Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Christian homeschooling organization used and heavily promoted by the Duggar family is being sued for covering up, you guessed it, sexual assault and harassment of employees.

Courtesy of the Washington Post: 

Five women have sued the Institute in Basic Life Principles, once a leader in the Christian homeschooling movement, charging that the organization and its board of directors enabled and covered up sexual abuse and harassment of interns, employees, and other participants in its programs. 

Each of the plaintiffs — Gretchen Wilkinson, Charis Barker, Rachel Frost, Rachel Lees and a Jane Doe — seeks $50,000 in damages, alleging that the organization and its board acted negligently, with willful and wanton disregard for them, and engaged in a civil conspiracy to conceal the wrongdoing. 

The lawsuit is the latest chapter in a long-simmering scandal that has engulfed the ministry once admired by conservative Christian parents for teaching them how to raise obedient, devout and chaste children since the 1960s. The ministry has found dedicated followers in politics, including Rep. Daniel Webster (R-Fla.), who sought to replace Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio) as House Speaker, and in entertainment. 

Last year founder and long time President, Bill Gothard, resigned amid allegations that he had sexually harassed more than thirty female employees over the years.

Oh and who could forget this:

Earlier this year, IBLP was once again in the headlines after the gossip magazine In Touch reported that Josh Duggar, the eldest son of reality television stars and longtime Advanced Training Institute members Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, had been sent to an IBLP training center as a teenager after he admitted he had sexually abused four of his younger sisters and a family friend.

That's right, the guy who the Duggars sent their sister fondling son to in order to straighten him out, had to resign in response to charges of sexual harassment, and his organization is being sued for covering up similar activities among staff members.

Oh and Josh Duggar himself is currently in hiding in response to being outed as a customer of Ashley Madison, having admitted to a porn addiction, and being accused of paying a porn star for rough sex. 

Gee, uh...anybody else seeing a pattern here?

Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Company offers county clerk Kim Davis half a million dollars to appear in an interracial lesbian porn movie. Oh, that's just not right.

Homphobe, county clerk, and potential porn star, Kim Davis.
The company is called Dogfart, and this is their press release courtesy of Death and Taxes: 

With all the controversy surrounding Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis’ refusal to issue same sex marriage licenses even after the Supreme Court of the United States made same sex marriage the law of the land, The Dogfart Network which is the leading online destination for Adult Interracial content is offering the Holy Kim Davis a chance at redemption. 

The undisputed kings of interracial porn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica. 

“We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart Spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.” 

The offer will stand for the next week. She is also welcome to bring her family with her on an all expense paid vacation. 

Do you hear that, Kim Davis? Several times your yearly salary to film a sex scene with the single most attractive person you will ever get to see naked, probably. And you can bring the kids! Sounds like a win-win to me.

Okay if I develop erectile dysfunction in the next year or so, this will mark the day that it probably started.

I have little doubt that this is just a joke, because...I mean....but who would.....yeah it's gotta be a joke.

I like the offer to "bring the kids." And they say porn companies are not family friendly.

But still, no.

I'm sorry, I meant to say hell no!

Saturday, August 08, 2015

When lying about being caught having gay sex in an alley is preferable to the truth. Update!

 Courtesy of The Hill: 

Michigan state Rep. Todd Courser (R) planned to release a fake story claiming that he was caught having sex with a male prostitute in order to cover up his relationship with fellow state Rep. Cindy Gamrat (R), according to audio recordings released by The Detroit News Friday. 

Courser was apparently caught on tape discussing the plan in a series of recordings made by a House aide. 

“Courser secretly removed from Caucus several weeks ago due to male on male paid for sex behind a prominent Lansing nightclub,” an email announcing the fake story would have stated. “He is a bisexual, porn-addicted sexual deviant.” 

Courser said on one recording that the fake story was designed to make any subsequent reports look like “a complete smear campaign” against him. He also commented that the story needed to “make anything else that comes out after that — that isn’t a video — mundane, tame by comparison.” 

“I need to, if possible, inoculate the herd against gutter politics that are coming,” he said.

Okay this one is a little hard to wrap my head around.

So this conservative lawmaker was willing to release a story that he was a porn addicted, male prostitute visiting, closeted homosexual rather than have the true story of his affair with a female lawmaker come to light.

