Courtesy of
NBC News:
A Nebraska woman identifying herself as the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," is suing all homosexuals on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws," according to court records filed Tuesday.
In the suit, entered into the docket as Driskell v. Homosexuals, Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, of Auburn, Nebraska, asks in a seven-page, neatly handwritten petition (PDF) that U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard decide once and for all whether homosexuality is or isn't a sin.
The suit doesn't cite any case law under which a judge could make such a determination. In fact, it cites no court cases at all, quoting Webster's Dictionary and numerous Bible verses, instead, to bolster Driskell's central contention, which is:
"That homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet."
Driskell writes, "I'm sixty six years old, an [sic] I never thought that I would see the day in which our Great Nation or Our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples [sic] lewd behavior."
Yeah gay people, if you didn't think what you were doing was a sin why are you hiding in your closets?
Perfectly legitimate question.
For an idiot.
But then who am I to question an "Ambassador for God?"
Here is a portion of her seven page, handwritten lawsuit, courtesy of the
Independent:
Entitled “Sylvia Ann Driskell vs Homosexuals”, the handwritten seven-page lawsuit filed on Tuesday bases the case on Bible passages and definitions from Webster’s Dictionary.
“I, Sylvia Ann Driskell, ambassador for the plaintiffs – God and His son, Jesus Christ – petition your honor and the court…to be heard in the matter of homosexuality,” it reads.
“Is homosexuality a sin or not a sin?”
The documents go on to use passages from Leviticus and Romans to contend that God punished homosexuality as an “abomination”.
Okay I have a small question.
If being one of "teh gays" is really a sin, then won't those participating in "teh gay" sex be punished by God?
Why does this lunatic, I'm sorry, good Christian woman feel the need to take this to court?
In fact why does ANY Christian feel the need do ANYTHING to punish or marginalize the LGBT community if they really believe their lifestyle is sinful and that engaging in sin is what denies you access to the Pearly Gates? Why isn't that considered punishment enough?
So confusing.
Personally I hope this case actually goes to trial. I think it would be a hoot.