facility.
Okay so how long was that car parked on his face again?
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Thursday, March 24, 2016
A flyer apparently being handed out by Christians to stump Atheists.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Stephen Colbert mocks the Starbucks Christmas coffee cup "scandal."
I have watched a number of comedians and television hosts weigh in on this ridiculous kerfuffle (Including Ellen Degeneres.), but I thought that Colbert's was just about the funniest.
(That "Paul Blart Mall Bro" comment made me spit out my coffee this morning.)
Of course I also have to admit that I kind of miss the old Colbert Report so I have somewhat of a soft spot for Stephen.
My one criticism is that he played some of that Feuerstein video, and I hate to see him give that lunatic any air time. The guy is essentially an internet troll who says controversial things in the hopes of being attacked and getting some attention.
But other than that I thought this was quite humorous and very well done.
Colbert is still the king in my book.
(That "Paul Blart Mall Bro" comment made me spit out my coffee this morning.)
Of course I also have to admit that I kind of miss the old Colbert Report so I have somewhat of a soft spot for Stephen.
My one criticism is that he played some of that Feuerstein video, and I hate to see him give that lunatic any air time. The guy is essentially an internet troll who says controversial things in the hopes of being attacked and getting some attention.
But other than that I thought this was quite humorous and very well done.
Colbert is still the king in my book.
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Saturday, October 10, 2015
Bristol Palin is upset that people think she's an idiot. Is she just figuring this out now?
Courtesy of Bristol's Pikore account. |
Yesterday was a normal day at work, overall I LOVE my job, I had just gotten back from a family vacation – I’m seven months pregnant – I cannot wait for my baby girl – Tripp has been such an angel lately and at such an enjoyable stage – my life is really falling into it’s own right now – and I really am happy – of course I had a smile on my face and an extra “pep to my step” .. I try to be as overly friendly as I can be at work, you never know what you’re going to run into during the day..
I took a patient back to an exam room, and set up for for a procedure the dr was about to do. (I promise I really do work a normal job, and have for a while.) I was making small talk with the patient while filing out notes… She asked how long I had been there. I told her around 6.5 years, but I had left for school, and done other short term “things” but always came back… She said she had never seen me there before. She goes on to say that she had heard “Bristol Palin had worked there,” and I just kind of laughed. I didn’t say a word. (I never do! DWTS/reality shows – that kind of stuff is so embarrassing for me!!!) Anyways, what was strange about this incident was that the patient continued.
She then told me that, “it was a long time ago, when her mom was running. She didn’t work here long.” I still didn’t say a word. She then tells me, “but Bristol Palin is such an idiot!”
I about died!!!!!!!!!!!! I should’ve asked why she said that. (Okay can French leave some exclamation points for the rest of us? I mean we have blogging to do as well.)
I’m sure she would’ve said something like, “well she’s such a whore” .. That’s all people can revert back to, you know?
All I said back was, “Well actually, I am Bristol Palin and I have worked here, and I think that’s pretty rude you would say something like that.”
Her face went white!!!
Like I’m sure the biggest foot you could’ve ever put in your mouth just happened!! (WTF?)
I told her the dr. would be right in and closed the door.
The patient ended up apologizing – and even sent flowers that same day! I know she felt terrible, and I know she had no reason to call me an idiot. (Well.......)
I couldn’t believe it after it had all happened.. But the last day I’ve been sitting back and thinking about how screwed up our world can be.
We have so many opinions of people we don’t even know.. We have so much hate coming from what we’ve heard or seen online. It’s unbelievable.
Nancy French goes on to suggest that the only one who can judge us is God.
And then she kind of closes it out with this:
So when moms are criticizing other moms about not being “organic enough” or not volunteering at the school enough.. Or girls criticizing other girls on how they dress, or how their eyebrows look, or guys criticizing guys about who knows -whatever guys criticize each other about .. It should all be like a foot in our mouth.
Life is too short to be so damn judgmental.
It’s not fun to hear about yourself, or feel like you have to superficially impress the people who are around you.
I kid you not. This is word for word what was on Bristol Palin's ghostwritten blog.
You know, the blog that has judged and attacked Miley Cyrus, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, and Liberals, just to name a few, virtually every day of its existence.
Now first off I am not at all convinced that this exchange ever even happened, or if it did that it happened in this way. After all if she was aware that Bristol had worked there, and then saw a pregnant brunette, you would think she could put two and two together.
However giving Bristol/Nancy the benefit of the doubt the reason the woman called Bristol an idiot would not necessarily have been because she is a former abstinence spokesperson who is currently single and knocked up with another unnamed man's child.
Though that might be enough of course.
It could also have been because of reports like this, or this, or this, where other news outlets report on the the stupid things written on Bristol's ghostwritten blog and attribute them to her.
Go figure.
As I have said multiple times her mother is using SarahPAC funds to permanently damage her daughter's reputation, and this could very well be the result of that.