Gee that must make her feel terrific.

Yes I realize that the plan, a poorly thought out one in my opinion, was to reveal that this gay sex story was false in the hopes that it would give Courser the credibility to dismiss the true story as well.

But I still don't see how he thought something like that would work.

That is some crazy conservative thinking right there.

Update: As it turns out these two were also ardent defenders of "traditional marriage":  

“We are living in the last days,” Gamrat wrote on Facebook after the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage. “Last Friday was a sad day for America. Last Friday was a crushing day for those who believe in traditional marriage and traditional morality. I need your help and your country needs your help now.” 

Gamrat said the ruling was a “trampling of the people” and that “the ramifications of this decision will be devastating, affecting churches, schools, businesses, pastors, government officials, and families.” 

After the ruling, Courser proposed a bill with Gamrat’s support requiring all marriage certificates in the state to be signed by a religious leader, essentially making it impossible for municipal or judicial officials to wed gays. “The contract that has been in place for thousands of years is between a man and his wife on one side and God on the other side,” Courser said. 

As if that weren’t enough, Courser was also working on the “Pastor Protection Act” that would ensure that religious leaders do not have to perform duties that don’t align with their beliefs, like gay marriage.

Yes let's protect traditional marriage from "teh gays" but not from two horny lawmakers desperate to break their vows by getting freaky at the local no tell motel.

Monday, October 13, 2014

University students in London have e-mail hacked which results in tons of spam asking them to sign up for porn websites or the Sarah Palin Channel. Not sure how they were able to tell them apart.

"Stop touching yourself, this is not a porn channel!"
Courtesy of the Independent:  

University College London’s (UCL) email database suffered a meltdown last night after a spam email was sent to every student – all 26,000 of them – opening up a black hole of an email thread with as many as 3,000 replies. 

The first message purported to be from the generic email thread of UCL Provost Michael Arthur at 10.47pm last night, simply – and cryptically – reading just “bello”. It is thought it was hacked or at least spoofed. 

With the internal email address of ‘all-students@ucl.ac.uk’ now visible to all, a mass email thread from irritated students commenced and, as you can expect, also had jokers taking full advantage of the security breach. 

In emails shown to the Independent, some recipients began cordially replying “bello” to the initial message, before one understandably exclaimed: “STOP SPAMMING PEOPLE!!!!!!!”. 

Desperate pleads for people to stop hitting ‘reply all’ were left unanswered, as the countless emails kept bouncing into people’s inboxes before the obligatory attempts at humour began. 

“Bello, is it me you’re looking for” was a call ricocheting in the bottomless pit of emails that included sign-ups to YouPorn, the One Direction mailing list, Ukip and the Sarah Palin Channel.

After that #BelloGate started trending on Twitter and when the university students woke up the next morning some of them had as many as 3,000 e-mails to sort through.

I am not sure who thought to include the Sarah Palin Channel in with signups for porn websites, but clearly it was a stroke of genius.

I just feel bad for the poor schlub who paid his $9.95, got out his hand lotion dispenser and Kleenex, and then was confronted with this face.

Seriously, that could put you off masturbation for life!

Sunday, November 03, 2013

Well sex workers like Obamacare. So there!

Courtesy of CNN Money:  

A burlesque dancer dressed as a nurse taunts her co-performer with a toy syringe, dangling the medicine seductively in an act that's meant to reflect the cat-and-mouse game of U.S. healthcare. They shimmy and eventually end up topless. 

The risqué performance was part of an Obamacare registration drive last week in San Francisco, dubbed the "Healthy Ho's Party." 

Organized by "Siouxsie Q," a Bay Area sex worker, the event was meant to encourage other sex workers to enroll in the new insurance exchanges. It was a rousing success: Nearly 40 men and women attended and almost all of them filed enrollment paperwork. 

In the all-cash, off-the-books sex industry, workers can be particularly high risk and insurance is often out of reach. Many sex workers -- a broad term that can refer to a number of services, including sexual massage, prostitution, and escort and dominatrix work -- consider themselves self-employed entrepreneurs who can't afford to purchase healthcare. But that could all change with the Affordable Care Act. 