I hate to break it to Bristol, but this is now her life. If she wants to change it, then she needs to start working on that today.
However I would not be at all surprised that this is not the last time that she hears somebody refer to her as an idiot.
Especially if she comes here.
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Thursday, September 17, 2015
Good news for Texans. Now they can bring their guns to the Houston Zoo. You know in case one the animals starts a firefight.
Courtesy of the Houston Press:
The next time you take your family to the Houston Zoo, you can bring your licensed handgun along, too.
The zoo lifted its gun ban after receiving a demand letter from an independent attorney with Texas Law Shield, a Houston-based legal services company focusing on gun rights issues, the Houston Chronicle first reported yesterday.
Backed by a recently-passed Texas bill authorizing the Attorney General to investigate and possibly fine "political subdivisions" that post signs prohibiting weapons where concealed handgun license holders are allowed to carry, T. Edwin Walker sent a letter to the zoo just two days after the bill went went into effect on September 1.
In response the above sign was taken down and now "freedom" reigns in Texas zoos.
Animals in cages with no way to escape.
Visitors packing weapons.
In Texas.
Nope, nothing can go wrong here.
The next time you take your family to the Houston Zoo, you can bring your licensed handgun along, too.
The zoo lifted its gun ban after receiving a demand letter from an independent attorney with Texas Law Shield, a Houston-based legal services company focusing on gun rights issues, the Houston Chronicle first reported yesterday.
Backed by a recently-passed Texas bill authorizing the Attorney General to investigate and possibly fine "political subdivisions" that post signs prohibiting weapons where concealed handgun license holders are allowed to carry, T. Edwin Walker sent a letter to the zoo just two days after the bill went went into effect on September 1.
In response the above sign was taken down and now "freedom" reigns in Texas zoos.
Animals in cages with no way to escape.
Visitors packing weapons.
In Texas.
Nope, nothing can go wrong here.
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Friday, September 04, 2015
Arizona man tries to prove that gun will not fire by shooting himself in the head. Sounds unconvincing to me.
Courtesy of HuffPo:
A 23-year-old Phoenix man is in critical condition after shooting himself in the head while trying to show that a handgun could not be fired while he had the safety mechanism engaged.
The Navajo County Sheriff's Office said Christen Reece fired his handgun Wednesday while shooting with six other people outside Overgaard in eastern Arizona.
Fortunately for this dimwit he was not killed, and instead will survive to undoubtedly do some thing just as stupid in the future.
Now see in my opinion there should be a law that as soon as some idiot shoots himself in the head and lives, THAT should be the last time he is allowed to purchase a firearm.
"I'm sorry Spanky. You shot your own damn self in your own damn head, so no more boom boom toys for you."
I just don't see that as being unreasonable.
P.S. more detail on the shooting here. And yes, alcohol was involved.
A 23-year-old Phoenix man is in critical condition after shooting himself in the head while trying to show that a handgun could not be fired while he had the safety mechanism engaged.
The Navajo County Sheriff's Office said Christen Reece fired his handgun Wednesday while shooting with six other people outside Overgaard in eastern Arizona.
Fortunately for this dimwit he was not killed, and instead will survive to undoubtedly do some thing just as stupid in the future.
Now see in my opinion there should be a law that as soon as some idiot shoots himself in the head and lives, THAT should be the last time he is allowed to purchase a firearm.
"I'm sorry Spanky. You shot your own damn self in your own damn head, so no more boom boom toys for you."
I just don't see that as being unreasonable.
P.S. more detail on the shooting here. And yes, alcohol was involved.
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Wednesday, September 02, 2015
Does anybody want to see Bristol Palin getting ripped to shreds for her ignorant post yesterday? Sure you do.
So I don't have to tell you that Bristol really stepped in it yesterday with this post:
By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …
It’s Mt. Mckinley … It always has been and always will be to most of us…
You know there's stupid, and then there's the Palin brand of stupid.
And that did not escape the notice of various blogs and websites who are having a field day with mocking the unwed mother to be part deux.
First there's this from The Hollywood Gossip:
“The list goes on and on," she blogged "But instead he worries about renaming a mountain… The next election can't come any sooner."
We're guessing Bristol meant the next election can't come soon enough.
But we stopped questioning someone who made $300,000 as an abstinence spokesperson, only to then go ahead and get pregnant again, a long time ago.
Others focused on the fact that even Bristol's mother had referred to the mountain as Denali during her farewell address.
This from Raw Story:
It is entirely possible that Bristol wasn’t listening to her mom (teenagers, hmphh!) which makes sense because if she had ever listened to her mom before– who is pro-condom — she wouldn’t be adding on all that baby weight.
Again.
And then of course the folks at Wonkette had to have their say:
OH YEAH, BRISTOL? Maybe you were too busy getting knocked up by the Lord to know What Mountains Is Called, but your mother, your repugnant idiot mother, you know, that lady who ran Alaska for like seven minutes before she ran out to buy cigarettes and never came back, SHE KNOWS what the mountain is supposed to be called, and it’s called “Denali,” according to Alaskans.
It's kind of hard to say that yesterday's post is the dumbest thing that has ever appeared on Bristol's ghostwritten blog (After all there is SO much competition.), but it is definitely in the top five.
I am currently waiting for Nancy French to double down on the post, because as you know Palin's, and their ghostwriters, are genetically incapable of admitting a mistake.
But so far the only posts since that debacle has been one attacking Hillary, and another featuring that photo at the top of this page.
Perhaps French and Palin are conspiring to one up the Denali post with others that deny obvious truths in Alaska. Such as one claiming that climate change is a liberal plot, or that hypothermia is an imaginary condition, or perhaps that bears do NOT, in fact, shit in the woods.
At this point I cannot say I would be surprised by any of those.
By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …
It’s Mt. Mckinley … It always has been and always will be to most of us…
You know there's stupid, and then there's the Palin brand of stupid.
And that did not escape the notice of various blogs and websites who are having a field day with mocking the unwed mother to be part deux.
First there's this from The Hollywood Gossip:
“The list goes on and on," she blogged "But instead he worries about renaming a mountain… The next election can't come any sooner."
We're guessing Bristol meant the next election can't come soon enough.
But we stopped questioning someone who made $300,000 as an abstinence spokesperson, only to then go ahead and get pregnant again, a long time ago.
Others focused on the fact that even Bristol's mother had referred to the mountain as Denali during her farewell address.
This from Raw Story:
It is entirely possible that Bristol wasn’t listening to her mom (teenagers, hmphh!) which makes sense because if she had ever listened to her mom before– who is pro-condom — she wouldn’t be adding on all that baby weight.
Again.
And then of course the folks at Wonkette had to have their say:
OH YEAH, BRISTOL? Maybe you were too busy getting knocked up by the Lord to know What Mountains Is Called, but your mother, your repugnant idiot mother, you know, that lady who ran Alaska for like seven minutes before she ran out to buy cigarettes and never came back, SHE KNOWS what the mountain is supposed to be called, and it’s called “Denali,” according to Alaskans.
It's kind of hard to say that yesterday's post is the dumbest thing that has ever appeared on Bristol's ghostwritten blog (After all there is SO much competition.), but it is definitely in the top five.
I am currently waiting for Nancy French to double down on the post, because as you know Palin's, and their ghostwriters, are genetically incapable of admitting a mistake.
But so far the only posts since that debacle has been one attacking Hillary, and another featuring that photo at the top of this page.
Perhaps French and Palin are conspiring to one up the Denali post with others that deny obvious truths in Alaska. Such as one claiming that climate change is a liberal plot, or that hypothermia is an imaginary condition, or perhaps that bears do NOT, in fact, shit in the woods.
At this point I cannot say I would be surprised by any of those.
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Friday, August 21, 2015
Oklahoma man accidentally shoots himself while "guarding" a Muslim free gun shop. "It's like the Clampetts have come to town."
Courtesy of News on 6:
The Muskogee County sheriff said a member of the group guarding an Oktaha gun shop accidentally shot himself Tuesday.
Sheriff Charles Pearson said the man dropped his gun and a bullet hit him in the arm. The sheriff did not identify the man or offer any other details about what happened.
The group of armed citizens and veterans is standing guard outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store after the owners said they received death threats from all over the world for putting up a sign saying Muslims weren't welcome.
"I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday," Pearson said. "The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It's like the Clampetts have come to town," Sheriff Pearson told muskogeenow.com.
One of the armed men took offense at the Sheriff's remarks:
One of those volunteers, who claimed to be a combat veteran and would identify himself only as “Eagle One,” disputed the sheriff’s characterization of the volunteers.
“Don’t paint us as ignorant hillbillies,” he said. “We just believe in people’s constitutional rights, and we’re here to make sure they get them.”
Yeah how can we call them hillbillies with an awesome moniker like "Eagle One?" I mean that just screams "Respect my authority."
The Muskogee County sheriff said a member of the group guarding an Oktaha gun shop accidentally shot himself Tuesday.
Sheriff Charles Pearson said the man dropped his gun and a bullet hit him in the arm. The sheriff did not identify the man or offer any other details about what happened.
The group of armed citizens and veterans is standing guard outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store after the owners said they received death threats from all over the world for putting up a sign saying Muslims weren't welcome.
"I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday," Pearson said. "The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It's like the Clampetts have come to town," Sheriff Pearson told muskogeenow.com.
One of the armed men took offense at the Sheriff's remarks:
One of those volunteers, who claimed to be a combat veteran and would identify himself only as “Eagle One,” disputed the sheriff’s characterization of the volunteers.
“Don’t paint us as ignorant hillbillies,” he said. “We just believe in people’s constitutional rights, and we’re here to make sure they get them.”
Yeah how can we call them hillbillies with an awesome moniker like "Eagle One?" I mean that just screams "Respect my authority."
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