Siouxsie, 28, has shopped for plans countless times since 2008, coming up empty each time. She and her partner recently reviewed their healthcare options and found that a joint plan would have cost between $400 and $500 a month -- an unaffordably large chunk of their incomes. 

"We just couldn't swing [insurance] in the Bay Area -- we're lower middle class, recent college graduates, in Startup Land trying to make our way," she said. 

But come January 1, when the new law goes into effect, she and her partner will be looking at a monthly bill of between $175 and $200. They're deciding between two plans on the California exchange and will receive a tax credit of about $275 a month (without the credit it would have cost nearly $500).

Okay I think I might just have come up with a marketing plan that would get people to sign up for the Affordable Care Act in droves.

We should just have YouPorn or RedTube run the site, and while people are signing up they can be talked through the process by a hot young porn star facilitator volunteering their time in exchange for access to free health care of their own. Sounds like a win win to me.

It might not be legal in every state but it will probably be just that much more popular in the Bible Belt where largest population of Americans watch porn.

And let's face it who knows more about how to set up and run an efficient website than porn companies?  Almost all of the recent online technological breakthroughs have been the result of people looking for naked pictures on the internet.

Sure it may piss off the Religious Right, but then again when are they NOT pissed off?

Just an idea. 

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

After losing her job in disgrace Paula Deen had been offered a new career path. Into porn.

Paula Deen;s "O" face.
Courtesy of TMZ: 

Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job ... and she's a mom ... so the good people who run a MILF-based porn site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG. 

A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week ... offering Paula a place in their company ... in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships. 

In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she's a MILF -- a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson." 

As for compensation, PureMature says it's willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work" ... and NO nudity is required. Phew. 

Okay ell right away I cannot help but remember a very unfortunate joke about rolling a woman in flour, but I will resist the urge to share it, even though sadly the visual will not stop popping up in my mind.

You know I don't judge, so if Deen wants to spread her tenderloins for a not beef injection on camera I will not say anything. I will do everything in my power not to see it, but I will not judge.

After all Kim Kardashian made a crappy, poorly filmed, sex tape and her whole family got a realty show, and millions of dollars in endorsement offers. So why can't Southern fried MILF like Deen?

Now if you will excuse me I have to go rinse my brain with bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Sarah Palin makes her long awaited appearance in Tampa. Well sort of.

Courtesy of the New York Post:

 She’s the Republican National Convention’s keynote stripper. 

Porn starlet Lisa Ann — who impersonates former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in several XXX movies — descended on Tampa this weekend to unveil her curvaceous platform at Thee DollHouse strip club. 

A certified dental assistant (Okay seriously, WHY is everything connected with Palin have something to do with dentists?) with homes in Los Angeles and New York, the 40-year-old Ann shot to fame in 2008 when she assumed the former vice presidential candidate’s persona in the pornography flick “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” 

Ann hit the stage Saturday night in a hip-hugging business skirt and bustier as an announcer informed the audience that “Sarah Palin is in the house tonight!” 

After a political hand wave, Ann tossed pictures of the Alaskan politico into the crowd as she proceeded to peel off her governmental garments with purring precision with Eminem blaring in the background. 

The hooting crowd seemed to approve of her positions.

Yeah I just BET the crowd was hooting and approved of "her positions." Essentially THIS is the version of Sarah Palin that these horny men wanted to see all along.

Okay the fact that she threw ACTUAL pictures of Palin into the crowd is hysterical to me, since I think we all know what THOSE will be used for later!

Like I said before I doubt very seriously that ANYBODY will really miss Palin at this convention. But if they do, and want to see the version that they spent the last four years fantasizing about, they know where to go. Don't they?

Friday, August 03, 2012

Well now Romney is a shoo-in with THIS endorsement. Don't you think?

Courtesy of News 10 in Tampa Bay:  

Porn star Jenna Jameson chose a familiar stage to make her endorsement for the 2012 presidential election Thursday night. At a San Francisco strip club, the former adult actress and stage performer said she was ready for a Romney presidency. 

"I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office." 

Jameson made the comments exclusively to a CBS SF staffer who was attending an event marking the 8th anniversary of the gentlemen's club.

Well now THAT is certainly an endorsement guaranteed to bring the Romney campaign quite a lot of attention.  Though one has to wonder if Jameson is aware that, according to a Romney aide, one of "Mitt the Twit's" promises once elected is to "crack down on porn?"

Still you can see how a successful business person like Jameson would appreciate a candidate whose tax plan ONLY benefits the wealthy.

Of course other than that these two really don't have that much in common. After all one is morally bankrupt human being, who has made a fortune in a truly despicable manner, and who is willing to degrade themselves every way possible in order to get what they want.


And the other is a porn star.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Recognizing Sarah Palin's only REAL contribution to the world of politics, Tampa area strip club hires look alike to finally allow GOP mouthbreathers to see their fantasy as they have always imagined her.

Courtesy of Tampa Bay online: 

Strip clubs may not be the most politically correct venue for those attending the Republican National Convention, but that doesn't mean Tampa's well-known adult hot spots won't be ready for the influx of visitors. 

One place is bringing in a stripper who looks like former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. There are major renovations taking place. And some nude clubs have already been giving potential customers a taste of the talent online.

Here is what the "Star" of the show, Lisa Ann, said about this gig back in May:

 "You betcha I am excited!" Ann said when contacted about her feature dancing performance. "I plan to bring Palin to life in a very special way for everyone at the RNC to enjoy."

Well so much for that "family values" bullshit.  These hypocrites are apparently prepared to leave the Bible thumping behind in exchange for some thumping of an entirely DIFFEERENT sort,

 “Several groups have already booked tables, rooms, and packages through us for the last two weeks of August," Lange said. "Due to confidentiality agreements we can’t say who but Tampa is going to be the bull’s-eye of adult entertainment and that makes our company really happy.”

Of course this should come as no surprise to most of us, especially the inclusion of the Sarah Palin lookalike.  We have long known that Palin's popularity certainly had NOTHING to do with her intelligence, or her ability to deliver a speech, or even her ability to discuss current events without sounding like a heavily medicated imbecile. No Palin's popularity was the sole result of the horny middle aged men in the Republican party's desire to fuck her, or at the very least see her naked.

And so now, for those visiting Tampa, that desire will come true.  And the beauty of it is that THIS version of Sarah Palin is younger, hotter, and appears to have undergone somewhat FEWER cosmetic surgeries.

Update: Because somebody asked for it here is Palin in virtually the same pose as Lisa Ann:

Yeah this was quite a few years ago but I think I would still go for the porn star. Besides, we know SHE'S not a man hating tease.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Now for something completely different. Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton read from Sarah Palin porn script

I LOVED this, and think that from now on Thandie Newton should always stand in for Sarah Palin in her appearances.  She is much prettier, and smarter, and her Palin accent is not NEARLY as grating as the real thing.

Besides you have to admit she is MUCH easier to listen to than the Grizzled Mama was yesterday on the Today Show!

And didn't Ricky Gervais do a spot on imitation of Brad Hanson?

Actually I have NO idea what Hanson sounds like so he could very well HAVE a cockney accent for all I know.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

The REAL purpose of Sarah Palin's ridiculous bus tour.

As many of us predicted the entire thing was staged as a publicity scheme to get attention and  coax more money out of her paint chip eating supporters.

A message from the Grizzled Mama herself, courtesy of SarahPAC:

Our family has been blessed with an opportunity to showcase all that is good and strong and free about our exceptional nation.

("Our family?" Do you mean the one lone kid who you managed to bribe into staying with you, and your parents who needed you to buy them tickets to get back home?  Do you mean that "family?")

Even though the media too often sadly chose sound-bites over substance, they did get lots of substance during our “One Nation” tour from the nearly two dozen opportunities I got to speak candidly with them and talk about policy, politics, history, and everything in between. More importantly, I got to talk with countless everyday Americans who want to get our country back on the right track.

(Of course  most of those "countless everyday Americans" were just trying to make their way past the circus like atmosphere that follows you every where you go, so that they could see the historical monuments that they brought THEIR families to see.  But hey, if they did not want to be in a Sarah Palin political commercial they could have just stayed home, right?)

Not surprising, some members of the media missed a lot of this due to their relentless and futile search for scuttlebutt. So, we assembled this video to capture the amazing Americana spirit of the places and people we visited. I invite you to enjoy this recap of last week’s east coast bus tour.

("Futile search for scuttlebutt?" Oh lady, there was NOTHING futile about it! Believe me, you provided much "butt" to "Scuttle.")


Please remember we must learn about our past – our great successes, our bitter struggles, our enduring strength – in order to navigate through the challenges ahead so that we might remain a shining city on a hill and the abiding beacon of freedom.

As we look to our Charters of Liberty and our strong foundation to fundamentally restore America, we'll keep moving forward... and we'll keep reporting on it ourselves.

- Sarah Palin

("Blah, blah, blah, liberty, blah blah, freedom, blah, blah, gun rights, blah, we have heard it all before.)

Anyhow the REAL reason for this trip was simply to capture video images of Palin standing next to iconic American landmarks in order to create a pseudo-political advertisement.  And here it is.



Okay I probably should have warned you to have your barf bags at the ready.

I apologize if anybody ruined their keyboards.

Just send the bill to SarahPAC.  After all, that transparent display of stomach churning, right wing, political pornography, is ultimately THEIR fault.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Osama Bin Laden was a VERY bad boy! Extensive porn stash also found among belongings.


Porn? Who? Me?
 Courtesy of Reuters:

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden's compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

But a video released by the Obama administration confiscated from the compound showed bin Laden watching pictures of himself on a TV screen, indicating that the compound was equipped with video playback equipment.

They also found Avena, the herbal Viagra substitute, in his cave. Who is this guy, a terrorist on the run, or an Islamic Hugh Hefner?


Hey I am not one to judge, but didn't this guy also have like five wives? Seriously when did this guy have the time to plan terrorist attacks?

And of course most people who enjoy a little porn don't set themselves up as some sort of quasi fundamentalist religious leader either.  THAT might not sit well with the families of the people who blew themselves up in the name of Osama Bin Laden.

However in my opinion watching porn is the LEAST of Bin Laden's sins.

Friday, April 01, 2011

It looks like Sarah Palin IS about to make her big "cum-back." Sorry, I couldn't resist.

From AVN:

With the overwhelmingly huge success from its parodied predecessor, Hustler Video returns to the political arena to create a sequel to its best selling parody of all-time in Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2, helmed by AVN Director of the Year Axel Braun.

(Doesn't it kind of say something fundamental about what makes Palin popular, that the porn version of her life is so much more successful than was the reality show version of her life?)

Parodied versions of Dana Perino, Bristol Palin and, of course, Sarah Palin herself are just some of the outrageous and sexually explicit scenes in the sequel, which releases April 5 on DVD and Blu-ray.

(You know they never would have felt it was open season on Bristol, and considered putting a version of her in this porn movie, if Sarah had not forced her to do Dancing with the Stars. That was such good parenting and sound motherly advice wasn't it?)

“I loved the opportunity to play the role of parody Sarah again,” Lisa Ann said. “This is my fifth film spoofing Sarah Palin for Hustler Video and I think my performances just keep getting better. I’ve fully channeled the character of Sarah and have become almost one with her.”

(If by "one with her" she means the version of Sister Sarah that every overweight, pasty white Republican male imagines the Grizzled Mama to be in their masturbatory fantasies, than she certainly has that right.)

In this sequelled parody, Sarah finds herself President of the United States. Still being filmed and followed around by her TLC reality TV crew, Sarah demonstrates what everyday life at her home in Alaska looks like when you’re the Commander in Chief. From an intimate encounter with a parody Dana Perino (Sarah Vandella), to shooting and roasting her own turkey, to spying on the Russians with her hunk of a Secret Service guy (Evan Stone).

“If you want to watch a film that will make you laugh while you’re beating off, this is the one to see,” said adult performer Alec Knight, who lampoons Sarah’s husband, Todd.

Believe me I don't want to take anything away from this film (Heaven forbid!), but I am pretty sure that the majority of Sarah Palin's fan base have been "beating off" to virtually every picture or video of Palin since she first sashayed into their living rooms way back in August of 2008.  All this film does differently is allow their imaginations to take a little time off for a change.

Pardon my ignorance, and as a middle aged single male I should probably know this, but do ALL political families get a porn version made of their lives?  Or is this something that only Sarah Palin and her passel of Wasilla-billies inspires?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Just for fun: The BBC's Graham Norton Show pokes fun at script for new Sarah Palin porn video.



The script seems to focus on Sarah's "alleged" affair with her husband's business partner Brad Hanson.

And it is hysterically read by Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton.

Oh yeah this kind of international ridicule should really help Palin's chances of getting a GOP nomination! You have to admit it is funny though.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

The Pentagon's "Gay Bomb" inspires a gay porn movie.

In a move to “kick the US Government while it’s down,” Dark Alley described the upcoming “Gay bomb”, to begin filming in November 2007, as follows:“Gay Bomb will take us into the future and the year 2012.

George the Second has refused to step down as leader of the “free world,” and the nations of Europe have banded together to fight the new American military dictatorship.”

“Desperate to fend off its attackers, the US launches the experimental ‘gay bomb,’ designed to make the enemy forces drop their guns and turn fag. But the winds of fate blow in a different direction, and soon America is brought to its knees.”

One has to wonder if Pentagon employees have to watch this. You know, just to make sure that there are no subversive elements in it. (Let me save you the time, I am going to go ahead and predict that it is chock full of subversive elements.)

I have to wonder if there are any gay people who are a little disappointed that this bomb was not developed. Just imagine the dating possibilities.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

I think that the stress of trying to find more cannon fodder to send to Iraq is driving military recruiters to booze and porn.

Jorge Arevalo was sleeping upstairs in the house in Hackettstown, NJ, when he heard what he thought was his housemate coming home at around midnight. He wondered why his housemate was walking around and making noise so much.

The answer to this came at around 1a.m., when his housemate actually returned. Arevalo reported hearing a string of expletives as his housemate discovered a naked man sitting at the computer.

On the computer were several windows open on porn sites. The man was dressed only in shoes and socks, and was covered in cuts and bruises. Bloodstains were found in several rooms in the house.

The man was identified as Jerry B. Mahaffey, a recruiter for the U.S. Army. Police later found his abandoned clothes behind The Laughing Lion, a local bar.

You know I don't want to pass judgement here. God knows I have consumed alcohol and surfed porn before, of course I usually stay in my own house to do that, it just seems a little less icky that way. However this guy might want to drink just a wee bit less the next time he is celebrating sending some young person to die for Bush's lie.

And as for the naked part, well he still had his socks on so he wasn't technically "naked" now was he? "Socks on" = "not naked"!

I think these people may have overreacted a little.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Actor who portrayed "Adam" in anti-science Creationist film may be a porn star. Oh irony how I love you.

The man who plays Adam in a video aired at a Bible-based creationist museum has led a different life outside the Garden of Eden, flaunting his sexual exploits online and modeling for a clothing line that promotes free love.

The actor, Eric Linden, owns a graphic Web site called Bedroom Acrobat, where he has been pictured, smiling alongside a drag queen, in a T-shirt brandishing the site's sexually suggestive logo. The Web site, which has a network of members, allows users to post explicit stories and photos.


Linden said he is very proud to play Adam. "But just because I'm Adam on the screen, that doesn't mean I'm Adam off the screen," he said. "What I do shouldn't have anything to do with who they think Adam is."

The clip he appears in is one of 55 featured on tours of the museum, near Cincinnati in Petersburg, Ky. The museum tells the Bible's version of Earth's history — the planet was created in a single week just a few thousand years ago.

Okay the guy is not really a porn actor. He is just a guy who is in touch with his sexuality and doesn't mind talking about it. So I guess in the eyes of these uptight puritans that classifies him as some horrible deviant.

Remember sex is bad! You should only have it to make babies for God's army and you should hate very minute of it! So sayeth the Lord!

How did this religion get to be so large?

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Porn actress gets her personal life confused with her porn life. Has sex with on duty cop to get out of ticket, and he films it.

A Tennessee State Trooper is on paid leave after allegations surface about sex at a traffic stop.

The woman involved is apparently an adult video actress who lives in Knoxville. She has posted a vivid description of the incident on her personal website and blog.

Hmmm. So the moral of this story kids is if you are a porn star you can get away with anything. But if you are a cop you are going to get caught.

Yeah that ought to help the kids decide on a career path.

It has just been much too long since I posted a naughty post about anything. I really must think of the reputation.

P.S. Here is a video of the news story which is followed by the actual pictures taken by the cop and then video of her describing the incident. Beware this is very, very naughty.